Tang Seng excitedly stood up, waving as if he saw someone from his hometown, "Boatman! Boatman!"

"Master! Master!" Sha Seng quickly stopped Tang Seng, "I think we should wait for the eldest brother to come back. What if it's a monster?"

"This—" Tang Seng hesitated.

"Which monster would carry a dog when going out?" Zhu Bajie's ears were still hurting.

If they could help Tang Seng cross the Tongtian River before Sun Wukong returned, it would make that monkey lose face and increase their own merit.

"Big brother!" Sha Seng spoke forcefully.

"Plus, Master, look," Zhu Bajie tugged at Tang Seng's sleeve, pointing to the small boat gradually approaching the shore, "which monster would transform into such an ordinary appearance, don't you think?"

"Pah!" Cui Cui spat fiercely, not waiting for the boat to reach the shore, "Ah Huang, bite him!"

The yellow dog leapt ashore, sprinting towards Zhu Bajie. Zhu Bajie was very afraid of monsters, very afraid of dying, but was he supposed to be scared of an ordinary mortal dog?

"Shoo! Shoo!" He advanced a few steps, and the yellow dog, indeed frightened, scampered back onto the boat.

"Master, does this look like a monster?" he asked again.

Not to mention the mortal-sighted Tang Seng, even Sha Wujing thought these two, a man and a dog, didn't seem much like a monster.

Zhu Bajie quietly swallowed his saliva.

Cui Cui was pretty, nowhere comparable to those monsters transformed into beauties, but there was one thing...

Those wearing bras looked like inflated balloons, those without looked like water bags filled with water.

Cui Cui's thick clothes and what looked like two large water bags gave a soft plush feeling through the fabric; Zhu Bajie was captivated and mesmerized watching.

Plus, Cui Cui's size was not from being fat, her waist was fine.

Furthermore, the ample primordial essence, barely tolerable human body odors, just like Miss Gao from Gao Village.

Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva once more.

"Are you coming aboard or not?" Cui Cui's tone sounded almost accusing.

"Yes! Yes! Let's go, Master." Zhu Bajie assisted Tang Seng.

Tang Seng restrained him, looking towards Sha Wujing.

Sha Wujing hesitated.

"Cui Cui, Cui Cui!" someone shouted from a distance, "Wait, I want to board the boat, I want to board the boat!"

"That's the voice of the kid from Chen's village; I recognize him! Master, let's hurry onto the boat!" Zhu Bajie shouted.

With a new guest arriving and Zhu Bajie prompting him, Tang Seng immediately got up, left the group, and boarded Cui Cui's boat, while Sha Wujing put the luggage on the horse, leading it to follow behind.

Cui Cui frowned, "The horse costs money too, for three people."

"Madam, please rest assured." Sha Wujing also felt reassured.

What kind of monster charges money?

This definitely wasn't a monster!

Once the horse was on board, Cui Cui used the boat paddle to push off the shore. The small boat, capable of carrying eight or nine people, clumsily moved away from the riverbank.

As she stowed the paddle, Cui Cui shouted to the shore, "Chen Tianbao, you can leave, stop boarding my boat. Even if you drown in the Tongtian River, I won't like you!"

Cui Cui fled as if escaping, vigorously rowing; Yellow Dog barked mockingly a few times at Chen Tianbao, then majestically stood at the bow.

As the boat drifted away, looking back at the shore, there was no Chen Tianbao to be seen, only a black hawk standing on two legs and wearing clothes, merely "parroting."

On the boat, observing propriety, Tang Seng didn't look at Cui Cui; his gaze rested on Yellow Dog.

Every Huaxia person harbors an inexplicable affection for indigenous dogs, especially one that could stand at the bow like a captain, attracting men like a digger.

Zhu Bajie's gaze naturally fixed firmly on the vigorously rowing Cui Cui.

Particularly when she bent over, the fabric at her chest and behind bulged like steamed buns, making Old Pig hungry again.

"Bodhisattva, your name is Cui Cui?" Old Pig grinned cheekily and asked.

Cui Cui glanced at him, ignoring him.

"Not to hide it from the Bodhisattva," Zhu Bajie said, "my previous wife was named Gao Cui Lan, and her nickname was also Cui Cui; I guess yours must be Chen Cui Lan."

"Get lost!" Cui Cui cursed him harshly.

Suddenly, she couldn't help but laugh, "How did you know my name was Chen Cui Lan?"

This curse followed by a laugh was utterly enchanting to Old Pig, making him extremely elated.

Old Pig immediately withdrew his lecherous gaze from the chest and buttocks and stood up straight, puffing out his chest, saying, "I am the reincarnation of the great Marshal of Heavenly Canopy, commanded by The Bodhisattva Guanyin to protect the Saint Monk of Great Tang on his journey to the Western Heaven to retrieve the scriptures. Knowing your name is nothing special, right?"

"Are you really the great Marshal of Heavenly Canopy?"

"Indeed I am!"

"So what's the Heavenly Palace like? Have you ever attended the Flat Peach Banquet? Is Chang'e beautiful? I heard Nezha wears a red bellyband, is he a boy or a girl?"

While they had been chatting, Sun Wukong had already returned from the South Sea.

From atop the clouds, he looked down to see a red fox rowing the boat, with Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing all oblivious.

"You're asking the right person, I—" Saying this, Zhu Bajie unconsciously walked forward, approaching Cui Cui.

"Woof!" Yellow Dog barked once.

"Ah! Don't come any closer!" Cui Cui dodged Zhu Bajie and ran towards Tang Seng, grabbing his arm, "Elder, save me!"

"Bajie!" Tang Seng frowned, "Your crude and rude behavior is unacceptable, you've frightened the lady."

Before he could finish, Sun Wukong, seeing the banshee grabbing Tang Seng, swung his Jingu Bang right onto her head.

Cui Cui's brains splattered, covering Tang Seng's face.

With a splash, Cui Cui's body fell into the river.

"Woof woof woof!"

Yellow Dog, frantic, chased after the body and jumped into the river.

"Master, are you alright?" Sun Wukong quickly supported his master.

Only then did Tang Seng slowly come back to his senses, his face smeared with blood and brain, staring blankly at Sun Wukong.

With one look, Sun Wukong knew he had misunderstood and smiled, "Master, that was a monster!"

"You! You!" Tang Seng slowly managed to speak.

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