This primordial world is not serious!

Chapter 370: Is Ying Huo Pregnant? Nuwa's Child?


The Heavenly Court is established, and everything is renewed.

A rain of merit fell for nine days and nights.

All the divine beings from the Heavens, the saints of the Primordial, and infinite creatures received great benefits from this grand ceremony, all rejoicing and beaming with joy.

"Praise to the Taiwei Heavenly Emperor!"

"Praise to the Taiwei Heavenly Court!"

Xuanqing created the Heavens and established the Heavenly Court, truly achieving the respect of the Three Realms, supported by the ten directions!

"The great Heaven Creation ceremony is complete. I invite all Daoists to move with us into the Taiwei Golden Palace to share the feast!" Bai Ze stepped out from behind [Age Star Venerable] Fu Xi.

He led a group of ceremonial Star Officials, Divine Officers, Fairies, and Envoys, holding high banners and canopies, guiding the attending divine beings towards the Taiwei Golden Palace.

The gods attended, approached the Golden Palace, ascended the Jade Tower, climbed the Cloud Platform, and entered the Treasure Palace.

There, the jade fragrance and auspicious clouds drifted, and the celestial music resounded through the void.

The entire venue had no distinction between host and guest; everyone sat as they wished in groups of threes and twos.

In this area, Da Luo and lesser immortals chatted, toasts exchanged; in that Immortal Palace, White Tiger and Dragon Phoenix coexisted, drinking merrily.

On the gallery bridges and jade platforms, immortals laughed and talked; in passing voids, holy beings discussed the Dao.

The dishes displayed on the tables were also unrestrained.

There were Innate Spirit Fruits, Acquired Jade Liquid, Evil God meats, Dynamic Mushrooms, and roasted Roc wings...

Formal, exotic, set menus, buffet styles were all available.

A hundred kinds of immortal treasures, a thousand flavors, varied with the gods, different with the immortals.

Clearly the same ingredients, some divine beings found them invigorating, physically robust.

Some immortals ate them, and alternated between laughter and tears, embracing one another, confiding their hearts.

Interestingly, this banquet existed not only in the real Heavenly Realm but also in dreamy and virtual timespaces.

The Taiwei Heavenly Court wielded supreme Great Magical Power, selecting suitable beings from various stages of cultivation, races, and regions among the infinite beings of the Three Realms of Primordial.

They either wove dreams for them, or invited them to the Spirit Realm World to participate in a fantastical feast.

That night, infinite beings entered dreams, a cyber feast!

They dreamt of ascending to become immortals, rejoicing with the holy beings;

Many low-level cultivators dreamt of receiving guidance from great powers, their cultivation progressing rapidly.

The blessings of this feast, in a wondrous way, were spread throughout the Primordial.

"This feast is unique, it seems everyone is quite satisfied, venerable Daoist Zhen Xing really put thought into this."

Xuanqing and Taishang transformed their forms and strolled around, finding Zhen Yuanzi in the Dynamic Mushroom area.

As the great gourmet of the Primordial, having Zhen Yuanzi arrange the feast was all too appropriate!

Zhen Yuanzi, transformed as the Mushroom King, modestly said, "I only gave some suggestions. Mainly, it was our food gods of Taiwei who did an excellent job."

"Oh right, this batch of food gods was recruited from the Demon Path, each one skillful and proficient!"

Zhen Yuanzi praised his subordinates without reservation.

Xuanqing and Taishang exchanged a glance.

Since when did the Demon Path train food gods? How come we didn't know?

Though for divine beings, the Three Thousand Great Dao are at their fingertips, and dabbling in culinary arts is no big deal.

After all, even Demon Ancestor Luo Hou was skilled in culinary arts; the first Demon Path Heavenly Group gathering had Luo Hou personally prepare the food.

But never heard that Luo Hou passed on those skills?

[Could it be...]

Xuanqing and Taishang both thought of a possibility simultaneously.

They unobtrusively turned their heads, their divine thoughts swept over some particularly lively areas of the banquet.

Sure enough!

In the banquet, returning from all Heavens training, the first Outer Sect disciple of Chan Sect, Fu Zhu, and the second disciple, Meng Huai, were leading a group of fellow sect members cosplaying as food gods.

They wore special divine equipment with a flame and cloud pattern, each full of joy, maneuvering through various areas of the banquet, warmly introducing various foods to the gods and immortals and collecting feedback.

"Hello, hello! We are the chief food god team of this Heavenly Court feast — 'Three Realms Food under Heaven'!"

"May I ask you two Daoists if you are satisfied with the delicacies we meticulously prepared?"

At that moment, Meng Huai, holding a special list, approached two Iron-eating Beasts who had just finished a set of aerobics.

These two Iron-eating Beasts were large in size, endearingly clumsy, and were panting heavily.

"Satisfied, satisfied, but can you improve it next time? Eating Jade Bamboo Shoots only turns me into an Iron-eating Beast, I'd like to transform into something else, like a Green Snake."

One Iron-eating Beast, after finishing two sets of exercises, naturally returned to its original form, once again becoming an elegant green-clad immortal with a jade flute in hand.

He stretched lazily, then checked a box on the list Meng Huai provided.

"Thank you for your support, Daoist! Thank you for your valuable feedback!"

Meng Huai beamed a professional, radiant smile, nodding repeatedly, "Your suggestion has been recorded!"

"Next time, we'll continue to improve, striving to give each diner a brand new experience!"

"Hey, hey, why does he only need to do two sets of aerobics to recover, while I've done the eighteenth set and haven't returned to original form!" As Meng Huai was about to leave, another Iron-eating Beast called out to him.

Meng Huai stopped, looking again at its overwhelmingly authentic Iron-eating Beast aura, probing, "Isn't your original form the Iron-eating Beast, so you don't need to recover?"

"Ah? Yes... Oh right!" Hearing this, the Iron-eating Beast, with its large black eye circles, and big eyes momentarily blank, seemed to just awaken from some loop.

Only then did it belatedly stop, plopping down on the ground, panting heavily.

On the other side, the Vermilion Bird Divine Monarch from the Phoenix Clan, in a dazzling fiery red palace gown, happened to meet Fu Zhu, who was inspecting the buffet area.

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