"Zhu Dupi..."

Lin Hai was calling the roll, being a teacher really wasn't easy.

Just like that, such a bizarre name, it was totally intoxicating.

"Teacher, my name isn't Zhu Dupi, it's Zhu Yuepo!"

A chubby student raised his hand, correcting him.

"Who wrote this?" Lin Hai felt like he was starting to sweat, unable to distinguish the radicals clearly.

"Lin... Danda??"

Lin Hai felt like he was mustering all his courage to read it out.

The parents who picked this name must be uneducated.

These days, names like Dadan aren't popular anymore, they try to make it tougher with names like Ergou, Iron Bar, Dapao, and the likes.

No one responded.

Lin Hai wondered, could they be late?

"Who is Lin Danda? Is he here yet?"

Still no answer.

"Cough cough, I'll ask one last time, is Lin Dadan here? If not, mark him as tardy."

An annoyed voice spoke up.

"Teacher, we don't have a Lin Danda in our class! But I'm usually the second one you call." A student stood up raising his hand.

Lin Hai puzzledly asked, "No Lin Danda? But it's clearly written here, what's your name?"

"My name is Chu Zhongtian, Teacher."

The man said with a displeased look.

Lin Hai was stunned, Lin Danda? Chu Zhongtian... Damn, was it the handwriting that's awful, or was he going blind?

Chu Zhongtian, now that's a nice name.

Lin Hai forced a laugh, ready to continue with the roll call.

But... the names coming up next were even more ridiculous!

"Hard?"

Lin Hai's eyes bulged as he stared at the name on the roster, clenching the paper tightly in both hands, this didn't make any sense.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, how was he supposed to continue?

Was he really supposed to call out to a room full of students staring at him, "Hey, who's called Hard? You're up, please respond?"

But if he didn't call, then what?

Suddenly, Lin Hai felt he could deeply understand the pressure Nangong Wuyue must feel at work.

"Teacher, hurry up, you're wasting time, we still want to go and meet up with the girls from Hua University Art School, I hear they're pretty hot."

A student complained bitterly.

Lin Hai wiped the sweat from his forehead again and took a deep breath, damn it, if it's death then so be it.

"Hard, who is called Hard?"

As soon as he said it, even Ruoshuang, who was in the group of students, was done, covering her face pretending to not know Lin Hai.

At the same time, the student who had just been complaining glared at Lin Hai, stood up with a thump, and pointed at Lin Hai: "My name is Shi Geng! Not Hard! Are you looking for trouble?"

Lin Hai was also done for.

Shit, why did you write your name so close together?!

"Don't make me angry, I'm the son of the chairman of the Shitian Group, dare to call the wrong name again, I can find someone to ruin you in minutes."

Shi Geng, dressed in a black suit that didn't match his age, an earring in his ear, and a skull necklace around his neck, the typical rebellious young adult, arrogantly said to Lin Hai.

Damn, so arrogant?!

Lin Hai blinked, confusedly asked: "Do you talk to Teacher Nangong like this?"

"You don't know sh*t, I need to be gentle with women, do I need to be gentle with men too? Wouldn't that make me a sissy?" Shi Geng snorted coldly.

Sh*t, are students these days really so rude when they talk?

Lin Hai nodded his head, not bothering to respond, since he had actually called the wrong name himself.

But looking at this young man's tone, it really was quite "hard."

Forget it, as the King of Soldiers, should I really be bickering with a student?

The subsequent roll call went smoothly, with all normal names.

After the roll call, Xiao Jiji and Wei Shengjin came over to Lin Hai.

"Brother Lin, that Shi Geng who just transferred here, relying on his family's wealth, should we teach him a lesson?" Xiao Jiji had a fierce expression, daring to provoke Brother Lin was seeking death.

Lin Hai shook his head: "Fighting and killing, what era is this? It's a harmonious society now, we need harmony, we need love, understand?"

"Yes, I was wrong, Brother Lin's teachings are correct," Xiao Jiji smiled and nodded.

"Brother Lin, how come you are serving as a substitute teacher?" Wei Shengjin was puzzled, curious, and confused.

Lin Hai sighed, "Teacher Nangong and I are friends, she had something come up suddenly, so she asked me to fill in."

"By the way, Brother Lin, what about our logistical support?"

Wei Shengjin looked around the empty surroundings, wondering.

"Logistical support? What's that?" Lin Hai blinked, clueless.

"No way? Brother Lin, every time we go on a field trip, Teacher Nangong organizes some food supplies, and also professional medical personnel, porters, etc. Didn't you prepare any of this?"

"Isn't it self-catering?" Lin Hai widened his eyes.

Wei Shengjin shook his head: "The activity funds are reimbursed by the school, who wants to bring their own food these days."

"Oh my goodness…"

Lin Hai found himself empty-handed.

Sh*t, the field trip lasts a whole day, no food, no drink, the students will probably starve.

"Brother Lin, think of something quick, we're leaving in twenty minutes," Wei Shengjin urgently reminded.

Lin Hai nodded.

This activity is conducted by class, not unified, if I took a bunch of students on a field trip and ended up having no food... I wouldn't be able to explain to Teacher Nangong Wuyue either.

After thinking for a bit, Lin Hai took a deep breath and got an idea.

"Sister-in-law, you're not going to have diarrhea and drop the ball at the last minute, are you?" Ruoshuang asked incredulously.

Lin, with an unconvinced face, raised his head and retorted: "Lin here is known for having strong fists and many brothers, just wait."

"Oh? Really now, sister-in-law?" Ruoshuang looked disbelieving.

"Hmph, just wait."

Lin Hai took out his phone and made a call: "Bai, get a cargo truck, buy more food, yes, have it delivered to the entrance of Huadu University."

"Hello? Bingbing? Are you free? Oh, you're off today? That's great, the school is organizing a field trip, we need a medical staff member…"

After sorting everything out, he hung up the phone.

"Wait, we'll be able to leave smoothly within ten minutes," Lin Hai confidently told Ruoshuang with a smile.

Meanwhile, Shi Geng walked over with a displeased face: "Teacher Lin, right? I heard what you said just now, you're not going to screw us students over, are you?"

"Shi Geng, keep your trap clean!" Xiao Jiji snorted coldly.

Shi Geng sneered, "Xiao Jiji? Others might fear you, but Shi Geng doesn't. Aren't you just relying on Xiao Selang? My uncle's connections in Yanjing are much tougher than Xiao Selang."

Xiao Jiji grunted angrily.

Shi Geng, feeling exhilarated from showcasing his connections, continued: "My dad and all the big shots and bosses of Huadu, like Lord Baigu, Dog King Brother, are all good friends."

"Oh? Your dad is friends with Baigu, Dog King?"

Lin Hai, hearing familiar names, couldn't help but ask out of curiosity.

Shi Geng looked disdainfully at Lin Hai: "You, a substitute teacher, know Lord Baigu and Dog King Brother? I bet you've never even met them."

"Have you met them?" Lin Hai asked teasingly.

"Of course I've met them," Shi Geng said, and seemed to feel instantly much more awesome, raising his head high.

At the same time, a small cargo truck laden with food finally arrived.

The cargo truck door opened, someone jumped down and walked towards Lin Hai, it was none other than Dog King himself.

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