The Most Random System

Chapter 266: There must be no restrictions when offering a helping hand


Zhou Baowei's mouth twitched, but he sighed and looked at Wang Yuhui: "Hello, I am the one forcing you, damn it."

Wang Ze let out a long breath.

Thankfully, I realized in time, or else I would have become the one forcing.

Wang Yuhui visibly trembled all over, and even the sound of his teeth chattering could be heard while he spoke: "What are you, you, you here for?"

"You wouldn't still be holding onto some delusion, would you? What do you think we're here for? What else could we be here for?" Bao Wei, from the combo, stepped forward, smiling but through gritted teeth: "You thieving dog scumbag taking others' delivery? Hmm?"

Then, Bai Bufan also stepped forward, took a deep breath, bowed at a ninety-degree angle, and stretched out a hand to Wang Yuhui, his face slightly flushed as he said, "Wang Tongxue, please let me date your mom! I'm begging you! I promise I will treat her well!"

Wang Yuhui: "?"

Then Wang Yuhui realized—

High emotional intelligence: Let me date your mom.

Low emotional intelligence: *Cursing your mom.*

"I didn't steal the delivery!" Ignoring Bai Bufan's confession, Wang Yuhui frantically glanced around while retorting sharply.

"Then what's this on your desk." Lin Li walked over, picked up a clean packaging bag and the receipt next to it, and smiled: "Buddy, I heard from your roommate that your surname is Wang, not Lin."

"I, I took it by mistake."

Just like a culprit in Conan, Wang Yuhui began a futile last-ditch struggle.

"Alright, if you took it by mistake, then you should have your own delivery order records, right? Come on, show them to me, maybe I'll change my surname to yours."

Watching Wang Yuhui's pretentious act of pulling out his phone, Lin Li just felt amused.

Hearing rustling sounds, Lin Li turned his head and frowned: "Hey, Bao Wei, chill. Save digging through trash till we're back. We're in front of other classmates now; leave us some dignity."

Zhou Baowei, caught rummaging through the trash with chopsticks: "..."

"Don't outright assume my nickname is forcing! And I'm not rummaging the trash, look what I've found! Damn, this is my delivery bag; my receipt is right on it, Detective Mr. Zhou! Damn, turns out you're a habitual offender."

After revealing his discovery, Zhou Baowei angrily threw his chopsticks into the trash bin and looked at Wang Yuhui with eyes full of fire.

Finally, he can avenge yesterday's grievance.

He wants to avenge the big lunch he lost yesterday!

"Found your order number or not?" Lin Li watched Wang Yuhui and pressed him.

Like someone with Parkinson's, there's no way Wang Yuhui has an order number; he's just messing with the phone, and caught red-handed, he reluctantly bore a flattering smile:

"Guys, I'm really sorry; how much was the delivery? Can I compensate you now?"

"Oh, delivery's nothing much, no rush to compensate; let's go chat with the teacher first." Lin Li's smile was bright and warm as he said this to Wang Yuhui.

"No!" Wang Yuhui suddenly shouted.

"Don't tell the teacher, I'm begging you; I shouldn't have stolen the delivery; I know I was wrong, let's settle this privately." Hearing Lin Li's intention, Wang Yuhui turned pale; if this spreads, how would he continue living at Nansang Middle School?

"It's not about knowing you were wrong; you just realized you're doomed."

Bai Bufan said with a chuckle, hearing that.

"Sorry, we won't settle privately." Lin Li nodded in agreement too.

"I can give you more money, double, triple, no, five times; I'll give each of you a hundred bucks! Please, don't tell the teacher!" Wang Yuhui's voice had a crying tone as he tried to grab Lin Li's hand, but Lin Li avoided it.

"This sort of good thing?" Wang Ze's eyes brightened.

Came to watch the drama, and could earn a hundred bucks? A windfall.

But then Wang Ze felt the death glare from the trio.

"Combo, now's not the time for you to speak."

"Sorry, handsome, forcing, people, don't mind me; you three carry on." Wang Ze maintained an awkward yet polite smile, gesturing for them to continue.

"I'm really sorry, we don't plan to extort; we just want you to face the consequences you should, there's no chance to settle privately, even if you brought out a million." Lin Li calmly refused.

If he really brings out a million, let's discuss that later.

The system task requires ensuring the delivery thief faces the punishment he deserves, and just compensating won't likely satisfy the system.

As for Bufan and Bao Wei, if they accept the 100 privately, I'll pay out of my own pocket later.

"No, please, don't tell the teacher, just let me go this time..."

Realizing Lin Li's firm determination, Wang Yuhui switched targets, crying as he looked at Bai Bufan.

"Crying? Crying is on the clock." Bai Bufan immediately backed away, preventing this guy from rubbing his snot and tears on him, then sneered, "Pleading with us is useless; plead with the teacher instead."

He and Zhou Baowei naturally supported Lin Li's decision.

Just earlier at the door, they heard from Lin Li about Wang Yuhui's self-dialogue.

This guy is like a large item at a rookie courier station, barcode scanned but unpaid, ready to be shipped.

A touch of innate rogue, loves to antagonize society, mere compensation really is too lenient for him.

"Don't cry your damn eyes out; why didn't you cry when you were stealing deliveries, do you need us to drag you along?"

Wang Ze, irritated and disdainful, stepped forward at this moment, trying to pull up Wang Yuhui, planning to drag him away directly.

Although this analogy might be inappropriate, it's like: if you're afraid, don't cheat, and if you cheat, don't be afraid; if Wang Yuhui just owned up, he could still be pure in a Sima way, but now crying for mercy after being caught is disgusting and revolting in a Sima sense, and Wang Ze really despises it.

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