Xiaojing, even though I don't know when you'll be released, please don't call me after you're out. I'm afraid the class monitor might misunderstand.
Lin Li suddenly clutched his chest and half-knelt on the ground.
"What's wrong?" Chen Yu Ying, who initially had a smile on her face, immediately stepped forward with concern and asked.
"Sorry, I just forgot to breathe." Lin Li tilted his face up, his Adam's apple bobbing in the sunlight, and said with a smile.
Chen Yu Ying: "..."
"Idiot." Chen Yu Ying, helpless and amused, curled her fingers from above and finally gave a light tap on Lin Li's head.
"Just one tap?" After waiting for a while without anything else happening, Lin Li looked up confused, "Monitor, I think announcing it at midnight is too early, right? Ding Sihan and the others might not be asleep yet. How about tapping twice more, and I'll sneak to your dormitory at three in the morning to study with you."
"That's not the implication at all!" Chen Yu Ying was momentarily stunned and then tapped her own forehead twice with the back of her hand, saying with a headache.
Got it.
The monitor will actively come to find me at two in the morning to study, no need for me to find her.
Looking forward to it.
By the way, isn't this upwards view considered a death angle? But it still looks so good.
Do these legs actually look longer than mine because of the proportion?
Can play around for years.
"Lin Li, you're not Sun Wukong. How could the Great Saint be as lecherous as you? You can only be Pigsy." She laughed and took two steps back when noticing his gaze blatantly following the line of her legs, making a crisp sound as her heel struck the ground, "Alright, Lin Li, you better hurry up and get registered."
Lin Li stood up, stretched lazily, and before leaving the class stronghold, said to Chen Yu Ying:
"Monitor, do you really think that Brother Monkey, after subduing the Seven Fairy Maidens, did nothing?"
"Friendly reminder, Brother Monkey jumped out from a stone, there are seven Seven Fairy Maidens, and also seven Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers can turn into a stone mountain."
"I won't say more, those who understand will understand, those who don't will not get it even if I explain. Monitor, don't ask either, the stakes are too high, saying it won't benefit you, I can only say it's deep water, the information online has been deleted, so I can only say those who understand will understand, those who don't, well, there's nothing to be done."
After saying this, Lin Li, the Zhihu expert and industry insider, left dashingly.
Chen Yu Ying: "?"
Then Chen Yu Ying couldn't help but worry a little, with such wild rumors, can Lin Li's head withstand the blow of a thirteen thousand five hundred kilograms heavy stick?
But now there's a problem that might need resolving, Chen Yu Ying said with a smile:
"Lin Li, where are you walking to? The registration is not that way! You're going the wrong way! Didn't you look at the location map?"
Lin Li, of course, wouldn't admit it: "The Earth is round, this is a real-world validation of the Earth's curvature."
"Tsk—"
"Really leaving, make sure to cheer me on later, by the way, by the way, Monitor, it's cheering with a wavy line, cheer me on~, you know what I mean?" Lin Li checked his phone to confirm the location while winking at Chen Yu Ying.
"I won't~"
...
By the time Lin Li reached the registration area, Wang Yuezhi was already there.
The registration area was mostly staffed by the student union and volunteer students, with only one teacher on site to handle problems students couldn't solve.
"Wang Yuezhi, what should I do now?" Lin Li walked over and patted Wang Yuezhi on the shoulder, asking.
Wang Yuezhi, extremely nervous and not noticing Lin Li's approach, jumped a bit after being patted, and said slightly annoyed:
"Go over and show your student ID and number sheet to the staff, then draw your position."
Lin Li found a table with the first-year group's sign hanging above it.
"Hello student, please show your student ID." The registrar politely said upon seeing Lin Li.
"Here it is."
"Lin Li from first-year class four... found it, the registered number is 1009, do you have your number card? Did you bring it?" the registrar checked the name list in front and asked.
"I have it." Lin Li took off his jacket to show.
"Nice physique."
"Thank you."
After confirming there was no illicit equipment on both Lin Li and his number sheet, the registrar recorded in the name list, then handed over a phone: "Press it."
It was a number generator.
17.
"17, which means when I lead you all to the track, you'll be in the seventeenth position." The registrar explained the significance of the number.
For other events, they draw lots for lanes, but for the 3000 meters, it doesn't apply. It's impossible to run with just eight people at a time, instead, everyone runs at once, and pre-arranging order at the starting line can prevent potential issues, such as everyone squeezing into the inner lane.
"Wang Yuezhi, what's your number?" After finishing registration, one has to wait until near the competition when the registrar leads everyone to the starting line and cannot leave arbitrarily, so Lin Li walked over to Wang Yuezhi and asked.
"8." Wang Yuezhi's eyes were unfocused.
"Don't be so nervous." Lin Li comforted.
"That's easy for you to say." Wang Yuezhi glanced at Lin Li begrudgingly and said resentfully.
After all, it's not Lin Li, he doesn't have to endure this torment.
"I have a way to relieve anxiety, want to hear it?" Lin Li smiled and said.
"Say it."
"If you know how to smoke, have a cigarette now to calm down. If you don't know how, learn it first, then have a cigarette to calm down." Lin Li gave his little life tip.
Wang Yuezhi: "..."
Seriously.
Is smoking really necessary?
"With free time to joke around, you'd be better off thinking about how to get a good score later. I'm just here to make up the numbers, but you're not, don't disappoint by getting the same score as me!" Wang Yuezhi complained.
"Don't worry, I won't mess it up. Oh, right, Wang Yuezhi, I'm planning to use the rabbit strategy later, don't get dragged down by me." Lin Li replied confidently.
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