Chapter 879 (Someone Wants to Touch Ye Zizi's Butt)

So!

Encountering others, one could only kneel down, presenting one's own knees to show how sincere one was.

"What urgent matter do you have? Don't you know this is the imperial palace! Intruding is a capital offence!" Yi Hong said sternly. This was the first man daring to intrude into the imperial palace.

It was unclear whether this was courage or foolishness. Hundreds of thousands of people died at the city gate this morning, yet he dared to approach.

Could there really be an urgent matter?

Yang Haotian cursed inwardly. He had already offered both knees; what more did they want? Let him go.

"Big brother, little brother indeed has urgent business; otherwise, how could I intrude into the imperial palace."

"What kind of urgent matter? Tell us." Lu Hong asked curiously.

Yang Haotian pursed his lips, contemplating whether to tell the truth.

Seeing Yang Haotian hesitate, Lu Hong coldly said, "Are you thinking of making up a lie? Let me tell you, your head will be hung on the city tower and exposed to the sun for three days and three nights."

"It's frozen," Yang Haotian whispered.

"Big brother, it's frozen, there's no sun."

"Don't mind these details. I'm just describing it," Lu Hong said, then sternly shouted at Yang Haotian, "Speak quickly! Otherwise, I'll kill you!"

"Big brother, I'll speak!" Yang Haotian didn't care much anymore. Since coming in was a dead end, he might as well take a gamble. Maybe he could turn a bad situation around.

Yang Haotian weakly said, "Actually... I dropped something inside the imperial palace."

Lu Hong and Yi Hong smirked, "Looks like you're asking for trouble."

"It's true! I'm not lying to you."

"Then tell us, what did you drop?" Lu Hong asked curiously.

Yang Haotian took a deep breath. "It's... a red envelope."

A red envelope???

Lu Hong and Yi Hong were both stunned. It was the first time they had encountered someone willing to risk their life for a red envelope.

This is quite ridiculous.

"Where is this red envelope?" Yi Hong asked curiously.

"It's... on a little girl with twin ponytails."

Hearing this, Lu Hong and Yi Hong instantly knew who it was. It turned out someone had come looking for the red envelope that Ye Zizi had taken from someone else.

This was troublesome. His Majesty had a policy of leniency; if Ye Zizi really took someone else's red envelope, it had to be returned.

"How did your red envelope get stolen?" Lu Hong still wanted to clarify.

"Big brother, my red envelope was flying around randomly and happened to stick to that little girl's butt," Yang Haotian explained.

"What! On her butt!" Lu Hong and Yi Hong exclaimed.

Ye Zizi's butt was practically the devil's butt. Probably only His Majesty dared to smack Ye Zizi's butt; others wouldn't even think about it.

This became interesting. This man wanted to steal a red envelope from Ye Zizi's butt. Would he succeed?

Seems like it's going to be entertaining.

Should they inform Uncle Wei?

It seemed necessary. Everyone was quite bored lately, and here was someone daring enough.

To touch Ye Zizi's butt.

Heavens, he actually had such a terrifying idea.

"Wei Uncle, we have a situation!" Lu Hong quickly called.

Wei Chang was cuddling with Tang Wei, and unfortunately for Tang Wei, she still hadn't been touched by Wei Chang. Tang Wei felt that Uncle Wei might not be a real man.

"What's the situation?"

"We have an intruder!"

"Just kill him, why bother telling me?" Wei Chang puzzled.

"But he has a terrifying idea."

Wei Chang opened his eyes, sitting up and asking, "Does he want to assassinate His Majesty?"

"Even scarier than that!" Lu Hong said in a low voice.

"What is it?"

"He wants to touch Ye Zizi's butt."

Wei Chang: "..."

What a daring young man.

If Yang Haotian knew about their conversation, he would definitely protest. When did he say he wanted to touch someone's butt? He just wanted to steal a red envelope, not what they were thinking.

Wei Chang got up directly, finding it hard to believe that someone had sneaked into the imperial palace just to touch Ye Zizi's butt.

Too interesting. Perhaps this was one of Ye Zizi's admirers, displaying commendable courage.

They needed to keep an eye on him.

Wei Chang directly contacted everyone, and Lu Hong and Yi Hong, following orders, revealed wicked smiles.

Yang Haotian suddenly felt that things were not looking good.

"I can spare you, and you can continue looking for the red envelope, but... you have to fight one of us," Lu Hong said seriously.

Yang Haotian's heart sank to the bottom. If he couldn't win, what was the point of choosing?

"What about that one?" Yang Haotian pointed at Yun Long.

"Uh... he counts as one," Lu Hong sighed. Are you seriously choosing a dog as your opponent? Please don't.

Look at Yun Long, posing with a cute and silly look, like saying, "Pick me!"

However, Yang Haotian pointed directly at Yun Long and said, "I choose it!"

Lu Hong and Yi Hong immediately covered their faces. Yun Long's strength surpassed theirs; you, fool, chose the most powerful one.

Yun Long immediately stuck out his tongue and howled at the sky.

Howl~ Yang Haotian was a Heavenly Venerable, although he had just reached the first rank, he was still remarkable.

Lu Hong and Yi Hong stepped aside, while Yang Haotian stood up and took out his weapon!

This fish fork!

Slaying Sea Dragon Glass!

The fish fork was golden, with three prongs, emitting a powerful aura. It seemed to be an extraordinary divine weapon from ancient times.

"This weapon is nice, it looks like Maserati's emblem," Yi Hong whispered.

"Yeah, it really does," Lu Hong agreed.

Yang Haotian raised the Slaying Sea Dragon Glass in his hand, slamming it into the ground. The bluestone cracked, spreading around.

Lu Hong shouted, "Destroying the palace, you're finished!"

Yang Haotian had built up a decent momentum, but with this statement, the atmosphere was instantly destroyed. Even raising his hands together, he said, "Big brother, I didn't mean it; it's just a habit."

"Remember to compensate for damages," Yi Hong reminded.

Yang Haotian felt helpless; these people were too stingy. Did he really have to pay for this?

A one-on-one duel required no such fuss.

Yang Haotian swung the Slaying Sea Dragon Glass again, and a burst of fierce wind swept through, making Lu Hong and Yi Hong shiver.

Yun Long sat crouched on the ground, occasionally scratching his ears, completely ignoring Yang Haotian.

Yang Haotian didn't hold back; today, he had to defeat this dog. Even if he was labelled as inhumane by the Animal Protection Association, he would fight for the red envelope.

"Die, you dumb dog!" Yang Haotian showed no mercy, and the Slaying Sea Dragon Glass attacked Yun Long.

What is Yun Long? Yun Long is a dumb dog. What does a dumb dog do? It destroys homes.

Thirty thousand in renovations, just imagine. Look into the eyes of this dumb dog, and be careful when you go out.

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