The Most Random System

Chapter 260: Judging a person is nothing more than similar principles


Although QQ friends' likes don't have a red dot notification like WeChat, comments from friends do provide alerts.

"Who is 'Old Horse at the Stable'? What kind of over-the-top middle-aged ID is that, is it the class president's dad's nickname?"

This was how Bai Bufan became the first to notice Lin Li's comment. After reading it, he turned his head in surprise to ask.

Comments from friends display the remark first, so Bai Bufan saw something different from what Lin Li himself saw.

"Son: ... Seems to be called 'Old Horse at the Stable'."

"It's 'Old Horse at the Stable', don't mess it up, it's a totally different meaning, have some respect," Lin Li frowned upon hearing this.

Bai Bufan: "?"

He closed his eyes hard, then opened them to look again after refreshing them a bit, and damn, it really was 'Old Welfare Chick'.

Damn.

Well, now it truly changed from a middle-aged to a young person's ID.

"So it was your extraordinary nickname." To come up with such a nickname, his family must have hired some master. After Bai Bufan checked Lin Li's QQ profile and discovered it was him, it instantly made sense.

Lin Li, who was described as extraordinary by Bai Bufan, twitched at the corner of his mouth.

Feeling a bit unjustly accused, how could Bai Bufan dare to say his nickname was extraordinary?

—— Bai Bufan's current QQ nickname is "Too Much Tax Evasion Needs Serious Investigation".

—— His WeChat is relatively normal because he doesn't have a secondary account, and his contacts include family——"Village Group All Praise My Strength".

Compared to this, doesn't his seem pretty normal?

Just when Lin Li was about to scroll through other posts.

"Hey, Lin Li, your comment... how should I put this, makes me feel like I need to pee," Bai Bufan said to Lin Li.

Lin Li put down his phone upon hearing this, frowning at the slightly amused Bai Bufan, temporarily unable to understand what nonsense this guy was spewing.

"Speak human language."

"Your comment, in my eyes, it's like wanting to mark class 1-4 as my territory, but there are too many people now, I'm embarrassed to just pull down my pants and pee in the corner, so for the sake of pride, the genius me chooses to pee with my pants on."

Bai Bufan maintained a teasing expression, smiling at Lin Li:

"Peeing your pants, well, others might see it, but they can only see, only you know that warmth you're hiding.

Lin Li, you should get what I mean, right?"

Lin Li: "..."

Where did this tapeworm come from?

Lin Li chuckled.

Then Lin Li laughed out loud, stood up: "Of course I get what you mean, you're saying you want to pee in the classroom, no problem, Bufan, I'll assist you."

"In an instant, laughing, so classic, really makes one speechless." Seeing Lin Li a bit flustered and exasperated, to avoid getting beaten to the point of incontinence, Bai Bufan was already laughing and running away, not forgetting to review the six arts of a gentleman out loud.

...

After covering Bai Bufan's "body" with endangered plants, Lin Li returned to his spot.

There were quite a few messages in the space.

"Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, Chen Yu Ying, and others liked your comment."

—— QQ indeed has a liking feature for comments.

"Ding Sihan replied to your comment: Where did you hear this rumor?"

"Qu Wanqiu replied to your comment: Where did you get this inside scoop?"

"Chen Yu Ying replied to your comment: 「Fist」「Fist」「Fist」"

"Wang Yuezhi disliked your comment."

"Wang Yuezhi replied to your comment: According to Article 25 of the Tokyo University Public Security Management Punishment Law, spreading rumors, false reporting of danger or police, or deliberately disturbing public order through other means, is punishable by five to ten days of detention and a fine of up to 500 yuan; if the circumstances are minor, a lesser detention of under five days or a fine of up to 500 yuan can be imposed."

Besides these, there were some replies from unfamiliar IDs.

They seemed to think that he was dreaming, so most wanted to "pee on his head", the only one being nicer suggested he had diabetes, at least he could sample a bit of sweetness.

Chatting under such public account posts was unnecessary, and there was no need to have a conversation for others to see, so Lin Li didn't reply to anyone, just posted a meme in "Three People One Dog".

Evening self-study started quickly, but it was basically no different from after class, everyone still did as they pleased, and no one even paid attention to the multimedia music.

It was rare freedom in a closed campus.

Xue Jian also came in briefly for a few minutes, but upon seeing everyone playing on their phones, he didn't give a lecture, only saying to keep the volume down and not to be too noisy.

So the boys completely let loose, switching seats and organizing an internal battle.

"I can't play, I've already uninstalled Kings of Glory." Zhou Baowei sent this message in the gaming chat.

After seeing it, Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei in surprise: "Bao Wei, what are you doing? Have you also semi-quit gaming like Lin Li?"

"It's probably to make the phone lighter. After all, he's already quite heavy himself, if he can't lose weight, at least the phone can," Lin Li said, interjecting upon hearing this.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Can this also turn into a humiliation session?

"In two weeks, I've reduced nearly half a month's worth of time, isn't that a significant achievement?" Zhou Baowei emphasized.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up from afar, that's quite a reduction.

"And who told you that deleting apps makes a phone lighter, Lin Li," Bai Bufan then turned to laugh and scold Lin Li for his earlier remark.

"That's your own problem, if you don't know, don't say nonsense, storing things on a phone can make it heavier. I stored over a hundred gigs of porn and comics on my phone, and after a month, I found the phone getting heavier and I could barely hold it."

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