The bicycle won't move, so find one that does, right?
So, they quickly grabbed two drooling idiots, tied them up like slaves, and hitched them to the front of the bicycle. With a swing of the whip, the pained idiots started sprinting, dragging the bike along.
After solving the problem, the idiot stood on the bicycle, excitedly laughing out loud.
Absurd!
Ji Jue retracted his gaze and then heard a roaring sound.
A pick-up truck approached from the distance, and when it got near, it had a flat tire.
The idiot driver got out, looked at the blown tire with tools in hand, utterly baffled. He punched, kicked, even bit it, to no avail. Suddenly, as he looked around, his eyes brightened!
Then, under Ji Jue's dazed gaze, the idiot snatched the bicycle, removed the wheel, attached it to his truck, tied it up with some cloth, and drove off with a roar.
He never even glanced at the spare tire in the trunk!
The idiot whose bicycle was stolen cried out in anger, but soon, he found a solution too. He tied the two little idiots to the now empty front wheel, swung the whip, and the bicycle started rolling forward with a clatter...
Ji Jue's eyes twitched as he heard a crash.
In the distance, thick smoke rose, and after a few meters, the pick-up truck's engine blew out and broke down.
"..."
Ji Jue stopped short for a moment, predicting what was about to happen next.
Soon enough, the three idiots on the bicycle were tied to the front of the pick-up truck, crying and wailing as they pulled it forward under the whip.
The wheels spun with a clatter.
Until a seemingly wise and discerning idiot stopped them, dressed in splendid robes, arms spread wide, angrily rebuking the stupidity of his kind. He then ordered the idiots to open the hood.
One glance and Ji Jue knew the carburetor's spark plug was faulty.
Too much carbon buildup.
Don't want to replace it, but a wash would suffice.
In a pinch, even blowing on it would work.
This should solve it, right?
Then, he saw the Sage think for a moment, calmly analyze, and after careful consideration, he decisively lifted up the hem of his robe and started peeing on the radiator cap.
And in Ji Jue's dumbfounded gaze, the truck... started moving again?!
The other idiots cheered and praised in fervor!
So that's it, that fire indeed burns!
No wonder he's the Sage!
Up next was a construction team.
Various sizes of idiots driving all sorts of vehicles arrived. Under the lead's direction, they began construction enthusiastically right before Ji Jue's eyes.
After hanging two idiots as sacrifices to the heavens, without even laying a foundation, the idiots started pouring concrete on site with terrible ratios. They didn't even bother with rebar; they just used ropes to pull things up. As for the cracks on the walls, no problem, just plaster them with mud.
The walls were crooked, so they propped them with sticks, still managing to block the wind and rain.
One after another, buildings full of cracks sprang up rapidly before Ji Jue's eyes, faster at being built than collapsing.
A chaotic settlement was thus constructed before Ji Jue's eyes, then another one.
Soon, the two settlements of idiots began to feud over who should get more coconuts.
In the end, on the big screen, the leaders of both sides drooled and screeched incoherently. The idiots grabbed rifles covered in spikes and started fighting each other like they were wielding clubs.
"Gaa——"
"Yaa——"
"Gwah——"
Amid incomprehensible shouts, Ji Jue's eye twitched madly, holding it together, gritting his teeth without speaking.
He had a faint sense of what the damn examiner was up to.
His heart grew cold.
What had he done to deserve this idiotic torment!
Soon, under the intercontinental missile-shaped battering ram, one side's gate collapsed with a bang, and the dumber side got swallowed up in the war.
This meant everyone became equally dumb.
Bang!!!
As the entire settlement was sent skyward by various idiotic operations, Ji Jue actually felt a sense of relief, drenched in sweat. It was finally over.
But right away, another group of idiots appeared out of nowhere, migrating again. They repeated all the past errors and actions in vain, not learning any lessons, growing even more foolish!
This time, they didn't even manage to build any houses.
After crushing four leaders to death, everyone decided to give up dumb technology and just live in huts, happily embracing the idiot life.
But before Ji Jue could relax a bit, by sheer coincidence, an idiot got his head bashed open with a coconut by another idiot. In his concussion, he discovered the secrets of the spiritual... Ji Jue's heart sank completely.
From then on, the idiots embarked on an unstoppable journey of cracking coconuts with their heads, believing harder skulls meant opening more coconuts, leading to a series of rituals, worship, and prayers. In the end, they formed the Coconut God Sect, praying every day for the coconut to grant them incredible power to crack even more coconuts!
Until one dim-witted priest, in a flash of inspiration, discovered the interference of spiritual... sparking the idea of alchemy... Ji Jue's fists clenched tighter!
Hold it in, hold it in, Ji Jue!
Don't fall into the examiner's trap!
Just hold it in!
But when these idiots finally started using their frustratingly poor alchemy, attempting to replicate Fluid Alchemy and Coconut Separation Technique, Ji Jue, he completely snapped.
No way, he couldn't hold it in anymore!
Ji Jue could no longer stay seated, kicked over his chair, and rushed up to give an idiot two loud slaps, snatching the coconut from his hands and smashing it on the ground.
Then he kicked it to the sky.
To hell with the coconut!!!
"Hey? You couldn't hold it in until the mechanical engineering part?"
The examiner sipped lemon juice, appearing behind him at some point.
With a half-smile, he said, "So, does it really not matter what happens, Ji Jue?"
He scrutinized Ji Jue's gloomy face, curiously asking, "You can't even tolerate a bunch of fools, yet no matter what happens to this world, you can accept it all?"
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