Sexis had told me that this house had a basement. Like Michael Jackson had one.

So when I was finished relaying everything needed to be told to everyone, I asked the alien how big his basement was.

He answered that it was only big enough for two men.

I was surprised as no basements are that small. But then I recalled how Sexis was so I asked him which basement he was talking about.

And as I suspected, he said what I had in mind. With a smile at that.

"My basement, of course. I can handle two men with ease. Test me whenever you want."

I pulled out a frown straight from the depths of disgust. The same frown women show when they hear someone wants to smell their farts… for free.

Sexis saw that and he understood that he made some mistake.

So he tried to correct it. Like feminists trying to correct themselves after their car breaks down .

"You can be the first one to try it, Racis friend. Don't look at me like that."

"Son of a bitch!"

I slammed my leg on the bathroom tile.

Some prisoners laughed at Sexis' words and Erect had no power to comment about the happenings with Sexis and me.

Sexis opened his mouth to say something again but I won't let him do that.

I raised my hand like a rainbow flag in a straight people orgy and he shut his mouth.

I took a deep breath and asked my question in clear terms.

"I meant, how big is the basement of this house, you double penetration nerd?!"

"Oh. You should have asked this from the start then. You asked me about my basement and I told you about mine. You should have better phrased the question."

I clenched my jaw. "In which language does a basement mean what you thought it meant?"

"In family friendly language."

I rubbed the sides of my head. This is too much to take in. That's what she said.

Also, I was glad that only Sexis was talking. Ghost Jack was silent for all this time. I was afraid that he and Sexis might wreak havoc in the homo sexual world if they met each other but it seemed Jack was still angry at me for destroying his body.

I should do something about him too. His body was the one who helped me to escape the prison after all. I should return the favor.

But first, the basement was needed.

"Tell me about it, Sexis." I asked again.

Sexis nodded. "This house belongs to my mother and she had created a basement for training. All of these could fit in that and they will face no problems as well. It is very big."

I smiled. "That's good news. Where is your mom? She deserves a thanks from us"

I asked but I instantly regretted it like asking for a condom from a virgin.

I shouldn't have done that.

I shouldn't have mentioned his mom.

As I expected, after hearing my question, Sexis' head hung low as he looked at his feet.

"My mom…" He spoke and his voice turned solemn.

Shit. I shouldn't have done that. I made him sad.

"Alright. No need to answer that. Let's go to the basement and show us the way. If we stay in the basement, even if the guards come inside the house, they will find nothing."

I changed the topic right away like men changed their underwear after a nightfall and Erect must have understood that as well.

"Yes. Sexis will show us the way. We can rely on him for this." He said.

Sexis looked at him and smiled.

Erect returned the smile and I sighed in relief. He should not remember her mother. The pain will be too much for him if he really loved her. A mother's love comes with no conditions and only a heartless, mindless, disgusting demon could hate mothers.

I haven't seen my mother back on earth since she died giving birth to me but I know, if my mother was alive, she would have loved me just like how my grandma loved me.

And the mother of this world, she loves me too. She might be an idiot but her love is the purest. As pure as the first load of a man's life. But of course, there is no competition for my goblin grandma. She was still the best.

But now that I remember my grandma, I also remembered how Malthus had treated her.

My fists clenched on their own. I will make sure that red bastard pays for what he did with my grandma.

Nevertheless, my anger needed some more time to fully burst so I calmed down. I have to become strong first.

Sexis started walking and before showing us the basement, he went to the bathroom.

Me and Erect were standing just at the entrance of the bathroom like two chihuahua guards and Sexis was behind us.

All of us gave him some time as nature's call was also important. Talking about nature. I was hungry. I am so hungry I could eat a horse even if he has a boner.

But I controlled myself and after levelling up, my body has become better and resilient as well. So it was rather easy for me to not fall for urges. I wish I had this kind of body on earth. I mean, I wouldn't have broken the record of 6 times a day.

Anyway, that's not important. And wasn't Sexis taking a lot of time? He was also in prison. How did he get so much water to urinate this long? I didn't even see drinkable water in the prison.

"Look here, everyone." Sexis spoke.

A vein popped in my head. "Cut it out, Sexis. Just how badly do you want it?"

"What are you talking about? Why are you not looking at me?"

"Isn't that obvious? We have no intention of watching you excrete!"

"Who the fuck is excreting? You told me to show the way to the basement and I am doing just that!"

"Huh?" I jerked around my head.

Sexis was in front of the wall inside the bathroom.

He wasn't excreting.

"The way to the basement is from the bathroom?"

"Yes."

"Then you should have said so sooner. You went straight for the bathroom so any normal person will think you are using it."

"Alright. My bad. Now are you ready to go inside? Or do you need lubes?"

I sighed.

"Yeah."

It was finally time to enter the concentration camp.

Wait… I meant, the basement will be the camp where we all will concentrate.

Yeah.

That's all.

[ Be careful there. Don't get cancelled trying to be funny. And that wasn't even funny. You don't know how painful that camp was. Mind your tongue. ]

Right. My bad. I can't argue with that. I am sorry. Genuine.

Anyway…

We are nearing the endgame. Avengers, who?

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