I figured out a pattern.

Whenever I see a girl with her tongue sticking out, I get horny.

Wait… I explained the wrong pattern. I meant, I had asked Johnson about the exit of this tenth level which he didn't answer of course.

But I was never relying on him anyway. I don't even rely on my browser's incognito mode, much less a pervert guard.

My bets were on Jack and the ghost delivered it even without being pregnant.

He read Johnson's mind and told me where the exit of this level ten was.

It was behind the cupboard of Johnson' cabin.

And the exit of this prison altogether was from the door behind the cupboard of the Jailor's cabin.

Therefore, the pattern I figured out was that the exit of each level was behind the cupboard of the most authoritative figure's cabins of those levels.

It might sound confusing like a woman explaining how she wants to be independent to her husband while he fixes her car.

But I would walk you through this prison break. Don't try this at home though. Especially women. House is the safest place for you all, because I am about to escape from here.

Anyway, the chief guard of this tenth level was Johnson so his cabin had the exit.

And now, I will make sure that I reach his cabin.

But for that, I had to deal with these hundreds of guards standing in my way in the corridor like I took their money and slept with their wives paying them the same money.

I had to cross these guards to reach the other side and the only way to do that was to hurt or kill them.

However, before that…

"Where is your cabin, Johnson?" I asked.

Johnson clenched his jaw. "I won't say shit!"

I smiled. "I wasn't even asking you. I was asking my pal."

Jack returned my smile. "His cabin is straight from here. Just like this is one end of this level where we are standing, his cabin is on the other end. If we go straight, we will reach it. Also… he is thinking that you are kinda sharp minded and that is making him hard."

"... Alright." I gave a meek nod and added: "But from now on, Jack, filter such thoughts when you give me information."

"Yes! Don't say my personal things. And I like intellect more than looks. So of course I am hard!"

Johnson presented his defense as if he was the most innocent man doing bank robbery and this was the first time someone praised me for my sharp mind and I would like it to be the last. I don't want to go around and make people hard just by my thought process.

Anyway, I got the main answers that I wanted.

But something slightly confused me and I asked about it right away.

"Johnson, why are the exits from the cupboar—"

"Nope. Don't you dare ask anything now. I won't even let you complete your question. If you won't ask, I won't think of the answer."

"Fcuk that. Just tell me why the exits are from behi—"

"Burururu!"

"Are you a kid? Tell me why—"

"Kririririri!"

"Why is—"

"Mulubulum!"

"Wh—"

"Chikiikikikik!"

"W—"

"Pepepep—"

"Why are all the exits from the cupboard?!"

"Fucking shit!"

"Haha. Got you."

I won.

Pride inflated my chest as I placed my hands on my waist and a young-master smirk endowed on my face like a golden shower endowed on an oji-san in hentai.

Johnson had tried his best to make me stop but I tricked him by speaking between his gibberish and the bastard heard the full question.

I looked at Jack for the answer.

"He is thinking that the entry in this prison is from another door and exit is from another. And since Lord Malthus declared that as long as the prisoners don't consider Malthus as their new God, they would stay in the prison. The exit door behind the cupboards is only for the guards and jailors to access. And this guard is also angry at you but got harder when you defeated him in the gibberish game. All in all, he wants you."

"... I told you to not tell me these thoughts."

"These thoughts are also important, pal."

"How?"

"You are going to escape from prison. He wants you. If you escape then he will have blue balls for the rest of his life. Can you live happily outside knowing that you broke a man's heart? You are going to leave him in tears. Is escaping more important to you than love? Do you not have a heart? Is your heart so cold that you can't allot your ass to one man in need? Has humanity fallen that low? Is this the end of the world? Is there nothing a man can do for another man? Answer me, pal. Don't you have any pity left in your heart?! Is this how you want to live your life!? Answer me!"

"... Are you seriously trying to motivate me to get raped?"

"No. I am just showing this society the mirror. How low it has fallen that no one helps anyone."

"Look, I care about society but I don't want to be the first one to lend a hand to such men. Heck, hands are the last thing one should give to people like him. He can cry all he wants. I won't let him make a skyscraper out of my ass."

"I was just trying to help him. It seems your love is one sided, Johnson."

I shook my head and Johnson stared at Jack.

"Ghost," He said.

"Yeah, pal. What's up? Well, I know what's up but I am asking in the internal sense. Not the outer."

Johnson's eyes glistened.

"Where were you when you were alive? I would have married you if I had met you before."

Alright.

What is going on here?

Why is this giving me wholesome vibes?

A kiss is in the air?

Johnson peered in Jack's eyes with his tears and Jack smiled.

They both locked eyes with each other and Jack finally opened his mouth.

What would he say? Would he agree? Is this their happily ever after?

"No. I would rather give birth to a child from my mouth instead of marrying you."

… Or not.

Jack straight out refused Johnson. The worst he could say was no but he chose violence like kids chose wonder woman figurine because their dad told them to.

Johnson's eyes shattered along with his heart as the guard lost his words for a few good seconds.

I glanced at Jack.

'That was kinda harsh. And you were lecturing me about humanity. Where's yours?'

"I am a ghost. Humanity has nothing to do with me. And I won't marry anyone. I don't want to stay with one partner all the time. I want to taste more cuisine. I want to hide in the closets of others'. I want to sleep under their bed. I want to fu—"

"Shut up, ghost." Johnson cut off Jack and clenched his spear. "The time for talking is over. You both are going to die right here."

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