This primordial world is not serious!

Chapter 132: Collective Suicide Pangu Chops Away!


The three brothers had an immersive experience of Heaven Creation, enjoying the "correction" of Pangu and reaping great benefits.

But the aftereffects were significant.

By the time Xuanqing called Wuyou, Wangchuan, and Ming River to the Seven Fei Heavenly Palace, Jing Yao Venerable was still sprawled over the desk, moaning and groaning.

The Green Bull was totally anxious, circling around Jing Yao and mooing by his side to call out to him.

Daoist Lord Yu Chen lay comfortably while the little Duobao looked on with concern, pinching two Enlightenment Tea Leaves and constantly bringing them to the Daoist's lips.

"Hey, you're too clumsy, that's not how Enlightenment Tea Leaves are supposed to be used."

A childish voice cried out, and a green figure flew out from Meng Wuyou's sleeve and landed in front of Duobao.

Although the Enlightenment Tea Tree was just a sapling, it towered over Duobao, looking down at the anxious Duobao and said with a feigned maturity, "Is an Innate Spirit Root such an inconvenient thing?"

"The effects of Enlightenment Tea Leaves aren't only experienced when eaten, you see."

As it spoke, a green leaf from the "head" of the Enlightenment Tea Tree floated out, its surface etched with endless Daoist reasonings and rules, forming the shape of a bell.

The Enlightenment Tea Leaf fluttered in the air like an elegant butterfly dancing gracefully, gradually shedding flickering light that spread outward and gathered in the void, without end.

With the principles and rules represented by this Enlightenment Tea Leaf being activated, a bell-shaped phantom emerged amidst the hazy light in the hall.

Dong~~

The light tolling and melodious bell sound spread throughout the Heavenly Palace, the sequences of bell sounds resonating like the melody of the Great Dao, as if they pierced through endless time and space and dimensions, meeting the soul at this moment, cleansing all worries and pains and leaving only a sense of clarity, calming the mind, and pacifying the spirit.

"How is it?"

After a round of bell sounds, only tranquility and peace remained in the Heavenly Palace.

Although Jing Yao and Yu Chen seemed to have no reaction, it didn't stop the Enlightenment Tea Tree from being complacent and proudly saying to Duobao, "Now you've learned, right?"

"Innate treasures are very convenient. Each of my leaves represents different Daoist principles and reasonings; you need to delve into their mysteries."

Duobao looked up at the Enlightenment Tea Tree and then looked down at the leaves in its hands.

One leaf was etched with the pattern of a sickle, another with the pattern of a hammer.

Duobao nodded.

Understood!

A bright divine light shone, and a phantom shadow of crossing sickle and axe appeared in front of Duobao.

Endless profound meanings evolved a surging murderous aura, with the two illusory Divine Weapons seemingly ready to attack Daoist Lord Yu Chen.

Daoist Lord Yu Chen opened his eyes suddenly and sat up.

"It's okay, Duobao, I'm fine now," said Daoist Lord Yu Chen, grabbing the two malicious Enlightenment Tea Leaves and swallowing them.

Duobao, who came close to achieving a disastrous feat, saw Daoist Lord Yu Chen indeed get up and was beside himself with excitement.

"Duobao, Duobao!" Duobao glanced at the Enlightenment Tea Tree and then pointed to Daoist Lord Yu Chen, the joy overflowing.

"Be calm, stay calm," the Enlightenment Tea Tree postured, maintaining an unperturbed demeanor.

The little Green Bull, seeing this, brightened up.

It spat out a leaf from its mouth, adorned with the pattern of a Divine Mountain.

Boom! A phantom Divine Mountain appeared.

"A'Niu, are you trying to suppress your master?" exclaimed Jing Yao Venerable, sitting up straight and lifting the Green Bull, staring into its eyes.

Instead of being scared, the Green Bull excitedly mooed at the Enlightenment Tea Tree.

Translated, it probably meant: Divine healer, truly a divine healer!

The Enlightenment Tea Tree, receiving gratitude from Duobao and A'Niu, enjoyed it thoroughly.

"You have now learned the wonderful uses of an Innate treasure."

"Here, a little gift for you. Take a good look at it later."

The Enlightenment Tea Tree generously handed them each ten leaves.

Duobao and A'Niu didn't refuse and accepted them happily.

[Duobao, he doesn't really think we're silly, does he?]

[A'Niu, he's a good tree, a treasure all over, we must work hard.]

[Hehe, tease him?]

[No, we must learn from my master, exchange sincerity with sincerity!]

[Okay, then let's be sincere! I, A'Niu, am the most sincere.]

Both Divine Beasts were completely-made figurines by Nuwa using Three Light Divine Water and Innate Soil, not only alive but also wise, born with innate knowledge.

In just a moment, Meng Wuyou found that his little tree was being flattered by Duobao and the Green Bull to the point of confusion.

Meng Wuyou shook his head.

Jing Yao Venerable watched the three with a chuckle, "Truly energetic."

Yu Chen looked at Xuanqing, "Daoist Brother, you recovered in no time, impressive!"

Xuanqing nonchalantly brewed himself a tea: "If you go a few more times, you could do the same."

Yu Chen was tempted, glancing at the Evil Mirror platform next to him but eventually shook his head, "Let's take a break first."

"All three of you entered the Dao Realm world together?" Ming River asked thoughtfully.

Xuanqing nodded, "Yes. Not only did we go together, but we also encountered a change."

Ming River, who did not enjoy the taste of Enlightenment Tea, asked Xuanqing for a different drink.

Yellow Spring Water with Other Shore Flowers, that's the taste of home.

Ming River picked up the cup and took a sip, thoroughly enjoying himself.

"The things of the Netherworld are best left to the gods of the Netherworld, Luo Hou would not enjoy this taste, what a pity," Ming River genuinely felt sorry for Luo Hou, to not know how to enjoy the good things.

Jing Yao Venerable and Yu Chen did not speak but silently sipped the Enlightenment Tea.

How can gods of the Yang Realm enjoy such things from the Underworld?

Xuanqing briefly shared his experience of enlightenment with Ming River and the others.

Meng Wuyou's eyes curved like crescents, attentive with interest, "You really are true brothers, even going back to the Chaos Era to cause mischief!"

Wangchuan nodded, "I think maybe Pangu God saw the mischief-making ability of our master, which is why he specifically projected that era of Chaos."

"How did we get sliced by Pangu God as well?" Ming River recalled his last scream, which was deeply etched in his memory.

With one strike of Pangu's axe, everything was split asunder.

Xuanqing looked at Wuyou, Ming River, and Wangchuan, thinking of a reason, "You were all cultivating just now, weren't you?"

The three gods came to a realization.

They looked at each other and then, in unison, they uttered three words: "Enlightenment Technique!"

"Lord's Enlightenment Technique, we all know it!"

Wangchuan excitedly said, "I was sleeping while cultivating in the Naihe Realm when I vaguely felt as if I was being chopped. It's very likely I unconsciously used the Enlightenment Technique."

Meng Wuyou's beautiful eyes flickered: "I was in the Dream World at the time, attempting to reach out to the Dream Demon God."

Ming River nodded, "I was practicing suicide at the time. When I was on the brink of life and death, I felt something, and then I was struck by an axe."

Upon hearing this, the gods all turned their gaze towards the Blood Sea.

Hmm, the Blood Sea had risen a bit more.

Jing Yao Venerable said, "So, you're saying that because we all used the same technique at the same time, we all received the Pangu's Axe Light?"

Daoist Lord Yu Chen nodded, "The three of us triggered this projection of the Chaos Era. Therefore, we had greater autonomy, and the impressions were the most profound. Likewise, we were the ones most brutally chopped."

"What if we try again, all entering together?" Wangchuan, inspired, turned his gaze towards the Evil Mirror.

Everyone's gaze followed to the Evil Mirror.

"It's worth a try," Jing Yao Venerable was eager.

"Wait, let me ask first, just to confirm," Xuanqing said to halt them.

He first contacted Creation Green Lotus via the chat group in the Palace of Darkness.

[Other Shore Great Power]: "Qing Lian, are you there?"

[Qing Lian]: "I am!"

[Other Shore Great Power]: "Have you encountered anything out of the ordinary recently, something that's deeply engraved in your memory?"

[Qing Lian]: "Eh... what does the president refer to?"

[Other Shore Great Power]: "Like being chased and hacked by some great god, for instance."

[Qing Lian] sent a startled emoji.

Then replied, "President, I'm behaving well, don't scare me."

[Other Shore Great Power]: "Good to hear that. Don't wander around outside for a while, there are more and more improper gods in the Primordial nowadays. Just a friendly reminder."

[Qing Lian]: "I see, thank you for the reminder, president. I'll obediently hide."

[Other Shore Great Power]: "Very good. Here's a reward for you."

Creation Green Lotus received a Qi Fortune Fortune Bag from the Other Shore Great Power.

Amidst Qing Lian's words of thanks, Xuanqing then contacted Yang Mei.

"Old man Liu, are you there?"

"I'm busy, what is it?"

"Have you been affectionately greeted by the Pangu God recently?"

"… Why curse me when I haven't done you any wrong?"

Xuanqing continued to contact the next suspect.

"Demon Ancestor, are you there?"

"How dare you contact me!"

The resentment of the Demon Ancestor surged directly along the causal thread, extremely terrifying.

"… Goodbye, Demon Ancestor!"

Xuanqing hurriedly cut off the communication.

He then reached out to Nuwa, Fu Xi, Ancestor Dragon… and got negative responses.

"It seems, indeed only a few of us have entered that projection of the Chaos Era," Xuanqing said.

"Then..."

Everyone turned to look at the Evil Realm.

"Let's go together!" Xuanqing decided.

They split into three groups, each pair refining a breath of Demon God and entered the Dao Realm together.

Moments later.

"Ah!!!!"

All six divine beings wailed collectively.

"The environment has changed, but Pangu's Axe is the same!" Jing Yao Venerable felt as if his soul was being cleansed by the Pangu Axe Light, the pain making the corners of his mouth twitch.

"Again!"

Three breaths later.

"Pain! Pangu, I'll kill you!" Ming River's face twisted fiercely.

Daoist Lord Yu Chen still had some memory of it: "The time point has moved forward. Pangu God is now in his middle age."

"Keep trying!" Xuanqing was determined to keep up with Pangu, taking out the Three-Life Stone and trying to lock onto the time point.

Boom!

The Heaven Creation scene emerged again, Pangu swinging his axe at a youngster.

"Again!"

The six great gods from the Seven Fei Heavenly Palace took a short break and continued to try.

They entered the Enlightenment World over and over again, screaming pitifully as they enjoyed the correction from Pangu God.

This left the three little ones stunned.

Green Bull looked at Duobao: "Has old master become addicted to cultivation?"

Duobao nodded, "Likely, this is the charm of Pangu God."

"Brother Tree what do you say... eh? Where is Brother Tree?" Duobao turned his head; Enlightenment Tea Tree had vanished.

Upon closer look, they found Enlightenment Tea Tree quietly sneaking out of Seven Fei Heavenly Palace.

"Brother Tree, where are you going?" Green Bull called out mooing.

Enlightenment Tea Tree stiffened, then turned into a streak of light speeding towards the sky, fleeing even faster.

"If I don't run now, my leaves will be swindled by you two soon!"

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