"I don't care, you must take full responsibility for this matter!"

Liu Piaopiao clenched her teeth, her heart filled with immense sorrow.

Who knows how many men have pursued her.

The young officers who had just graduated from the police academy would always blush and lower their heads when they saw her.

And then, after she left, they would gaze longingly at her retreating figure.

Elites from her middle school, high school, university, and work circles have all expressed their admiration for her.

"To think that my reputation would be ruined by a security guard!" Liu Piaopiao was furious and aggrieved.

Lin Hai grimaced, his expression as lifeless as a frostbitten eggplant.

Liu Piaopiao felt infuriated just by looking at Lin Hai.

"How much is your salary each month?"

"Huh?"

"I'm asking you! Are you dumb?" Liu Piaopiao got even more pissed.

Lin Hai couldn't figure out what she wanted, but since he made a mistake, even though he didn't know what he did wrong – he didn't touch her anywhere, after all – he still answered truthfully: "It has increased to two thousand now, with benefits, it's two thousand six hundred a month."

"That little? Aren't you the Deputy Director of the Youming Ya Group?"

"Uh, well, I often come in late, miss work, and make the CEO angry, so all my performance pay gets docked."

"..."

Liu Piaopiao was at a loss for words; how on earth could someone screw up like this?

"Oh, that's for five years in a row," Lin Hai added.

"..."

"sh*t!"

Liu Piaopiao felt like banging her head against a wall and dying; what kind of creature is this? He must've not been fired only because God was blind and made a mistake.

"From now on, give me all your salary!" Liu Piaopiao said, suppressing her anger.

"Huh? Why?"

"Why? Because you took advantage of me. You have to be responsible for me from now on. I'll take control over the household finances in advance to prevent you from constantly thinking about erotic massages!"

Liu Piaopiao was like a domineering housekeeper at that moment.

Lin Hai's eyes widened in disbelief, staring at her.

"What are you looking at? What, you don't want to be responsible? Then I'll accuse you of attempted rape," Liu Piaopiao said bluntly.

"I'm done."

Lin Hai was utterly speechless.

"From now on, you're to cut ties with any other woman except for me unless it's necessary. You absolutely can't chat up or talk to any woman, and if I find out, I'll castrate you," Liu Piaopiao said very seriously.

"Gulp." Lin Hai swallowed hard, thinking to himself, sh*t, this isn't a tough girl; this is a shrew!

"Also, take off your pants!"

"What? What are you trying to do?" Lin Hai immediately became extremely guarded, covering his crotch as if ready to resist to the death.

"Hmph, I plan to tattoo a mark on that place, from now on it's exclusively under my control!"

Pfft—

Lin Hai almost spat blood; sh*t, she's even more formidable than the Female Battle Lord.

"Also, I can't cook, so you need to learn how to cook. I'll give you the household expenses on time each month."

"..." Lin Hai was speechless.

"Oh right, I maxed out my credit card shopping for clothes recently, so you need to help me with the installment payments every month."

"..." Lin Hai felt a sudden urge to die.

"There's a house, but it's rented. You'll be in charge of the monthly rent, and you pay for the utilities."

"Also, starting from tomorrow, immediately move out of this villa and live at my place."

"Before we get married, you're not allowed to touch me. However, depending on your behavior, if you perform well, I might let you hold my hand, or even give you a kiss."

"I know you have feelings for Ouyang Xiaoya, and the two of you have an ambiguous relationship. Otherwise, she wouldn't have hired me to secretly investigate you. So I advise you to set clear boundaries with Ouyang Xiaoya."

The last sentence almost made Lin Hai's eyeballs pop out.

"Are you serious?"

"Hmph, as per professional rules, I shouldn't be revealing this, but now that you're my man, it doesn't hurt to tell you. Give it up; who asked you to take my virginity!"

Liu Piaopiao felt like she was breaking the pot since it was already cracked—thinking about marrying this scum with permanently messy hair made her want to cry.

"Sh*t, Xiaoya really had you follow me?"

Lin Hai felt a pang in his heart. Was he really that unreliable? Don't couples need mutual trust and tolerance?

Although this guy does some unreliable things...

He still felt an unpleasant taste in his heart.

It was unexpected that the person he liked didn't trust him.

That feeling of being doubted by a loved one was painfully distressing for Lin Hai.

"Cut the crap. Bring your ID card tomorrow and leave it here to prevent you from marrying someone else and making me waste my youth waiting for you," Liu Piaopiao said once again with her shocking words.

Lin Hai felt like banging his head against a wall.

This was to trap him for good.

Staring at the faint traces of blood in the bathtub was unbearable. Lin Hai really wanted to break his fingers. Why did he have to pick that spot? Now he was screwed.

"Huh? Strange, this blood seems a bit sticky..."

"Something's not right; this isn't virgin blood."

Lin Hai suddenly slapped his forehead, with a bold hypothesis surfacing in his mind.

Based on his many years of experience as a master of medicine—no, in gynecological diseases—he judged that there was a big problem with this blood!

"Right, I don't like to snore when I sleep, I don't like eating carrots, I don't like men who are unhygienic, and in the future, you..."

Liu Piaopiao was still droning on about the "husband standards," but Lin Hai interrupted her by grabbing her arm.

"What do you want to do?" Liu Piaopiao panicked for a moment, then became angry, thinking Lin Hai couldn't wait to do something with her.

"Don't look at me with that kind of expression. I'm going to take your pulse," Lin Hai said earnestly.

"Take what pulse? You pricked it with your finger, you didn't use your... that thing," Liu Piaopiao said annoyed.

Lin Hai remained silent, placing his fingers on her pulse and closing his eyes to diagnose.

"Find anything? You, a barely literate middle school dropout and a security head, also pretend to be a doctor?" Liu Piaopiao taunted.

"Miss Liu, have you been eating spicy or vinegary foods recently?" Lin Hai asked.

Liu Piaopiao thought for a moment, her eyes turning to surprise as she blurted out, "How did you know?"

She remembered eating sour plum soup and spicy hot pot the day before yesterday.

"Ah, then it all makes sense," Lin Hai nodded lightly.

"What do you mean?" Liu Piaopiao was confused, thinking Lin Hai was playing tricks.

"That blood, it's not virgin blood. Take a good feel, the first time it breaks, there should be a subtle, needle-like pain, and it's a stabbing pain," Lin Hai explained.

"No!" Liu Piaopiao shook her head.

"That blood is very sticky, and it's slightly dirty as well."

"Your blood is dirty!" Liu Piaopiao knew damn well that a dog can't spit out ivory.

Lin Hai raised his hand and said again, "Just hear me out!"

"Because you've eaten spicy and vinegary food recently, and today you soaked your whole body in lukewarm water, caught a chill, and with the added factors of getting angry and so on, your Big Aunt came two days early."

"In conclusion, you're intact, this damn blood is from your Big Aunt!" Lin Hai almost roared the last sentence.

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