Mysterious Assistant of the Washed-Up Queen

Chapter 271: Big Head Li You've Really Done Some Harm_2


"Hahaha, you're killing me, bro. Why don't you just dance along? Maybe they'll realize the misunderstanding."

"Realize what? Realize it's not epilepsy but madness?"

"GEH GEH GEH GEH GEH GEH~ I'm dying of laughter. I can't, I've become the focus of the subway; you guys are really something else."

Wang Yu, who had been somewhat downcast, couldn't help but cheer up when he saw the hilariously mean comments from the netizens.

But he had to stop looking; that song was too brainwashing. He urgently needed to shift his focus, or else he might start shaking again and the people nearby would explode. Thinking this, Wang Yu continued to scroll.

Not long after, he stumbled upon a video of a naive-looking girl dancing. The first comment read, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky."

Wang Yu's hands moved faster than his brain. Without even thinking, he immediately responded with, "Let me keep you here with my heart~"

Just after sending it, another user added, "Stay!"

That completely broke his composure. He clutched a subway hand strap, laughing so hard he couldn't breathe, going "GEH GEH GEH."

However, what was even funnier was that the uploader of the dancing video, true to her naive nature, actually thought the netizens were complimenting her.

She replied to that comment with, "Thank you for liking it, finger heart~"

This completely shattered the composure of the netizens who knew the truth. Who knows who started it, but a neat row of "Hahaha" comments instantly appeared below.

If he hadn't been on the subway, Wang Yu would have definitely been rolling on the floor laughing.

He felt he had to say something at this point. So, Wang Yu jumped on the bandwagon with a "Hahaha," then found the user who had replied to his initial comment and responded, "A kindred spirit, bro!"

The other person was still online and quickly replied, "Big Head Li really does some damage."

"PFFT~ HAHAHAHA!"

This time, he truly couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing. Realizing the strange looks around him, he quickly blushed and shut his mouth.

But he still muttered under his breath, "Big Head Li really does some damage," wondering if anyone had heard him.

What happened with Wang Yu was not an isolated incident. Big Head Li's over four million followers weren't just for show; his reach was quite extensive.

It's unclear where it began, but suddenly, it seemed to become a trend.

Random phrases started popping up in the comment sections of various online videos.

"The vast horizon is my love~"

The key thing was, others knew how to continue the lyrics, like a secret code, leaving everyone else baffled.

Many uninformed netizens started asking everywhere what it meant.

Netizens are always on the front lines of chasing gossip; encountering a meme they didn't understand meant falling behind, right? They definitely had to figure it out immediately.

When someone asked, enthusiastic netizens would naturally point them in the right direction.

Soon, a small blue search bar appeared at the top of many short videos.

"Everyone is searching for 'Stay!' HAHAHA, it's killing me."

"The little blue bar on my last video was 'Big Head Li really does some damage,' HAHAHA, I'm dying of laughter!"

"I also saw one for 'Brainwashing Square Dance Anthem.' Seriously, a freaking square dance anthem, of all things."

And so, thanks to the netizens' efforts, the inexplicable search term 'Big Head Li really does some damage' actually made it to the trending list.

Many uninformed netizens clicked on it, and when they came out, they all had constipated expressions.

They were just curious to see why people were saying 'Big Head Li really does some damage.' How exactly was he doing damage?

But after watching, their minds were completely filled with 'Stay!'

"Dun dun dun dun dun, the most beautiful cloud!"

"Dun dun dun dun dun, and stay~"

"Stay!"

"HOLY CRAP!~?"

A certain netizen was happily scrolling through videos in bed, humming cheerfully, when they inexplicably started humming a song, their feet even tapping a few times in the air.

After humming, this netizen was startled and sat bolt upright, dazedly trying to recall what had just happened.

The moment they tried to remember, a strange melody immediately echoed in their mind.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky..."

"HOLY CRAP! Is this song poisonous?!"

"Big Head Li, you're such a terrible influence! AHHHHH~~~"

This netizen, looking annoyed yet resolute, opened the search bar, found Big Head Li's account, and vented their grievances in the comment section of that video.

However, when they exited, the melody in their mind didn't stop with the video.

Instead, they found themselves continuing it.

Hey, what the actual F... What kind of song is this? How can it be so potent? Who would believe it? They still didn't even know the name of the song, yet they could somehow sing along. How bizarre! They just couldn't believe this sorcery.

They clicked on the search bar again, wanting to use the lyrics to find out what the heck this song was and which genius sang it.

The moment they typed the two words "I am," they didn't even need to type the rest; a whole line of lyrics popped up automatically.

No need to even think about it; someone had definitely fallen into this pit before them.

And based on this lyric search term, they were naturally led to Phoenix Legend's account.

The strange thing was, there was only one video under the entire account.

After clicking on it, that weird and awkward interview immediately popped up.

Of the curious netizens who came to check it out, some frowned and left, skeptically searching again, while others, of course, stayed.

"Ma'am, may I interview you?"

"Ma'am, can you dance it again?"

"Ma'am, this song of yours is no good~"

After the classic three-part barrage, a familiar melody abruptly started playing.

"HOLY CRAP! So that's the root of it, huh?"

"@Big Head Li, I found the culprit for you, no need to thank me!"

"Bros, come quick! The original culprit has appeared, and it's a girl!"

"You are the cloud at my horizon..."

"The most beautiful cloud~"

"HAHAHA~ HIC!~"

"A bunch of morons. What kind of taste is this? You call this a song?"

"I don't know if it's a song or not, but I'm grabbing it. How can I not make some content with such brainwashing music!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've bookmarked it too. I'm gonna go make a video right now."

"Seriously bro, how old are you? Why are you like my mom? She just posted three creations using this song. My brain's about to explode from listening to it. Bro, why are you adding fuel to the fire?"

"Bros, look at this @Flowers are in full bloom. This auntie has already posted thirteen videos with this song. Now that's true love! Dying of laughter!"

Some people liked it, some were just having fun with it, and some despised it.

But regardless, the meme spread like a rocket across the entire short-form video sphere that night.

Open any comment section, and the most common thing you'd see was a lyric-matching game.

Often, one netizen would start it off, and soon others would follow with the next lines of the lyrics.

But at this moment, the netizens were just playing around with the meme, completely unaware that an extraordinary disaster that would sweep the entire nation was about to begin.

"You awe da pwettiest cwoud at my howizon, wet me use my hawt to keep you hewe~"

"Youyou, what are you singing?"

"Thinging dith~ keepy hewe!"

"What song is that? Let Mommy see~"

"'You are the most beautiful cloud at my horizon, let me use my heart to keep you here~ Keep you here!'"

"Youyou, it's 'keep you hewe'~"

"It'th 'keepy hewe'~"

Netizens, children, young women, young wives, elderly men, and elderly women—all sorts of people—stumbled upon seemingly unrelated yet interconnected videos throughout that night.

And without exception, the background music for all these videos was "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style."

Many netizens, after watching, would just give a slight smile, shake their heads speechlessly, and think to themselves, Another meme has popped up. Wonder how long this one will last?

Just like that, the night passed in a flash. By the next day, the meme was still brewing, though not as intensely as the previous night.

It almost seemed as if it had been forgotten after just one night.

「Until night fell...」

"You are the most beautiful cloud at my horizon!"

"Let me use my heart to keep you here~"

"Stay!"

The familiar melody, the familiar lyrics—they just appeared in their ears without any warning.

"HOLY CRAP?! Has Big Head Li risen from the dead?"

Huh? Am I hearing things? Is this song really that potent? It's been a whole day; how is it still stuck in my head?

Many people, completely baffled, began to suspect their ears were playing tricks on them.

Until, half apprehensive and half doubtful, they opened their windows and heard the familiar rhythm and song drifting up from the public square downstairs. The netizens collectively broke down.

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