Who the hell is this jackass... Lin Feng glared maliciously at the seemingly naive-looking student, who was sporting a sly grin. You bastard, would you die if you just shut up? Did it hurt you for the teacher not to notice me skip one class?

Xu Jing also looked a little annoyed at the student, It's really rude to interrupt others, but she agreed with what he was saying. Nodding slightly at Lin Feng, she said, "Li Zhi is right. You've already missed one class and are late for this one too. Unless you have a good reason, the Disciplinary Committee will record this behavior of yours! Anything to say?"

So that jerk's name is Li Zhi! Lin Feng glanced at Li Zhi, fuming inside. This sly fox has repeatedly spoiled my plans and ratted me out, looking so innocent yet being such a sneaky bastard!

"Teacher, I was..." Lin Feng was just about to explain the reason for his tardiness to Xu Jing, only to be interrupted by Li Zhi.

"Teacher, do you really need to ask? When a student is late, there are generally two reasons: either they were sick or stuck in traffic. Just pick one! As the department head of the Student Council's Sports Department, Lin Feng doesn't even have this small amount of self-discipline. Tsk tsk… As a committee officer, I feel truly embarrassed to have this kind of department head!" Li Zhi said smugly, glancing at Lin Feng.

"That Lin Feng is so annoying! Not only did he become a department head by pure luck, but he also flirts with two of the most beautiful girls in the finance class all day long. It's natural for Li Zhi to be jealous."

"Hey, don't you guys think Li Zhi is really annoying?"

"But we think Lin Feng is even more irritating. At least Li Zhi doesn't have any beautiful girls accompanying him."

"A class monitor and a department head—it's a dog-eat-dog fight! We're just here to watch the drama!"

Seeing Lin Feng and Li Zhi square off, many students turned their taunting gazes towards them, ready to enjoy the confrontation.

"Enough! Li Zhi, sit down." Xu Jing signaled Li Zhi to sit down and be quiet. "Lin Feng, you speak."

"Teacher, the reason I was late is... traffic congestion..." Lin Feng said, spreading his hands and looking somewhat helpless.

No sooner had Lin Feng spoken than a wave of hearty laughter filled the room.

"HAHA! This is too damn funny! Li Zhi just said people are late either from being sick or from traffic jams, and Lin Feng immediately claims he was stuck in traffic. Is he trying to be a comedian?"

"Yeah! He's clearly taking us for fools."

"I'm dying of laughter! Who would believe such a lame excuse?"

In response to Lin Feng's words, Xu Jing's expression instantly darkened. Even if traffic congestion was really the reason he was late, couldn't Lin Feng come up with a better excuse, especially after Li Zhi had made such unpleasant remarks?

Su Zi and Ning Aoxue exchanged looks. They knew exactly why Lin Feng was out, and being stuck in traffic wasn't impossible. However, Lin Feng claiming it now made it seem like he was deliberately trying to be funny.

"Teacher, see? Didn't I tell you? Lin Feng can't even make up a decent excuse. He's such a disgrace to the Student Council!" Li Zhi sneered, reveling in the ridicule Lin Feng faced.

"You keep saying 'Student Council officer' this, 'Student Council officer' that... Do you even realize you're just a committee officer? When you're addressing a department head, watch your tone!" Lin Feng finally lost patience and retorted.

"You... you... Department Head..." Li Zhi stuttered, struggling for words. Criticizing the department head really is inappropriate for a mere committee officer like me!

But Li Zhi wasn't stupid; he quickly found his angle. "We're in class right now, and I am the class monitor. When you make a mistake, I have the right to correct you!"

Xu Jing nodded, I do approve of Li Zhi's sense of responsibility. After all, improving the class's overall standards depends on responsible class officers like him.

"But I don't hold any position in this class. Being late or whatever, since I'm not a class officer, I won't be setting a bad example for anyone. So what are you whining about?" Lin Feng laughed. Does Li Zhi think he's the only one who can play these role-switching games? I'm not stupid either.

"HUMPH..." Li Zhi was stunned and, finding himself speechless, finally shut his mouth.

"Alright, alright. Lin Feng, just find a seat," Xu Jing said, rubbing her forehead. She waved him off, a headache starting to form. So this is Lin Feng's sharp tongue. I've seen it now.

"...Teacher, what should be recorded in the class record?" Cheng Xiaoli, the class's discipline committee member, raised her hand and asked softly.

"Just record it as 'late'..." Xu Jing responded casually. Without waiting for other students to ask questions, she picked up her textbook and began the next part of the lecture.

Like a victor, Lin Feng sat down between Wang Zikai, Zhong Jialiang, and Yang Ming, grinning as he greeted them.

"Brother Feng, I have some shocking news for you! Last night, just last night, Wang Zikai and Yi Hongmei went to a hotel... He's not a virgin anymore!" Zhong Jialiang whispered, draping an arm around Lin Feng's neck and leaning close to his ear.

"Damn... Kai Zi, that's quick progress!" Lin Feng was stunned. It's only been a few days, and Wang Zikai already sealed the deal with Yi Hongmei? He's practically a legend among pickup artists!

"It's not true, Brother Feng! Don't listen to their nonsense..." Wang Zikai said hastily, his face flushing red.

"HUMPH... Still denying it? I went to the internet cafe with a friend last night and saw you pulling Yi Hongmei into the Rujia Hotel with my own eyes!" Zhong Jialiang said, looking smug.

"Damn it, were you following me?!" Wang Zikai's eyes widened as he looked incredulously at Zhong Jialiang. "You have a computer, why on earth would you go to an internet cafe?"

"Tch, never mind about me. You explain your own situation first!" Zhong Jialiang retorted cheerfully. He wasn't about to admit he'd followed Wang Zikai, seen him enter the Rujia Hotel, and then just decided to check out the vibe at a nearby internet cafe.

Lin Feng also nodded. Staring at Wang Zikai, he chuckled, "Yeah, I was practically your matchmaker. You've already done the deed, so don't be shy about sharing the details with us, right?"

"Alright, alright! I'll confess..." Wang Zikai finally gave in, his face crimson as he spoke. "Last night, we did stay overnight at Rujia... and, well, I wanted to... but..."

"You're trying to say nothing happened in the end?" Zhong Jialiang smirked at Wang Zikai. "I don't believe you'd be that restrained."

"No, I did end up making a move..." Wang Zikai admitted, looking awkward.

"So, did you go all the way?" Yang Ming leaned over, asking with a lecherous grin.

"Barely managed half, I guess..." Wang Zikai replied, his face crestfallen. "Anyway, in the end... I lost my virginity, but she... didn't lose hers."

Upon hearing this, Lin Feng and the others burst into heartless, uproarious laughter.

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