Chapter 78

Face-Slapping the genius from another world (4)

Editors: chestnutwhale

“What?”

“I was bitten by a snake.” Yan He repeated.

Zhou Xu was helpless, he stopped provoking Yan He. He then turned around to sit beside the table and asked Yan He, “You were bitten by a snake. Is this matter very important? Why are you telling me?”

Almost imperceptibly, Yan He secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He also turned around to sit. Facing Zhou Xu, he said, “I was bitten by an extremely poisonous snake and survived.”

“So?”

“After Zhou Yang’s teacher inspected my body, he gave me the wrong medicine.”

“And?”

“My body also was not good.”

Zhou Xu looked helplessly at Yan He who continued to speak, “Actually, that thing, the one for eating, make more of it, I also need nourishment.”

Finally understanding, Zhou Xu thought, because he’d increasingly pressured the other

, that person suddenly said that he was bitten by a snake. This really made people speechless. However, taking his jealousy into consideration, Zhou Xu decided to forgive him.

“Is that the reason why you were not poisoned?”

“That’s right. When Zhou Yang’s teacher gave me medicine, he got one of the medicines wrong, causing my body to undergo a big transformation. As long as the sole of my left foot is not pierced, I will not die. Because my regeneration capability is very strong, my body will automatically stop the bleeding. Right, my eyes have also been hurt before, and as a result, every so often, I’ll become blind for a day.”

Zhou Xu thought this was very interesting, so he asked, “Why?”

“Because when Ruan Shijin was struck by lightning, I tried to save him. After saving him, my eyes started to hurt and several days later, I lost my sight. However, the next day, I was good again. Afterwards, my eyesight became very sharp, I could see things that were two to three hundred meters away, and very clearly.”

Zhou Xu realized the reason why Yan He went after the archers was not because he thought their numbers were few and that he could deal with them, instead, he could clearly see how many of them were there.

In this kind of primitive world, such a skill was simply godly.

However what Zhou Xu could still not understand was why nobody from the clan pushed him to become the chief. After all, in terms of force, he really was unmatched.

“You don’t want to be the chief?”

“En, because I told them I was poisonous.”

“What do you mean?” Zhou Xu felt his IQ was being insulted by Yan He. Zhou Xu did not understand a lot of things this man who often had a cold face said and did. For example “was bitten by a snake”, or “I’m poisonous”.

Yan He continued expressionlessly, “Because I didn’t want to be the chief, I told them there was poison in my blood. I was sent by the Eagle God to help the tribe expand, and after doing so, I will disappear. ”

Zhou Xu supported his forehead, he agreed with what Yan He said, he really was poisonous!

Is there anyone who would believe this kind of nonsense?

Yet in reality, there was absolutely no one who didn’t believe it!

“They believed it?”

“En, because the Eagle God is great.”

Raising both hands, Zhou Xu said, “I surrender.”

He really did not understand this world’s rules, nor did he understand this world’s logic. Simply because the Eagle God was omniscient, whatever nonsense Yan He said about the Eagle God was to be believed?

Remembering that a few days ago, Zhou Xu had also been made by Yan He into a Luck God sent by the Eagle God, Zhou Xu understood that this tribe’s worship of the Gods was unshakable.

Forget it, Zhou Xu felt that his heart was very tired. It had clearly been 'flirting' but in the end, this had unexpectedly developed into a situation that left Zhou Xu with no alternative. He was also really desperate.

Not arguing with Yan He, Zhou Xu once again made some pills. Han Xun really needed nourishment, him waking up could already be considered a miracle. In the process of the operation, he had lost a lot of blood. If he still didn’t get any nourishment, his body would probably develop other issues.

It was also because of this matter that Zhou Xu discovered he really wanted to teach modern medical skills to these people.

However, Zhou Xu didn’t want to teach so many people, he only wanted to teach the skills to Zhou Yang, his cousin in this world.

That day, when Zhou Xu finished making the pills, it was already very late. He lifted his head and turned his neck. Zhou Xu still needed to get back to his room to rest.

Upon turning his head, he saw the already asleep Yan He. Zhou Xu felt very content in his heart. On second thought, he didn’t intend to go back anymore. He opened Yan He’s quilt, and gently crept in.

When Zhou Xu woke up first the next day, it was because he’d dreamed that he became Sun Wukong, being pressed under Mount Wuzhi. He opened his eyes. He discovered he was not being squashed by Mount Wuzhi, instead he was being embraced by Yan He. Yan He’s arm happened to press down on his chest.

Slightly smiling, Zhou Xu decided to continue teasing Yan He. He at least needed to see other expressions on his face, for example, bashfulness.

Yan He tightly encircled Zhou Xu in his arms. He would also frequently stroke Zhou Xu’s head, as if Zhou Xu was his pet.

Bearing it for half a day, Zhou Xu could not continue to bear it. Because if it went on like this, he would be hard.

Extending his finger, Zhou Xu lightly poked Yan He’s nose. Yan He shook his head and continued to sleep.

Zhou Xu continued using his hand to poke Yan He’s eyelashes. Yan He rubbed against Zhou Xu a little and continued to sleep.

Very good. Zhou Xu really became hard from the rubbing.

They would not do it anyway so he could only endure it. But when he looked back, the person holding him was still sleeping soundly. So Zhou Xu went to touch a certain place of Yan He’s, until his small tent was raised. Zhou Xu then pushed Yan He and said, “Wake up, wake up, you’re holding me too tightly.”

In his sleep, Yan He opened his eyes and closed it again. He even said, “Zhou Xu, I want to top you…en, thinking of you made me… hard.”

He knew Yan He was dreaming, so Zhou Xu continued to push Yan He until his eyes were completely open.

Seeing the person in his bosom clearly, Yan He opened his mouth slightly but didn’t say anything for a long time.

Zhou Xu said with a smile, “”You fell asleep last night and unexpectedly did this to me, really…is this any different from a beast?”

Yan He was dumbstruck, and in his heart, Zhou Xu was laughing out loud. He finally saw another expression on the facially paralyzed Yan He who. A stupefied expression.

“Last night, I was making pills. I thought you were sleepwalking, however you spoke. You said you wished for me to sleep with you. I didn’t agree, so you dragged me there. After I was in bed, you kept holding me tightly, saying you love me the most. Right, you held me just like now.”

Yan He was surprised and discovered that he was holding Zhou Xu firmly in his arms. So as if electrocuted, he quickly released his hands.

Zhou Xu continued to tease him, “Right, last night you were too fierce. No matter how I shout for you to stop, sigh, who acts like that during their first time, sigh, now I have a sore back, what do I do?”

Yan He’s face was red. He suddenly stood up. However, upon standing up, he realized that the tent near his unmentionable area was rather big.

Therefore, he turned his body, his back against Zhou Xu who was lying in bed and stuttered, “I… you.. I can take responsibility… if you are willing.”

Zhou Xu was on his bed, lying down, one hand supporting his head. Inwardly, he was laughing madly, because he discovered that Yan He was finally lively, unlike his previous self who was like a dull piece of wood.

“For you, I’m willing.” Zhou Xu answered even though he was still laughing inside.

“Great.”

“Right, I really liked it when you entered from the back and from the side last night, let’s continue next time.”

Zhou Xu didn’t get an answer, because Yan He had already fled. It was only after he left that Zhou Xu chuckled out loud. If one word was used to describe his lover in this world, it would be cute.

However, Zhou Xu recalled that since Yan He’s body underwent so many mishaps, his insides must have undergone a lot of transformations too. Sometimes, these transformations weren’t necessarily bad, however, others could be life threatening. Therefore, Zhou Xu decided to not joke next time. He needed to carefully examine Yan He’s physical condition.

After resting for a while on the bed again, Zhou Xu got up. He still had a lot of things to do. Because Ruan Shijin seemed like he wanted to teach the clanmates how to plant. This was a good thing and Zhou Xu would not stop it. However, Zhou Xu wished that before the spring next year arrived, everybody could live in a secured house.

Their current houses were all straw huts, which were very fragile. If a strong wind blew, the whole house would be blown away. The key point was that the clansmen would occasionally be attacked by wild animals, and the security was very poor.

Zhou Xu had seen this world had grasses that were very sturdy after being dried in the sun. If they could use them and add stone and dirt to make clay, the houses built in this way would be very safe.

As he pondered, Zhou Xu decided to start.

After eating a simple meal, he quickly made some pills. After sending it to Zhou Yang and Han Xun, he started to look into how to build houses.

However, before constructing houses, Zhou Xu needed to first research that grass. Because, if the grass rotted in the walls when it rained, that would be bad.

Just like that, Zhou Xu examined a bundle of grass for a whole day. Thankfully, in the end, he found a method to make the grass even more resilient and durable. He only needed to continue observing it for a few days.

In the evening, Zhou Xu rubbed his sore neck from staying with his head lowered. Preparing to go back first, he only took several steps before seeing a figure.

The corners of his mouth couldn’t help but lift, Zhou Xu said to the other person, “Coming to fetch me?”

Yan He lowered his head and answered, “I went to ask, the doctor told me after the first time, you had better rest for two days, and can’t tire yourself.”

“Then what did you do in the daytime?”

“I went to reflect.”

“Ha?”

“Because I have been bitten by a snake, my body underwent changes, it was why that particular skill of mine is very strong. Zhou Yang’s teacher once said I couldn’t do it randomly, otherwise I would kill my beloved. I was thinking what I’ll do if I accidently killed you. So, I was reflecting on whether I should break up with you.”

Zhou Xu: “…”

Yan He said expressionlessly, “Then I met Zhou Yang’s teacher who said that maybe I wasn’t actually that strong because he saw you playing with grasses today. It showed that you had not been killed by me, so I decided not to break up anymore and came to be with you properly. I’m happy that that particular skill of mine isn’t so strong.”

Zhou Xu once again found he really didn’t understand this primitive world, really…

T/N : Okay, I’m always late for Monday release… sorry. I decided to change it to Tuesay… Hope I won’t procrastinate and update on Wednesday >_<

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