"You have a new message."
Just as he returned to the villa, Lin Hai's phone chimed.
Upon checking the text, to his surprise, it was sent by Queen Qi.
"Brother Zhao asked me to help you with something."
Seeing the content of the message, Lin Hai was slightly taken aback. Could Queen Qi have sent it to the wrong person?
"Did you send it to the wrong person?" Lin Hai replied, puzzled.
"Brother Zhao asked you to help me with something, urgently!" Queen Qi replied back quickly.
"Sister Qi, I'm Lin Hai, you must have got the wrong person, right?"
On the other side of the room, Queen Qi flushed, her delicate and beautiful oval face blushing, biting her ruddy lips and clenching her fists in frustration, hitting a soft cushion on the bed, huffing angrily, "You dead Beast, aren't you proud of being the number one in Erotic massage, with your black stockings and young girl routine, a nightclub prince every night, how can you not understand the meaning of that phrase."
Lately, she had been researching online about how to snag a male god, how a tomboy can reverse the charm on a rich and handsome guy, and various other intimate techniques.
After much effort, she found this message approach which was subtle enough to save face, yet still increase the intimacy, but Beast Lin seemed as clueless as a block of wood.
"I didn't get it wrong!" Queen Qi pressed her phone forcefully and replied, a hint of annoyance in her message.
Lin Hai could definitely sense an underlying displeasure in the text.
Suddenly, Lin Hai had an epiphany.
"Brother Zhao asked me to help you with something?"
"That sounds familiar, seems like I've used this tactic before…"
Lin Hai read the text backwards based on its content: "At ten thirty, you help me take off... Damn!"
No wonder Sister Qi was unhappy with the message; she was annoyed he hadn't caught on!
"Lin Hai, how about you accompany me tonight for a barbecue and some drinks?"
Queen Qi quickly followed up with another message.
Lin Hai thought it over. He shouldn't always reject Sister Qi's kindness outright—it was just a barbecue after all, no big deal.
"No problem, as the Queen commands, I must comply."
After replying, Queen Qi soon sent a smiley face followed by three words, "Big warm hug".
"Damn, Sister Qi is obviously trying to seduce me."
Lin Hai put away his phone, changed into casual clothes, and walked out of the room. Outside, Sister Qi's Panda car was waiting.
Approaching the car, Lin Hai suddenly realized there was someone else inside.
"What the heck, Ruoshuang, how come you're here too?"
This was completely different from what he expected. Sister Qi's very intimate text should have meant a one-on-one night, but why did a niece-like figure pop up?
"I saw Sister Qi going out and heard she was going to have barbecue, so I wanted some too. Turns out, brother-in-law, you're Sister Qi's boyfriend," Ruoshuang said with a mischievous smile, batting her eyelashes suggestively like she knew something.
"What boyfriend, girl, don't talk nonsense."
"Eh? Aren't you going for a barbecue? Hehehe."
"For a young lady, you sure laugh in a sleazy way!" Lin Hai rolled his eyes, his fantasy of a romantic evening seemed to be dissolving.
"Hehe, brother-in-law, aren't you going to explain what you're doing?"
Lin Hai replied irritably with a snort, "I'm not going to skewer, I'm going to jerk off!"
With a snort, Ruoshuang almost burst out laughing.
Queen Qi's face suddenly became as red as the 6:30 sunset—a flush of reddish glow.
Seeing Lin Hai turn his head away, Ruoshuang knew he was pretending to be angry on purpose, having been acquainted with him for so long, especially knowing his 'length and size' from the past, she understood him quite well.
"Alright, stinky brother-in-law, get in the car, and accompany me and Sister Qi for some barbeque."
"Not going, I'm upset, not fun anymore," Lin Hai answered petulantly.
"Really not going? But there's a reward, you know."
"What kind of reward? I'm not interested."
Ruoshuang giggled mischievously again: "Brother-in-law, do you remember how you cost me a fortune last time? How about that kind of reward?"
Queen Qi was stunned upon hearing this... What on earth had happened between brother-in-law and the little sister-in-law to make them so happy?
Suddenly she remembered that Ruoshuang losing a lot of money seemed to have something to do with Beast Lin.
Still, that phrase inevitably stirred up a sense of shame within her, especially since the nightlife had just begun. Female hormones, stimulated by certain "tickling" words, started fermenting, making her legs tighten slightly with a faintly moist feeling.
"Brother-in-law, if you accompany us for skewers and we have a blast, Sister Qi and I will also make sure you blast off too, how about that?"
Lin Hai's eyes widened, damn, what an explosive topic.
His mind uncontrollably conjured up the image of a pair of delicate hands, one large, one small, vigorously stroking up and down...
"Get in the car quick, or I'll tell your cousin about this." Ruoshuang threatened and enticed at the same time.
...
A few minutes later, beside a street barbecue stall.
"Which one should we go to?" asked Ruoshuang.
Lin Hai looked around and suddenly, his gaze fixed.
Not far away, the figure of Old Limp Man was bustling around. His stall had few people around.
A familiar figure, he had definitely seen him before in Zhonghai.
But how did he end up in Huadu?
"Let's go to that one."
Upon reaching the stall, Lin Hai slapped the table unhappily and grunted: "Hey boss, serve your customers."
"Ah, coming, coming, what would you like to have?"
Old Limp Man patted his useless leg, limping as quickly as he could, afraid the customers would get impatient.
Lin Hai was ready to give him a piece of his mind, why come to Huadu without so much as a word to him!
Ruoshuang's eyes bulged as she stared at Old Limp Man.
When Old Limp Man came over and saw Ruoshuang, just as Lin Hai had his back turned, Old Limp Man's eyes locked onto Ruoshuang, his mouth agape with surprise and a guilty look creeping onto his face.
"It's you!"
Both exclaimed simultaneously.
"Brother-in-law, it's him, the old man who knocked into me with his cart that day. Oh no, it's the old man's cart that pushed against my back—no, it's the old man who pushed the cart into my back."
Ruoshuang was in a fluster.
"Miss, I, I'll compensate you, please don't call the police," Old Limp Man pleaded.
Lin Hai turned around to look at him.
Old Limp Man saw Lin Hai and was shocked once more.
"It's you!"
"Lin Lengzi!"
"Shit, instructor!"
Indeed, it was the instructor, Long Wuhui.
"You know each other?" Ruoshuang and Queen Qi were both slightly surprised, after all, they had never heard anyone use the nickname Lin Lengzi, and Lin Hai actually had such a nickname.
Lin Hai nodded helplessly, "This is my former instructor when I was in the army."
"Lin Lengzi, are both of these your wives? What about Miss Ouyang you were with the other time, did you dump her?"
Both Ruoshuang and Queen Qi had extraordinary demeanors, and Long Wuhui was both shocked and admiring. Lin Lengzi sure was impressive, his seduction skills could be his own instructor's.
Lin Hai covered his face, speechless, the instructor was still so straightforward.
Queen Qi, hearing the word "wives," blushed slightly and sneakily glanced at Lin Hai.
Ruoshuang pouted, mumbling to herself: "Indeed, dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, the son of a mouse will dig holes; on the instructor uncle's flesh, there lies a deep shadow of Beast Lin..."
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