The King of Black Fog

Chapter 336: Don't Eat Roast Goose_2


Li Qianxia landed on the Dragon Girl: "Little Dragon Girl, I'm here to help you!"

The steel spear spun, and by sheer bodily skill, she directed a swarm of Shenxiao Sect's lightning into a huge talisman sword.

The sky crackled, resounding with explosions like a bombardment, yet it was also like countless fireworks, ignited in an instant.

"Don't sit on me!" The Dragon Girl had her dignity.

"Stop your nagging, watch my Golden Spear and Iron Horse!"

The Dragon Girl transformed from a delicate white dragon into a mighty and majestic golden dragon, roaring angrily to the heavens.

The thunderous roar made the Daoists dizzy and lose control over their mana; the overwhelming dragon might caused dragons to stiffen and drop straight from the clouds into the sea.

Boom!

A dragon plunged into the South Sea, creating sky-high waves, which the Moon Fire and Samadhi True Fire turned into a mist of white smoke.

Thick fog rolled in, with various mana glimmers flashing chaotically within.

A Daoist parted the willow branches, holding a Talisman Sword, and cautiously looked around.

At Wind Wave Cliff in the South Sea, Divine Sense couldn't be extended outward, and respectable Dao Cultivators had to be as cautious as mortals.

Swish!

The Talisman Sword shone with a red light, ready to strike, but at the other end was a Shenxiao Sect Daoist holding Hand Palm Thunder.

Both men heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.

Just then, two willow branches swiftly tied the two men up. Before they could shout out in protest, there was a whoosh, and peach blossom petals wrapped them up tightly.

In the blink of an eye, the willow branches and peach blossoms worked together to finish the packaging.

When the fog dissipated, the willow tree was covered with people, and the leading five Immortals were all defeated one by one.

Li Qianxia, with the Dragon Girl now in her golden dragon form, captured two; the remaining three were tied into bundles by Heavenly Calamity, which turned into long, green ribbons.

The Dragon Girl, the willow tree, and the peach blossoms were surprised in their hearts, having not expected the delicate and seductive Turquoise Pool, who looked like she would collapse on any man's shoulder, to be so strong.

For Turquoise Pool, dealing with the three Third-Level Immortals was nothing to fuss about.

If she weren't sparing with her mana, there would have been no need for the thick fog; she could have suppressed her opponents with a flick of her hand.

This was, after all, the Song Dynasty's Third-Level Immortals. If it were the Immortals from Li Changzhou's era, the 'Human Tribulation' period, Turquoise Pool might still have to show some respect.

"What do we do now?" Li Qianxia asked.

"Get off me first!" The Dragon Girl had never been ridden before in her life!

Not even the great compassionate Bodhisattva Guanyin had!

She only stood beside Guanyin along with the Child of Wealth!

Li Qianxia patted the Dragon Girl's back, jumped off with a giggle, and had another story to boast about. It was a pity she couldn't post on TikTok; otherwise, she was certain to break records with likes.

"Dragon Girl, what are you going to do with these people?" Li Changzhou pointed at the five Immortals and the group of Daoists.

The Dragon Girl didn't know what to do.

"Kill them!" a Monster shouted out.

"These people have killed so many of us!" some of the crowd agreed.

But the Dragon Girl didn't want to kill. After all, she was a Buddhist Heavenly Dragon, and regardless of her willingness, she couldn't kill so many people in front of so many witnesses.

But she couldn't just let them go either.

"What do you think we should do, Daoist Li?" She couldn't help but ask Li Changzhou, who seemed like someone who had experienced many things.

Li Changzhou didn't want to kill these people either; they were his teammates, after all. Although they weren't very helpful, they could still manage against the Dragon Girl.

"How about we take them all to the South Sea and let the Bodhisattva decide." He suggested.

After some thought, the Dragon Girl nodded: "That works."

No one else had anything to say; these were the devout followers of the Bodhisattva Guanyin—otherwise, they wouldn't be here. Upon hearing that the Bodhisattva would decide their fate, naturally, they had no objections.

The Bridge of Flowing Light continued its journey, and the lady in green took special care to return the body of the swan maiden to Li Changzhou.

"Can we eat now?" Li Qianxia was practically drooling.

Was this something to eat?

Li Changzhou thoroughly burned the swan maiden to ashes and scattered her remains in the South Sea. Although she died recklessly, her funeral was grand, and that was all he could do for her.

"Life and death are unpredictable." He sighed inwardly.

A living being just vanished before his eyes, and if he hadn't had enough strength, perhaps he too would have been inadvertently killed amidst these skirmishes between gods and Heavenly Immortals.

"If you don't want to feed me, that's fine, but why waste food?!" Li Qianxia's eyes rounded in bafflement at his actions.

"You've changed, Li Ergou," she said, looking at Li Changzhou, "I remember when you would pick up and eat a single grain of rice I dropped, and now you've burned a whole roasted swan to ashes."

"...If Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing were made into a soup, would you let me drink it?" Li Changzhou was speechless.

"You mean... this roasted swan was a Monster?" Li Qianxia slowly grasped the truth.

"It's over for me," she muttered to herself, while walking back to the carriage, "I don't want to eat roasted swan for at least three months."

She appeared as if she had suffered a great trauma.

Li Changzhou, Yang Qinglan, and Turquoise Pool exchanged glances.

"For the next three months, shall we have roast swan every day?" Turquoise Pool proposed.

"You're so bad," Li Changzhou said.

"I have something even worse," Turquoise Pool placed her hand on his shoulder, smiling suggestively.

"That's ticklish," Li Changzhou shrugged his shoulders and deflected her hand with a gentle force, "After becoming an Immortal, I haven't bathed; looks like I have to do it now."

"You haven't bathed since becoming an Immortal?" Turquoise Pool asked incredulously.

"Have you?" Li Changzhou curiously inquired, "Do Immortals need to bathe?"

"If you don't bathe every day from now on, forget about sleeping in the bed," Yang Qinglan made a new rule for their life together.

"Bathing is a must," Turquoise Pool and Yang Qinglan united on this front, "If you don't bathe, you're not allowed on my bed either!"

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