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Chapter 237 Fu Xi at Qingqiu Academy_2


"Teacher, teacher!"

A voice called out urgently.

"What's going on?"

Fu Xi walked out of the quiet room and saw a group of little foxes dressed as students, clutching scriptures.

Seeing that Fu Xi had come out, the little ones excitedly called out, "Teacher!"

"Teacher, Ze's Eyes of Golden Flame had a mishap, can you take a look?" a soft, gentle voice called out, and a Goddess appeared holding a child.

The Goddess had bright, expressive eyes, a gentle temperament, and an elegant posture.

As soon as she appeared, information about the Goddess flashed in Fu Xi's mind.

The ruler of Qingqiu, Shenxiao Divine Lady, Nine-tailed Heavenly Fox—Xiaoxiao.

And "myself" seemed to be a teacher she had hired.

When Xiaoxiao walked up to Fu Xi holding a young boy, the boy had his eyes tightly shut, his face flushed, seemingly resistant to see the teacher, and kept snuggling into Xiaoxiao's arms.

"My Eyes of Golden Flame were refined according to the teacher's scriptures, there were no mishaps, it was clearly successful!"

Eyes of Golden Flame?

Fu Xi laughed, "Then tell me what effect you refined."

The boy proudly lifted his head and said, "My eyes gleam with golden light and can emit Samadhi True Fire!"

"Then why does the ruler say you had a mishap?"

The boy instantly fell silent.

He blushed, snuggled further into Xiaoxiao's arms, and mumbled, "Because every time I use Eyes of Golden Flame, my vision deteriorates so badly I can't even see the road!"

Hearing the boy's explanation made the little foxes laugh uproariously.

"Ze, you're so funny, you refined Eyes of Golden Flame and ended up blinding yourself," a little fox laughed exaggeratedly.

You Suze immediately got annoyed and retorted, "Chen, don't laugh at me, dare you show the teacher your artifact refining results!"

The boy named "Chen" snorted coldly, "Why wouldn't I dare?"

He extended his palm, divine light gleaming, forming the shape of an Alchemy Furnace.

"I was inspired by the teacher's idle talk and refined this Fubao Refining Furnace!"

You Suchen explained, "As long as you put Spirit Grass into it, this Fubao Refining Furnace can automatically refine 'Anti-hair Loss Pills.' Put in Qingqiu Jade, and it can refine a 'Gouqi Insulated Cup.'"

"Using the Gouqi Insulated Cup to hold Spiritual Spring, then consuming 'Anti-hair Loss Pills,' drink it a hundred times, the consumer can refine into the 'Acquired Blessing Holy Body.'"

"The 'Acquired Blessing Holy Body' possesses traits like single-minded focus, unwavering concentration, and a fearless dedication to hardship. It feels like having divine assistance in cultivation!"

"Moreover, the Acquired Blessing Holy Body has another unique trait."

You Suchen looked at Fu Xi, proudly saying, "While cultivating, a barcode gradually forms on the top of their heads. Every ninety-nine years, this barcode automatically deducts sixty percent of the Holy Body's cultivation to be handed over to their superior!"

"Why give the cultivation to the superior?" Fu Xi asked.

"To let the superior hold it for you, of course," You Suchen said matter-of-factly. "According to proper organizational rules, every ninety-nine years, surrendering sixty percent of your cultivation to your superior, then earning their favor— isn't that a blessing?"

Fu Xi's face darkened after hearing this.

What kind of blessing is this?

So young and you've learned nothing useful, what exactly have you been learning?

Don't ever mention you were taught by me when you go outside!

You Suchen looked up at Fu Xi, his round, cute face showing an expectant expression, "Teacher, how do you find my artifact refining result?"

"In the future, give it to enemies, then trick them into an organization to exploit them while boosting your own cultivation!"

Give it to enemies?

Well, it seems, hmm... there is a certain logic to it.

[I think I know whose dream this is now] A small smile appeared on Fu Xi's face as he patted You Suchen's head, "Your artifact refining idea is good, Teacher will help you perfect it."

"Great!" You Suchen was all smiles, eagerly handing over his artifact refining results.

"Teacher, teacher, can you help me perfect my artifact refining result?" a little girl with a beautiful, doll-like face took out a Jade Seal from her sleeve.

"I refined a Beauty Flipping Seal."

You Su Qing'er held the Jade Seal with both hands, her eyes sparkling, "My Beauty Flipping Seal can alter other people's appearances."

"In my vision, the Beauty Flipping Seal has ten levels of beauty effects, creating a strong contrast in the enemy's appearance before and after, which could potentially shake their Dao Heart!"

"Teacher, teacher, I also have a Salted Fish Fork! One stab and it can force the enemy into salted fish mode, making them choose to lie down and do nothing."

"Mine is the Foodie Hammer. One hammer and the enemy turns into a pile of delicacies!"

"And mine, mine is the Fox Tail Heavenly Sword. Teacher said 'No constant form for techniques, no constant shape for water,' so I think 'Foxes can also have no constant shape,' and I can transform my tail into a Heavenly Sword and shoot it out!"

"Like this!" A little fox recited the True Technique, her tail instantly detaching from her body, swirling in the air, turning into nine Heavenly Swords.

Fu Xi watched the little foxes demonstrate their creations, his mouth twitching again and again.

Fu Xi could now see clearly, each student at Qingqiu Academy was a genius in their own way!

No wonder it was a place where Xuanqing had once stayed.

"Teacher, I also learned how to card bugs!" A little fox with pure eyes shyly smiled at Fu Xi.

"How do you card bugs?" Fu Xi looked over.

"Like this!" The little fox snapped its fingers.

Snap!

Suddenly, Fu Xi pixelated and disappeared.

"Wow!"

"Che, you're amazing, you made the teacher disappear!" The other little foxes looked at the boy Che with admiration.

[Che] had a panicked expression, "I was aiming to summon a scripture, I didn't mean to card the teacher into a bug!"

"Huh?" the little foxes exclaimed.

[Qingqiu Ruler] Xiaoxiao slightly smiled, patting boy Che's head:

"Don't worry, just reverse-engineer the divine skill and bring the teacher back."

"But... but I haven't learned how to fix bugs!" [Che] was on the verge of tears.

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[Heavenly Emperor, your dream really caught me off guard!] Fu Xi gradually pulled himself out of the pixelated state, fixing the bug himself.

"And you, Old Dream, you really seized the opportunity!"

Fu Xi looked at the Dream Demon God in front of him with a faint smile.

"Alas, it's a pity, I got a bit anxious and couldn't take you out in one go," the Dream Demon God said regretfully.

Everything at Qingqiu Academy had amazed him.

Seeing the students' bizarre research results, he decisively seized the opportunity, planning to use a bug to eliminate Fu Xi.

"Old Dream, you didn't take me out this time, so now you should be prepared to get taken out by me!"

Just as the Dream Demon God sighed, Fu Xi smiled and brought out several Spiritual Treasures.

Fubao Refining Furnace, Beauty Flipping Seal, Salted Fish Fork, Foodie Hammer...

These were the Spiritual Treasures the little foxes had handed to Fu Xi for perfection.

The Dream Demon God's eyebrows furrowed, and he retreated silently.

[Devouring, I'm pulling you into the dream to help you out of your dilemma!]

[Damn it, why did you take so long to save me?!] The Devouring Demon God rejoiced.

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ps: "Classic of Mountains and Seas·Southern Mountains": "Another three hundred li east, called Qingqiu Mountain, its sunny side rich in jade, its shady side full of green ores. There is a beast like a fox with nine tails, whose sound resembles that of an infant."

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