Super Soldier in Campus

Chapter 193: Mental Gymnastics【Eight Updates】_1


"Guess the weather forecast for a wedding night."

Her cherry-like lips repeated Lin Feng's question, her dark, lustrous eyes deepening in thought as she seriously pondered the answer.

But after a minute or two, Tang Rou pursed her lips slightly and looked at Lin Feng. "What connection does a wedding night have with the weather? Don't tell me it's sunny or cloudy?"

Of course, Tang Rou was just guessing. From her troubled expression, Lin Feng knew she definitely couldn't guess it.

It would be a real shocker if a girl like Tang Rou could guess the answer, Lin Feng thought, amused. He said, "No, it's neither sunny nor cloudy. If you guess randomly, you definitely won't be able to explain the reason. You need a reason for your answer, even for brain teasers."

At his words, Tang Rou wrinkled her small, exquisite nose. "Then just tell me the answer. I can't guess it."

As she spoke, her fragrance wafted through the narrow space. The unique scent of a young woman made Lin Feng's heart race. He was overcome with an urge to hold Tang Rou in his arms and cherish her fiercely.

Suppressing the impulse, Lin Feng gave a mischievous smile as he announced, "The answer is: Overcast with light rain."

"'Overcast with light rain...'" Tang Rou tried to connect the answer with the question but couldn't. "'Overcast with light rain' is indeed a weather forecast term, but what does it have to do with a wedding night? You're not trying to trick me, are you?"

Lin Feng paused, a thought striking him, and he found himself in a bind. This girl is so innocent and inexperienced; how am I supposed to explain the answer to her?

"Hey, you have to explain it to me, or this riddle doesn't count. I'll just assume you're talking nonsense," Tang Rou said, looking at Lin Feng. Her curiosity piqued, she began to press him.

"AHEM..." Lin Feng steeled himself. Since she's an inexperienced girl, I'll give her a bit of sex education and let her gain some experience! He then asked, "Think about it, what happens on a wedding night?"

"You... a wedding night... that's... when people get married, right?"

"And what do they do when they get married?"

"They register their marriage and host a banquet."

"UM... I wasn't talking about that. I meant, what do the bride and groom do on their wedding night?"

"The bride and groom... they sleep together?"

At this thought, Tang Rou's face instantly flushed. She gave Lin Feng a coy look, feeling a little embarrassed.

Lin Feng felt his head ache. It seems this girl's sex education wasn't done well, he thought. He added, "Besides sleeping together, what else do the bride and groom do on their wedding night?"

"AH...?" Tang Rou blushed even redder. She clearly thought of something but was too embarrassed to say it. Lowering her head, she whispered, "Why are you asking this, you bad man! What does this have to do with brain teasers...?"

Lin Feng chuckled mischievously and explained, "Well, on the wedding night, the bride and groom are going to... AHEM... you know... get intimate. In my answer, the first word, 'Overcast,' can also refer to a woman's private area, you see. And on the wedding night, wouldn't that area experience some 'light rain,' or even a flood? So, there you have it: 'Overcast with light rain.'"

"You!... This isn't a brain teaser at all! You're clearly just teasing me! You're terrible... I'm not talking to you anymore!"

Upon hearing Lin Feng's explanation, Tang Rou's face turned beet red, her breathing becoming rapid. Her head was bowed low. After Lin Feng finished speaking, she coquettishly feigned anger and lightly hit him twice. Her adorable, shy demeanor was truly captivating.

Seeing Tang Rou's angry yet shy demeanor, Lin Feng couldn't resist reaching out to smooth her hair. He praised inwardly, This girl seems to understand quite a bit after all. She got it as soon as I explained. Looks like I can continue to 'educate' her in the future.

Seeing Tang Rou was too shy to speak, Lin Feng continued, "How about I test you with another brain teaser?"

"Okay," Tang Rou nodded. "But you're not allowed to tease me. No more questions like that."

"What kind of questions?"

"Oh, you know... that kind of question... I... I... Anyway... you're so bad, you know what I mean! I'm not talking to you anymore!"

"Alright, alright," Lin Feng quickly agreed and posed a question, "Do you know the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter?"

Hearing this, Tang Rou was taken aback. "You said you were testing me with a brain teaser. This is clearly a history question..."

Although she said this, Tang Rou was already thinking hard. Even though she was the class beauty and a top student, and could recite most of Li Bai's poems, she genuinely didn't know the names of his wife and daughter.

Seeing her struggle, Lin Feng said, "This *is* a brain teaser. So, the answer definitely isn't the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter as recorded in history books. Don't think in that direction."

"Then... what's the answer? I can't figure it out."

Lin Feng said, "The answer is, Li Bai's wife is named Zhao Xianglu, and his daughter is named Li Ziyun."

"Eh? But why?" Tang Rou thought for a moment but couldn't figure out the reason.

Lin Feng chuckled mischievously. "The answer is in one of Li Bai's poems."

"Which poem?"

"'Sunlight on the Censer Peak produces purple smoke.'"

Two seconds later, Tang Rou got it. Her pretty face flushed, and she playfully thumped Lin Feng's chest with a delicate fist, complaining coquettishly, "You... What kind of questions are these! You said you wouldn't tease me... You're awful!"

Lin Feng just roared with laughter, thinking, I can come up with these kinds of brain teasers off the top of my head. It would be strange if a young girl like you *didn't* blush!

After a while, seeing it was still raining, Tang Rou thought for a moment, then said with a prim expression, "Your brain teasers are all improper. Now it's my turn to test you."

"Bring it on. Let me see what you've got," Lin Feng said confidently.

"Who is a person people greatly admire when spoken of, but whom no one actually wants to meet?"

"God."

"What book can't be bought?"

"A suicide note."

"What fruit is green before you eat it, red when you're eating it, and its remains are black when you spit them out?"

"That's too easy—a watermelon!"

"HUMPH. I'll ask you a difficult one... If you divide the number 18 into two equal parts, but the answer isn't 9, what else can it be?"

"10. You split the number '18' horizontally through the middle."

"Alright then... why can a frog swim, but it still loses to a dog in a swimming race?"

"Because breaststroke is forbidden in the competition."

"Why do wild geese fly south in autumn?"

"Because walking would be too slow."

"I give up, I give up! I can't stump you at all..." Seeing that Lin Feng could answer every brain teaser she posed without even thinking, Tang Rou pouted coquettishly.

Lin Feng laughed. "When it comes to brain teasers, if I say I'm second best, no one would dare claim to be the best. How about this: I'll tell you a joke instead, okay?"

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