No, wait a minute.
Lin Li rubbed his eyes, then closed them, and opened them wide again.
Did this three times.
Not seeing things.
Lin Li: "..."
This damned system, do you even see what kind of tasks you're issuing?!!
What do you mean the beautiful lady is too excited to speak? If she actually talked, you wouldn't be happy! Heating up, which eye of yours sees our relationship heating up, huh? My ass?
And is this even one task? Isn't this four tasks?
Four tasks but only one reward, seems like you also want to hang from a streetlight!
System! Open up the mic for your dad! Speak!
After cursing wildly in his mind, Lin Li started taking deep breaths to calm himself down.
That's enough cursing, now with the tasks issued, it's time to think about how to complete them.
Honestly, although the system wants me to engage in bed exercises with the beautiful lady in the last sub-task, Lin Li actually doesn't find this very difficult to complete.
Holding hands with the beautiful lady watching the sunrise was no problem, so hugging the beautiful lady on the bed doing intense squats could also count as bed exercises.
So it's possible to complete, worth a try.
Lin Li suddenly felt a jolt in his heart.
"Damn!"
Lin Li suddenly crawled to the south wall.
The beautiful lady seems a bit confused now, and damn it, I still have to kiss her forehead!
"Where's my head? Where did I kick my head to?"
Lin Li widened his eyes and started searching.
Fortunately, after the morning, visibility improved a lot, and given Lin Li's terrible aim comparable to the national soccer team, he quickly found that the beautiful lady's head was only four or five meters away from her body.
Good to find it.
But now the problem appeared before Lin Li again.
The road isn't what it used to be.
The zombies in this world apparently aren't afraid of sunlight, as it doesn't make them retreat whatsoever.
And now, a few zombies, either walking or standing, are gathered around both the lady's body and her head.
Although some zombies have slowly moved elsewhere over time, as they lose their target, there're still those few who refuse to move.
Feels like they were shut-ins when alive and hate moving around.
Especially the head, it's under the foot of a slow-moving zombie, moving along with the pace.
Isn't this just adultery in front of her husband?
Stop walking, you bastard!
Having the beautiful lady in his arms, is this jerk going to kick it away?
If I don't come up with a solution soon, it'll be more troublesome if it gets kicked two miles away.
And Lin Li felt that what he needed might not just be the head.
In that little hand-holding shopping task, there's also a requirement to give the beautiful lady a whole new outfit.
An outfit, theoretically speaking, for the whole body, which means I also need the body leaning against the wall.
Even more of a headache.
Lin Li furrowed his brows, and to make matters worse, Lin Li had been in this world for over two hours, now the effect of [Soul of Close Combat] had worn off, no longer the master of steel bars, his combat power had greatly decreased, adding insult to injury.
Given the situation, let's look at the rewards first.
Lin Li checked the system rewards.
[You've acquired the passive ability "Bloodthirsty".]
[Bloodthirsty: You'll become more sensitive to blood, and blood will excite you. The more blood in your field of vision or in contact with your skin, the more your abilities will increase, up to 20%.]
[You've acquired the "Historical Purchase Opportunity" *1]
[Historical Purchase Opportunity: Use to specify any product refreshed in the [Mall], you'll have an opportunity to purchase it at 1.5 times the price, rounding up the tens digit (for instance, an original price of fifty requires eighty system currency to purchase).]
If it's an increase all-around, then it's a useful passive ability.
As for the "Historical Purchase Opportunity", it's somewhat of a chicken rib. Lin Li, wanting to say something he bought too few of now, might be the "Ability Amplifier", but it isn't even a purchase at the original price, meaning buying an "Ability Amplifier" costs 150 system currency, feels a bit of a rip-off.
Lin Li looked at the [Mall].
Historically accumulated system currency had already reached 2150, unlocking the fourth product slot.
[Random Quality Spirit Stone...]
[...]
[Repair Crystal: 50 system currency (limited to 1 per day)]
[Unlockable refresh product slot 5 requires an accumulated 2800 system currency. (2150/2800)]
[Repair Crystal: Use on any mecha, attach to the mecha and it will be absorbed automatically, depending on the quality of the mecha, repair its damage between 50~100% within three seconds.]
It seems it can't resolve the current situation.
But buying one anyway, so someday when I get a combat mecha, whether it's out of power or damaged, there's a solution.
After checking the gains, Lin Li continued to ponder the current predicament.
Considering my battle power now, rushing to grab the body and head and run isn't a good idea.
Fighting is also not feasible.
Not to mention [Soul of Close Combat] has expired, even if it hadn't, the zombies not in my field of vision around Lin Li now are surely much more than when I first arrived. After dealing with the rivals around the lady, more rivals would come to bother me.
The "Distant Pouch" has limited range.
Although my strength has increased considerably, and the range should have extended, even if it's reachable, the items "Distant Pouch" can bring back have volume limits.
I can only get the beautiful lady (from fragment to fragment).
Lin Li crouched down, picked up a piece of rooftop debris, then threw it high to the ground.
"Plop."
The sound successfully attracted the attention of the zombies below, they all looked to where the stone fell.
The few closest to the sound moved toward its source, then began looking around.
"Ugh..."
With almost a 360-degree look around if Lin Li hadn't pulled back his head quickly, he would've almost made eye contact with one of them.
This method is also very risky.
Recalling how the beautiful lady once precisely turned her head when I attacked her, Lin Li stopped throwing.
I'm not at the end of my rope yet.
Let's look at the cultivator's means, Lin Li took out the "Duck Blood Bottle".
Whether zombies can be affected by the "Duck Blood Bottle", Lin Li has yet to test.
Specially prepared emotions inside for today's adventure, but during the battle with the beautiful lady, it was over in a flash, with no chance to use.
As the "Duck Blood Bottle" was refined, its casting distance reached fifteen meters, and Lin Li was at a high enough position to use it.
Only fear and lust were inside the bottle.
Well, fear, go!
Feeling the decrease in emotions inside the bottle, Lin Li raised an eyebrow, successful.
It seems zombies were categorized as human cultivators or demon beasts in human form by the "Duck Blood Bottle".
And the zombie Lin Li instilled with fear instantly let out a much louder howl, then ran forward trembling.
The effect was immediate.
Moreover, it seemed his movements attracted attention from other zombies, and several others not affected actively chased in the direction he fled, an unexpected surprise.
Lin Li immediately continued distributing the fear from the bottle to the zombies present.
"Ah Ah——"
"Ugh Ah——"
A series of roars sounded, and the zombies started scattering due to fear.
...
Fear ran out.
After all, only a third was stored in the first place, and these zombies are somewhat brainless, only knowing how to run forward when scared, resulting in a few remaining within the vicinity of the beautiful lady.
Once fear dissipates, zombies won't doubt their emotions, but will stop moving.
Only lust remains in the bottle now.
Lin Li was actually quite curious about its effect.
Induce lust into the body.
The next second.
Lin Li's pupils quaked, o.o turned into 0.0.
——the damned zombie started taking off its pants!
"Baby, don't look." Lin Li immediately covered the beautiful lady's elbow.
The zombie was engaging in self-love.
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