Liu Piaopiao was dumbfounded.
After thinking carefully, it seemed that she wasn't really being proposed to.
Her face suddenly turned crimson; she had just been lecturing this man with all her heart, treating him like her future husband, constantly talking to him about "husband standards."
"Oh no, how embarrassing." Liu Piaopiao lowered her head and became silent, embarrassingly shy with a touch of coyness.
Especially since the man in front of her essentially had nothing to do with her.
The intense feeling that came from the contrast and discrepancy made her feel as if her innermost self was completely exposed and profaned for all to see.
Her heart felt like a deer was going crazy inside, beating wildly with unease and anxiety.
Instantly, Liu Piaopiao's momentum softened, and she looked at Lin Hai with pitiful, puppy-dog eyes.
"Officer Liu, how about that? Tsk tsk, I almost got forced into marriage by you." Lin Hai chuckled with a smug smile, raising his hand in victory. Indeed, a Miracle Doctor, medical skills do come with perks.
"Hmph, who'd want a man like you, all talk and no action," Liu Piaopiao argued back.
Lin Hai lowered his head, murmuring in confusion: "But I'm definitely not crooked, absolutely straight."
Liu Piaopiao paused for a moment, not understanding the meaning behind Lin Hai's words.
Immediately after, her pretty face turned as red as a tomato.
"You, you're so lewd!" Liu Piaopiao had called him "all talk and no action," and Lin Hai actually retorted that "it" wasn't crooked, clearly insinuating something... utterly despicable.
"I said 'all talk and no action!'" Liu Piaopiao corrected.
"I'm really not crooked there, why do you keep saying I am?" asked Lin Hai.
"You!" Liu Piaopiao was so angry she could spit blood.
"What did I do?" Lin Hai blinked innocently.
Liu Piaopiao was once again grinding her teeth in rage, that damned Healthcare Lin.
"Just you wait, you'll pay for this."
"Oh really? Tsk tsk, daring to threaten me? Believe it or not, I'll turn you into a bed-warming maid?" Lin Hai bragged with a smirk.
"Do you think you can? Come on and try, let this old lady see what you've got," Liu Piaopiao sneered back.
"Heh, we'll talk about this another day," Lin Hai was too lazy to bicker with her further.
"You!" Liu Piaopiao flew into a rage, what did he mean by "we'll talk about this another day?!" How shameless that he could even say such a thing out loud!
"What now?" Lin Hai blinked innocently, too tired to bother anymore, yet she still got angry, indeed a woman's mind was as hard to find as a needle at the bottom of the sea.
"What do you mean by we'll talk about this another day? Explain yourself!" Liu Piaopiao emphasized the "day" word furiously.
Lin Hai's eyes widened as he had an epiphany, tsk tsk, exclaiming: "Didn't expect a girl to be so vulgar, to think 'another day' could have that meaning."
Liu Piaopiao felt like her lungs were about to explode with anger, so loathsome, but looking at the expression on the dead Beast's face, he seemed not to have meant anything lewd at that moment, whereas she had made it vulgar, again.
With both embarrassment and anger coloring her face, Liu Piaopiao gritted her teeth: "You dead Beast, if you dare to spread today's events around, I'll make sure you pay for it."
"You've peeped at me taking a shower."
"You dare say that? Believe it or not, I'll beat an 'S' out of you!"
"You've peeped at me taking a shower."
Liu Piaopiao was so angry that her "raisins" started to quiver on her chest.
"Can't you change the subject? Have you no shame?"
"Your 'raisins' look pretty nice."
"You, jerk, don't you dare say that!"
"You've peeked at me taking a bath."
"..."
Liu Piaopiao was utterly speechless, facing this dead Beast, she found her fiery temper was like hitting soft cotton, completely ineffective.
"What exactly do you want?"
Lin Hai chuckled, "Officer Liu, you need to get one thing straight."
"It was you who peeked at me bathing, and you almost raped me. I have already been very generous not to hold you responsible, considering our past friendship."
"Spill it, what are your terms!" Liu Piaopiao felt she would die of anger if she spoke another word with Healthcare Lin.
Lin Hai pointed to the room's floor, which was in a mess with clothes and the dresser all over the place, and said, "Restore it to its original state, you know, clean it up properly."
"Fine!" Liu Piaopiao agreed, as long as Beast Lin didn't bring up "you peeked at me taking a bath" again.
"Additionally, in front of President Ouyang, you need to promote my positive energy more, publicize my positive spirit, and not just slander me," Lin Hai smirked.
Liu Piaopiao almost spat blood. You and your scumbag, beastly, sleazy type have a positive image to discuss?
"Do you think you have a positive image?"
"You could exercise some creative spirit," Lin shamelessly suggested.
She's seen thick-skinned people, but never someone this shamelessly thick-skinned.
Seeing Liu Piaopiao about to flip out again, Lin Hai said coldly and sternly, "Are you not going to clean up now?"
"You!" Liu Piaopiao was about to explode, but thinking of the line "you peeked at me taking a bath," she had to forcibly suppress her anger, waiting to "settle scores later"!
Wiping the water droplets from her hair, Liu Piaopiao started to become the "cleaning lady," tidying up the room.
She was struggling internally, cursing why she hadn't been careful when flipping things earlier; cleaning up now was frustrating, but yet she was not the verbal match for Sharp-tongued Healthcare Lin, better known as Sharp-mouth.
"This damn Healthcare Lin, his language ability seems pretty impressive!" Liu Piaopiao grumbled to herself.
"Tsck, your cleaning style really does look like a janitor's sister; it's a waste of talent not to do this job."
Lin Hai brazenly laughed, lighting a cigarette, not only not helping but also carelessly flicking ash, further burdening the cleaning.
"Hmph, just a loser," Liu Piaopiao muttered bitterly.
"Eh?" Lin Hai was displeased and hit back: "How am I a loser? It seems you don't know the difference between a loser and a local tyrant."
"You know? You beastly scumbag."
"Of course, I'll ask you, what makeup do you use?"
"I'm all natural, never use makeup, just Dabao," Liu Piaopiao declared confidently.
Lin Hai nodded, with a grave tone: "Then that's right. The difference between a loser and a local tyrant lies precisely here, 'Dabao every day,' versus 'erotic massage every day,' get it?"
"Pfft!"
Liu Piaopiao stumbled and fell due to a cigarette butt, looking at Lin Hai with sadness and rage.
Lin looked up at a forty-five-degree angle to the sky, pretending not to see, mumbling to himself, "My heart, as light as paper-folding, as bright as gilded metal, as clear as green wood, truly pure and exquisite, the roar of the engine and the literary flair merging perfectly in one person, ah, I truly am the incarnation of genius and handsome."
Ignoring Liu Piaopiao's disdain and all sorts of negative gazes, Lin, relying on his thick skin, left the room, dropping a line: "Clean up well, if it's not clean, I will carry you to bed tonight to serve me!"
Downstairs, Lin Hai found Ruoshuang had just come home from school, eating Jelly one by one.
"Eh? Brother-in-law, haven't seen you in three days; you seem a bit handsomer," Ruoshuang said 'innocently'.
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