The outcomes of the "Qiming Cup" competition were remarkable.
Countless Star Gods combined the characteristics of the stars they governed with their understanding of the Great Dao, and wrote a vast amount of Enlightenment Scriptures and Secret Techniques.
These chapters, rich with the wisdom of Taiwei, were screened and compiled, ultimately merging into the extensive "Collection of All Heaven Stars Enlightenment".
Of course, this literary competition also sparked a series of unserious scriptures.
Especially enthusiastic were the Star Gods from the "Unserious Club".
A Star Lord skilled in earth and melody submitted a scripture titled "The Rolling Stones Symphony: On Smooth Living and Dynamic Life" for the "Qiming Cup".
Its core principle was not the traditional heaviness and stability of earth and stone, but rather emphasized "adaptability to circumstance, flexibility, roll around a bit, loosen the muscles, stay optimistic".
The scripture was filled with mnemonics like "If the mountain doesn't turn, the road turns; if the stone doesn't turn, I'll roll" and "Friction of rolling ignites life's spark", accompanied by an extremely rhythmic star power vibration magic technique.
This scripture was randomly deployed to a peculiar stone beach in the Spirit Realm World for verification.
Initially, the stones undergoing the test simply absorbed star power instinctively.
Gradually, they began to "understand" those peculiar mnemonics, sensing that uncomfortable restlessness of not rolling.
"Huh? Seems like... I should roll a bit?" Inside a sharp-angled stone, a faint idea was born.
It tentatively shook once, then a second time.
When it finally overcame inertia and rolled down the slope, a refreshingly unprecedented comfort coursed through its "entire body".
"What joy! What joy! So 'stone life' can be so dynamic!" Soon, the entire peculiar stone beach "came to life".
The spiritual wisdom within the stones awoke amidst the rhythmic beats, and the first thought was: "Damn! This rhythm is fierce! Screw pretending, I'm the king of the dance floor!"
The Stone King began frantically spinning in place, bouncing up and down, creating a beat by colliding with other stones.
Soon, the whole stone beach joined the frenzy.
Some imitated the "break dancing" described in the Star Lord's scripture, while others invented "stone gliding" and "wave rocking" themselves.
Thus, after countless days and nights, the first Stone Spirit Dance King was born.
"A youth emerges from the Great Wilderness, sweeping through this world!"
"I want to dance across the Qiankun!"
Carrying the hopes of the entire village, the Stone Spirit stepped out of the strange stone slope, embarking on the path of cultivation.
Finally, becoming a renowned dance teacher in the starry sea.
"A dancing stone is still too serious, behold my Salted Fish Great Law!" Wuqu Star Lord flourished a pen and wrote a scripture titled "Salted Fish Flipping Scripture: On the Art of Lying Flat and Cosmic Truths".
Its core idea is "inaction leads to accomplishing everything, waiting for the right moment, the end of the universe is self-cooking in a pot... ah, I mean the Great Dao of nature".
The scripture abounded with wise sayings like "hard work doesn't always lead to success, but not working is certainly relaxing" and "rather than striving hard, it's better to lie flat and watch the sky".
This scripture was transported to an inconspicuous mud pool in the Far North.
When the starlight infused with the essence of the "Salted Fish Flipping Scripture" permeated the mud pool, a catfish suddenly "awakened".
"Lying flat is the Great Dao of the world!" A lazy and profound consciousness awoke at the bottom of the mud pool.
Gradually, this Far North catfish became famous for its unique "wisdom", and the nearby creatures jokingly called it the "Mud Pool Sage".
"Dancing Qiankun, Mud Pool Sage, what are these? Nothing compared to my Gourmet Scripture." Tian Peng True Lord began his own experiment.
A gourd vine was originally striving to produce gourds, but when the "Gourmet Scripture" descended along with the starlight, its thinking underwent a drastic change.
"Gourds? Why produce fruit? Isn't it more enjoyable to absorb this spiritual energy, this soil essence myself? And all these flowers and plants around, they look quite tasty too..."
"No, no, no, none of you are worthwhile, look at mine instead."
Lord Wenqu shook his head and turned to write a "Guide to Quick Mastery of Nitpicking".
This guide contained four True Words: Snipe, Argue, Nitpick, Scold!
This scripture eventually enlightened the wisdom of a pepper tree, instantly forming a sharp and caustic psyche.
When a bird sang in its branches, it immediately used its newly developed spiritual wisdom to shout: "What are you singing! Disturbing the peace! Do you know this is noise pollution? Do you have a pollution discharge permit? Have you evaluated the potential mental damage your singing causes to the environment?"
As leaves fell, it scolded: "Not eco-friendly! Wasting resources! Can't you stay on the tree a few more days to contribute more to photosynthesis? Lack of collective honor!"
If a sprite tried to pluck it, it immediately launched into a barrage: "What's your intention? Violating pepper rights? Have you analyzed my ingredients? Are they suitable for your consumption? What if you're allergic, who takes the blame then?"
"Do you have a medical license to just randomly eat things? I tell you, I'm protected under the 'Taiwei Garden Wild Plant Protection Law' (something it made up)!"
Such a lively and amusing pepper made Lord Wenqu laugh uncontrollably.
Out of a desire to observe the chaos, Lord Wenqu specially created a Spirit Realm intranet account for it—Unparalleled Pepper.
Thus, a nitpicking specialist was born, who on their debut, achieved a feat of single-handedly taking on eight thousand water soldiers.
In the end, an anonymous Star Lord in the Heavenly River Navy broke down, and overnight calculated the information of the pepper tree, then used Great Magical Power to transplant it to a single world.
This world, influenced by the Single Heavenly Dao, had all living beings unwilling and unable to procreate offspring.
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