"I wasn't calling you... I wasn't calling you..." Fatty insisted, shaking his head vehemently as he looked back at a grinning Chen Li.
"What do you mean? You clearly called out to me just now. Spit it out, what is it?" Chen Li asked.
"Uh, I mean... It's fate that we met, so... could you... could you give me your phone number?" After hesitating for a moment, looking at the beautiful Chen Li once more, Fatty finally blurted out what he'd wanted to say all along.
"HAHA, fated? Who's fated with you? Your mom's fated! Your dad's fated! Your whole family's fated! You're all just one big, round, fated... dumpling!" Chen Li yelled again, her voice sharp.
Seeing this, Fatty was now absolutely certain: this beautiful woman was either crazy or a complete shrew!
He shook his head hard and quickly walked away, putting as much distance between himself and Chen Li as he possibly could.
Meanwhile, the tussle between Ye Lin and Lin Feng was still deadlocked, with no clear winner.
The staff inside KFC were about to call the police, but Lin Feng stopped them. "Miss, please don't call the police," he said to a server. "She's my wife, just having a bit of a tantrum. She'll be fine in a moment, HEHE."
And so, the server indeed didn't call the police.
The other customers dining in KFC weren't just watching and taking pictures; they started cheering and hollering, thoroughly enjoying the spectacle.
A middle-aged man egged Lin Feng on, "Go for it, bro! If you can't even handle your own wife, you're pathetic! I'd lose all respect for you!"
"OUCH!" As soon as the words left his mouth, a middle-aged woman beside him grabbed his ear. The man yelped in pain, "Honey, let go, let go! I was just kidding..."
"Honey, stop fooling around, okay? Let's take this home. Everyone's watching," Lin Feng pleaded. Committing to the act, especially as Ye Lin pressed her advantage, he continued his performance.
"That's right, that's right! You two lovebirds, carrying on like this in public, it's just not proper! Go home, close the door, and then whatever you 'do' in there, no one will say a thing!" another bystander chimed in. His emphasis on the word 'do' captured the essence of his suggestive remark, sending the crowd into fits of laughter.
Seeing the crowd, who were clearly enjoying the escalating drama, roar with laughter, Ye Lin's anger flared. She launched a high kick straight at Lin Feng!
"WHOA!" The crowd gasped as they saw Ye Lin's long, slender leg, tightly encased in jeans.
Some of the men were practically green with envy. If I had a wife that gorgeous, I wouldn't mind her beating me up every day! This guy's died and gone to heaven...
Lin Feng dodged, narrowly avoiding Ye Lin's vicious kick. He saw it was aimed straight for his groin; If that had connected, I'd definitely be singing soprano! He was genuinely annoyed now, but still managed a smile. "Honey, don't be so brutal! That kick of yours is a real family-jewels-destroyer, you know!"
I was just trying to have a little fun today, stir things up a bit, Lin Feng thought. But seeing how genuinely furious this beauty is, if this keeps up, it'll never end.
Glancing towards where Fatty was, Lin Feng called out, "Fatty, you head out first. I'll call you later."
Fatty had been waiting for those words. Hearing them, he immediately bolted for the stairs. Just as he was about to head down, though, a flicker of worry for Lin Feng made him ask, "Boss, you're sure you'll be alright?"
Lin Feng chuckled, "HEHE, of course I'm fine. Don't mind how fierce this chick is now; in a little while, I'll have her over my knee for a good spanking."
The onlookers roared with laughter again at this. Fatty just grunted an "HMM," and then scrammed. It wasn't that he was abandoning Lin Feng; he was just feeling thoroughly deflated after Chen Li's verbal assault.
Once Fatty had been gone for a bit, Lin Feng finally said, "Alright, pretty girl, I'm done playing with you. Everything broken in here, you broke it. You can settle the bill. This handsome gent is outta here!"
With that, he made a feint and bolted down the stairs.
"Chen Li, you handle the bill and the damages! If I don't teach this hooligan a lesson today, then my surname isn't Ye!" Ye Lin declared, then leaped up and sped after him.
Lin Feng had thought he'd be in the clear once he was out of KFC. But he glanced back and—damn it!—the black-clad beauty was incredibly fast; she was already out and after him.
He really didn't want to get tangled up with this furious woman, so he had no choice but to keep running.
Damn, is this woman menopausal or on her period? She's like a walking powder keg! Still, trying to outrun me? HAHA, you could run your high heels to shreds and still not catch me.
After running for over two miles, Lin Feng's superior speed finally allowed him to shake Ye Lin off his trail.
For one thing, his raw speed was simply too much for Ye Lin. For another, her high heels and jeans undoubtedly slowed her down. Moreover, Lin Feng deliberately darted into alleys with plenty of secluded, winding paths. With a single turn, he'd vanish from her sight.
"Let's see you run now!" Just then, a sharp cry, laced with heavy panting, came from behind him.
Lin Feng glanced back and jumped in surprise. Damn it! Ye Lin had actually kicked off her high heels to chase him. Was she completely reckless?!
"Hey, pretty lady, put your heels back on. Otherwise, my heart will ache for you," Lin Feng said with mock "concern," glancing at the uneven flagstone path.
"I'll make your whole body ache!" Ye Lin snarled, lunging straight at Lin Feng.
Lin Feng spun around to flee, but after just two steps, he skidded to a halt. Ahead was a dead end. The wall was several meters high; there was no way out.
"Look, beautiful Ye Lin, you saw our earlier scuffle, didn't you? Didn't you realize I was going easy on you? Why bother chasing me like this?" Resigned, Lin Feng had no choice but to turn and face this gorgeous but fierce woman.
"Today, either you die or I do!" Ye Lin declared coldly as she closed in.
"No way! I just glanced at your chest, and for that, you want to kill me? Besides, you were all clothed. I didn't even get a clear look at your cleavage! Dying over this would be a total injustice, wouldn't it?" Lin Feng said, spreading his hands helplessly.
"Shameless! Today, I'm ridding the world of a menace!" Ye Lin didn't waste any more words, launching a flying kick straight at Lin Feng!
"Whoa, aren't you the noble one! Ridding the world of a menace? You think killing me is going to save millions of beautiful women across the globe?" Lin Feng retorted.
Joking aside, Lin Feng knew Ye Lin's skills were no joke. If she landed a solid punch or kick on him, he'd be toast.
He instantly dodged with his upper body while his right leg shot out, aiming for Ye Lin's lower body.
If he didn't fight back, Lin Feng knew this enraged beauty would probably hunt him down all day long.
Seeing Lin Feng retaliate, Ye Lin didn't dare let her guard down. Her attacks and defenses were methodical, all aimed at blocking the alley exit to prevent his escape.
Lin Feng feinted. As Ye Lin dodged, creating an opening, he thrust his hands out, intending to push past her and bolt from the alley.
However, as his hands made contact, he froze in shock. Damn it, what had he just grabbed? Why was it so soft and springy?
Looking up, he saw his hands resting on a certain part of Ye Lin's anatomy. Lin Feng went rigid, his face instantly burning with an unbearable awkwardness.
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