This primordial world is not serious!

Chapter 235 Lao Meng: The local gods of the Primordial are so unserious!


"Lao Meng, you've been caught. Come with us."

The Fire Star Ying Huo Supreme, Yuan Huang, smiled towards the Dream Demon God. She wore the Divine Fire Star Crown on her head, Red Shoes on her feet, a Cloud and Mist Robe on her body, and held a Jade Scroll in one hand while a Red Gold Sword hung at her waist, along with a Flame Ring.

The gods of Taiwei Constellation had mobilized together to capture the Chaos Demon God. This was a job.

Since it was working hours, naturally, they had to wear their uniforms.

This was Luo Hou's strong demand.

"And who might you be?" The Dream Demon God's gaze swept over the faces of the gods of Taiwei Constellation, finally settling on Xuanqing, Luo Hou, Taishang, and Fu Xi.

Only these four were worthy of His attention.

Wearing a polite smile, the Wood Star Venerable, Fu Xi, elegantly rolled up his sleeves and said:

"We are the gods of Taiwei Constellation. We're here to give you a warm welcome."

"I've just refined a batch of Nine Revolutions Soul Revival Pills. Would you like to try one, Daoist?" The Purple Qi Venerable, Taishang, took out a Purple Gold Gourd and shook it.

"If you have any last words, say them quickly." In contrast to Fu Xi and Taishang's gentle demeanor, the Hidden Star Luo Hou Venerable was undoubtedly much colder.

He wore a Mo Yu Star Crown on his head, Black Boots on his feet, a Pure Xuan Auspicious Cloud Robe on his body, held a Jade Scroll in one hand, and a Black Gold Sword hung at his waist, along with a Deep Abyss Ring.

This set of divine attire exuded a severe dignity, making him look very serious.

Xuanqing sized up the Dream Demon God and then nodded seriously: "Not bad, the appearance is good. Let's capture Him and build a Heavenly Prison to imprison major criminals in the future."

"Actually, transforming Him into a dreamland spirit field isn't a bad idea either," the Earth Star Town Star Venerable, Zhen Yuanzi, said accordingly. This time, he had not indulged in any performative art but had arrived solemnly in divine attire.

Zhen Yuanzi's eyes shone with anticipation, "Planting some flowers and plants using the Dream Demon God, they should grow pretty well!"

"Isn't it a waste to just transform such a great Demon God into a spirit field?"

The Age Star Venerable, Ancestor Dragon, pondered and said, "In a dream world, desires become reality. If I imagine three thousand Ruishui Rivers, can Lao Meng make it happen?"

The Moon Bright Taiyin Supreme, Wang Shu, shook his head: "I think it's better to open a Demon God farm to experiment with nurturing Great Dao."

The gods of Taiwei Constellation's eyes brightened: "A Demon God farm? Interesting!"

A Heavenly Prison, a spirit field, three thousand Ruishui Rivers, a farm?

What are all these?

What kind of gods are you from Taiwei Constellation?

Do you guys even take this seriously!!

Seeing the gods of Taiwei Constellation with their eyes aglow, the Dream Demon God's expression darkened slightly: "Do you really think you have me for sure?"

"Then you are underestimating us Chaos Demon Gods too much!"

Holding the Dream Dao Heavenly Sword, the Dream Demon God lightly swung forward. Endless laws shimmered, and boundless brilliance erupted.

He coldly looked at the gods of Taiwei Constellation: "You are not Dream Dao cultivators, and this is not your dream realm. All of you—get—out!"

Rumble!!

In the sky, thunder roared as countless lightning bolts, like silver snakes and electric pythons, tilted downward, enveloping the gods of Taiwei Constellation in endless light.

"You gods of Taiwei Constellation are all void gods, fabricated beings. You cannot appear in this dream realm."

The Dream Demon God, mastering the Great Dream Dao Fruit, could fully cultivate in a single thought and determine the falsehood with a single word in the dream world.

He now defined the gods of Taiwei Constellation as "void" and "fabricated," causing the bodies of Zhen Yuanzi, Taiyi, Ancestor Dragon, and others to instantly become illusory, and they were about to be ejected from the dream realm.

Only Xuanqing, Luo Hou, Taishang, and Fu Xi, these four Great Da Luo Existences, possessing eternal and free characteristics, could remain stable in the dream world even if they were not Dream Dao cultivators.

"Daoist, you have completely misunderstood," Xuanqing reached out and adjusted the Dark Star Crown, which immediately radiated endless light. Infinite Xuanhuang Merit gathered, transforming into a radiant cover that fixed Zhen Yuanzi and the others in place.

At the same time, Zhen Yuanzi, Ancestor Dragon, Yuan Huang, Wang Shu, and others each had a seed sprouting in their hands, instantly transforming into fiery otherworldly flowers.

The Other Shore Flowers?

The Dream Demon God recognized these.

"If reality is this shore and dreams are the other shore, holding this Other Shore Dao Seed allows us to reside in dreams and become dream beings."

The Void Bright Moon Beishang Venerable Ming River, hugging the Killing Sword, smiled at the Dream Demon God, "How about it, familiar with this item? We specifically went to another dream realm to find your old friend."

"We have no intention of underestimating you, Daoist."

"To deal with you, I specifically called everyone here, afraid that we couldn't contain you."

The Fire Star Ying Huo Supreme, Yuan Huang, flashed an Immortal Light in her hand, the Southern Bright Fire flickered, condensing into a treasure fan.

Taiyi took out an Emperor Bell, Wang Shu produced a Bright Moon Treasure Mirror, Zhen Yuanzi flipped open an Earth Book, Zhun Ti drew out a White Emperor's Sword, and Ancestor Dragon unfurled a golden Dharma Decree.

The gods of Taiwei Constellation advanced, surrounding the Dream Demon God tightly: "The last time all the gods of Taiwei Constellation mobilized together was to deal with the Illusion Demon God."

"Daoist, we are giving you due importance!"

Four Great Da Luo Supremes, seven top-notch Taiyi Supremes—a luxurious lineup dedicated solely to suppressing the Dream Demon God.

Jieyin watched and shook his head repeatedly, sweating for Lao Meng.

However, the Dream Demon God remained calm and unhurried.

In the Chaos Era, what great winds and waves hadn't He experienced?

Only four Great Da Luo Supremes? It wasn't as if Pangu himself had descended!

Moreover, this was a dream, his own domain. How could the Dream Demon God show fear?

"If we met outside, I might avoid you, but in the dream world, let you Primordial gods see the power of Dream Dao!"

The familiar line made Jieyin glance over.

In the next moment, infinite brilliant radiance swallowed all His sight.

Eternal brilliance, endless splendor.

Only light remained, overwhelming any other object.

Boundless brilliance shone through the spacetime, covering all directions, past, and future.

The Dream Demon God's figure gradually turned illusory, and a pair of pale golden eyes showed a hint of a smile.

"Everyone, sweet dreams!"

Wooo~~

The light of the dream swallowed the figures of the gods.

The Other Shore Flower in the hands of the gods of Taiwei Constellation quietly flickered.

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Ancestor Dragon had a dream, a long, long dream.

In the dream, He wandered through the All Heavens, unaffected by any Power of Time, and no cause and effect could touch Him.

He could freely travel in the river of time, fearlessly enlightening the Dao Fruits of innate gods in the endless spacetime.

One day, He realized Himself, the Great Dao Through Profound.

Just as Ancestor Dragon was about to step out of the river of time and transcendentally prove the Dao, a giant hand, like a cage, suddenly reached out from the boundless spacetime and grabbed Him so that He couldn't break free no matter what!

"Hehe, this time I have a feast!"

Peculiar laughter echoed through the All Heavens: "What transcendence, what proving the Dao, it's all fake."

"You are nothing but my livestock!"

No!!!

"My fate is determined by me, not by the heavens!"

Ancestor Dragon shouted, making a final stand against the mastermind.

A great battle erupted.

The dragon fought wildly, its blood dark yellow.

Then... the dream shattered.

"Where am I?" Ancestor Dragon opened his eyes in a daze, feeling a strange familiarity from the dream.

Eh? The Other Shore Flower!

Ancestor Dragon looked at his palm, where the Other Shore Flower gifted by Meng Wuyou had transformed into a Talisman, engraved on his palm.

"Dream?" Ancestor Dragon suddenly realized He was powerless, like an ordinary being.

His heart sank, carefully surveying his surroundings.

Ancestor Dragon found Himself in a courtyard, in front of an ancient warm pavilion with half-closed red carved doors and windows.

He gently pushed open the door, and a faint woody fragrance wafted over.

The interior was elegantly furnished, a screen stood on one side, painted with an ink drawing of a dragon stranded in shallow waters.

In one corner, an ancient bronze incense burner quietly burned, its gentle smoke rising, filling the space with a serene atmosphere.

No matter how Ancestor Dragon looked, He felt the smoke resembled a true dragon soaring skyward.

But this wisp of smoke could never leave the warm pavilion.

Paintings of divine dragons awaiting the final touch hung on the walls.

Intricate patterns adorned the pavilion's window lattice, through which sunlight formed dappled light and shadow on the floor.

On close inspection, the light spots resembled dragon scales.

A subtle rustling sound came from behind the screen.

"Who's there?" Ancestor Dragon growled, then his eyes sharpened.

A graceful silhouette appeared behind the screen, seemingly startled by the growl, covering her mouth in fright, trembling uncontrollably.

Soon, light sobbing came from behind the screen.

Ancestor Dragon sneered: "Lao Meng, are you testing a True Dragon with this? Which True Dragon can't pass your test?"

"Do you know who spread the Joyful Union Great Dao across All Heavens and Myriads of Worlds?"

"Do you know it was because of whom the Joyful Union Sect, Hehuan Valley, Hehuan Building were founded in endless worlds?"

"Do you know why there are countless legends of the three thousand Ruishui Rivers in the Primordial Infinite Heavens?"

Ancestor Dragon listed His accomplishments, ending with a jab at the Dream Demon God: "An old shut-in god from the Chaos Era who never went wild and got slashed silly by Pangu, an outdated relic who's never seen the world."

"What era is this? Still making demure, delicate women? Trying to trap who!"

"Even the Enchanting Demon ladies are more suited to me."

Ancestor Dragon added: "You should vary your styles a bit—heroic and valiant, shy and charming, domineering and gentle, sweet and salty..."

"Three thousand Ruishui Rivers are more complex than your three thousand Demon Gods. You, a Chaos relic, wouldn't understand."

Ancestor Dragon spewed his complaints into the void.

Finally, He sighed: "With your level, you should go back to the Chaos Era. Don't embarrass yourself in the Primordial True Realm."

"Even the seaweed in Primordial knows more about current trends than you."

Without looking at what was behind the screen, Ancestor Dragon pushed open the door to leave.

The next moment, His vision blurred.

When He reopened His eyes, Ancestor Dragon found Himself in a Divine Palace.

Beauties all around—Goddesses, Fairies, each more charming than the last... Endless Ruishui Rivers appeared before Him.

Perhaps provoked by Ancestor Dragon's top-tier ridicule, the Dream Demon God brought forth all three thousand Ruishui beauties Ancestor Dragon described.

"Hey, now this is more like it!"

"You've finally got it!"

Ancestor Dragon beamed with delight.

Just when the Dream Demon God thought Ancestor Dragon was about to pounce on these beauties, He furrowed His brows: "Hey, Lao Meng, your craftsmanship's off!"

"This one, this one, and this one aren't perfect enough."

Following Ancestor Dragon's instructions, the Dream Demon God changed a few beauties, making them even more flawless.

Ancestor Dragon's eyes lit up: "Yes! Yes! This is right!"

"This Empress isn't lively enough, adjust her again!"

"This beauty's too gentle, make her more valiant."

"And, and..."

"Ah, Lao Meng, you truly are a genius of Joyful Union Great Dao!"

Whatever Ancestor Dragon taught, the Dream Demon God created.

Before long, Ancestor Dragon was immersed in the dream world.

Seeing Ancestor Dragon lost in the dream, the Dream Demon God hidden in the shadows coldly snorted.

"Hmph, you brat, you dare to scold me!"

What Joyful Union Great Dao, three thousand Ruishui Rivers... Proud of what?

This god can learn it in no time!

As the Dream Demon God, adapting Ancestor Dragon's demands, trapped Him in the dream, ready to seize His Dao Fruit and devour His strength...

In the dream, Ancestor Dragon smiled and praised: "Lao Meng, congratulations, you've been successfully taught. You're a qualified Enchanting Demon now!"

Ancestor Dragon's voice suddenly carried a mysterious Great Dao power, instantly empowering Himself.

The Dream Demon God, unable to resist, transformed.

The nurturing Great Dao bore initial success!

The Dream Demon God awoke in shock.

Damn, I fell for it!

The native gods of the Primordial are too cunning!!

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