Johnson said that he would have married Jack if he had met him before.

The atmosphere had turned romantic, love was in the air until, Jack replied:

"I would rather give birth to a child from my mouth instead of marrying you."

And that sucked the romance from the air like an experienced hooker sucks life out of your genitalia.

Johnson's dreams shattered like a mirror after seeing a naked fat woman and I might not know much about love but I know this—when love isn't reciprocated, it turns malevolent.

So after losing in love, Johnson declared our results with confidence.

"You both are going to die right here."

My hands slipped off the dead body's ankles.

Jack did nothing as he won't be hurt but I would be minced meat if Johnson used his heartbroken, cockblocked rage on me.

It's me who has to think of something to escape from here.

"Guards!" Johnson shouted.

"Pal, get ready." Jack said.

I didn't get time to respond as…

"Attack!"

The guards began charging at Johnson's order.

The time for jokes was over like love for poor men.

The fight would be one sided like Johnson's love if they all attacked me.

That's why I have to do something. Do something before they come all over me like I am celebrating my birthday.

I roamed my eyes around and also recalled Jack's words.

He had told me the weakness of Johnson, it was fire.

I just have to use that.

But there were only two fires present where I was.

One was the fire in my butt and the other was the fire torch hanging on the wall to my left, a little far away.

"Pal, you better do something fast." Jack spoke.

"Why?"

"Because the first thing Johnson would do is to crush his weakness. He is acting like he is coming towards you but when he would reach near the fire torch, he would order a guard to destroy it and if that happened, no one could save you from him."

My eyes went to Johnson and the scowl on his face said it all. He was really going to do that.

And I for sure won't let it happen. My holes won't be used for something they weren't meant to.

My face was covered and the fire torch was nearer to me than Johnson.

I might be weak right now but I haven't forgotten how to jerk off—Jump, I mean Jump.

Johnson seemed to catch on my intentions as he held a guard's hand and yanked him straight towards the fire torch.

I launched myself at the same time but my speed was compromised way more than I imagined.

And moreover, Johnson had thrown the guard so I could try my best, but I still wouldn't be able to compete with that speed. It would be like a man competing with a priest to see who would get more children… to give them gifts and life lessons.

Because of the speed, the guard reached the fire torch before me.

I cursed Johnson and my weak self.

But before I could drown in more self hatred, the guard couldn't control himself—like a dog when he sees a dry pole—and crashed himself on the torch.

The torch rotated in the air in front of me and in the end, it flung right on the chest of Jack's dead body like a necrophilia's load.

My eyes widened.

Johnson yelled in celebration.

The thrown guard passed through Jack and hugged the wall behind me.

But I couldn't care less about the guard, he could lick the wall for all I care, my worry was that fire. That fire torch.

It landed on the dead body's chest and Johnson smiled.

"Haha. Your fire is no more. It died!"

I bit my lip. If Johnson could see me right now he would have gotten harder. Others work hard, he works while being hard.

But he was right. The fire torch crashed on the chest and its fire died.

The fire was no more. And the next fire torch was far away from me.

It was over.

I am sorry, grandma.

I failed you.

It was good while it lasted.

Johnson was moving towards me calmly again. If I am lucky, he would only grant me death, not anything else.

Erect and Sexis, it's all over to you now.

I am dea—

[ Ding! ]

Hmm?

This sound again?

What now?

[ Urgent Quest Assigned! ]

[ Quest : Save Your Ass! (Both Figuratively and Literally) ]

[ Details : Survive these guards and survive till you reach out of this prison. Don't give up. Stop giving your dying monologue in every second sentence! Don't be a pussy just because you never got to taste one. ]

[ Time Limit : 2 Chapte— Wait, sorry. It's Nill. ]

[ Failure Penalty : Death ]

[ Rewards : Well… you won't die. Duh. ]

The hell?

'You said you would do something that makes sure I won't slack off. Is this what you came up with?'

[ Yes. Don't give up. Sometimes the best videos are after hundred pages if you just keep clicking on next. ]

'Are you motivating me using pornhub logic?'

[ I could have used normal methods but for a pervert like you, that's the best way to explain. ]

'But what can I do? Fire is Johnson's weakness and now it isn't available anymore.'

[ Open your eyes, dipshit. See where the fire torch had fallen. Use your brain instead of using your balls. Wait, I forgot you don't have any balls. You are a wimp. You don't deserve a system at all. Why do I have to get stuck with this MC? Send me to a different one. Give me that human turned vampire MC. He is better than this guy and he is in the top 10 list too! ]

'Stop trashing me, man. I woke up after three months! Of course I am hazy right now. As hazy as a man who woke up in prison just because he persuaded a runaway kid to go back to his home.'

[ What's with that comparison? It doesn't make sense. Why would a man be in prison for helping a runaway kid to reach back his home? ]

'Well, the kid was escaping from the man's house.'

[ Of course. Why did I even ask? You just do what I said. ]

'Yes.'

I stopped talking and did what this Gordan Ramsey's dialogue writer had said.

I darted my eyes at Jack's chest and my brows shot up like the stock prices of a company that makes edible panties.

There was a spark lying on the chest. The remnant of fire.

Yes. Now that I saw it, I can use this to… do what!? What can I do with a spark as meager as women's opinions?

[ You idiot! Great people don't wait for opportunities; they create one! Those who don't get girls, they start roaming on roads at night! They don't sit idle and wait, they do something for themselves. They take a risk! They travel in crowded buses and trains! All for one purpose. They never give up! And so will you! Just use your brain, check out the extinguished fire torch—I don't mean your dick—and you will see what you can do! Do it! ]

The system went all out with that one and decided to not make him more mad.

So, I picked up the fire torch right away and when I touched it, smelled it…

I smiled.

'Thanks for the tip, system. I am coming out of this alive.'

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