Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 639: Reformulated Brain Damage Pills Dumbass Remedy Pill


Some people are just born needing reformulated brain damage pills or Dumbass Remedy Pills to cure their pathetic condition.

And often those same people have been feeding themselves several bags of Bullshit Powder from birth, naturally exuding a sense of superiority and an instinctive urge to show off that keeps evolving. Sometimes they show off without any skill, ultimately being played as fools by others.

That's not the scary part. The scary part is after being a fool, they still smugly think they've won and occasionally behave ruthlessly when the opportunity arises.

"Listen, Lin Hai and that skinny dude who looks like a bamboo pole, if you two kneel and kowtow a few times to Young Master Cang, maybe I'll consider sparing you," Cang Jinkun said with the arrogant demeanor of "Pride and Prejudice."

Lin Hai speechlessly stared at Cang Jinkun, unfazed and stoic, "sh*t, who gave you such a damned strong sense of superiority?"

"Hey? These girls aren't bad, why don't you come and keep me company? I'll give each of you ten thousand tonight for your company, why bother sticking with these two losers?"

Cang Jinkun was oblivious to the murderous aura exuding from Thirteen Butterfly; people like him couldn't even detect what murderous intent was.

Director Wang seized the moment too, especially with several naïve art school girls behind him, seeing this as a chance to show off and potentially boast about it later in a hotel room, surrounded by admiring gazes of the girls.

Director Wang considered Lin Hai and the skinny bamboo-like guy perfect targets to trample upon.

Taking a deep breath as if inhaling a large dose of Bullshit Powder, Director Wang, with a fierce and authoritative voice as if possessed by Iron Man, pointed at Lin Hai and said, "Kid, I may not be much, but here in Huadu, I manage to know a few brothers. You better open your eyes wide and see who this is?"

Finishing his words, Director Wang pointed at Chen Dehua, who was anxiously wiping sweat, now in the spotlight.

Chen Dehua was on the verge of cursing, internally flipping Director Wang's ancestors.

"Do you know who he is?" Director Wang boasted with a smug look.

"He's from Bolan Company, Brother Chen, Master Chen," Director Wang eyed Lin Hai menacingly.

The naive college girls were suddenly covering their mouths in surprise; they knew today's host was a VIP but didn't expect someone as significant as they imagined.

Master Chen from Bolan Company, a figure often discussed among many female students in colleges.

Immediately, several girls boldly pushed their chests out, hoping to get closer to Master Chen.

"Heh, Director Wang, I've never seen anyone brag quite like you do," Lin Hai said lightly with a breezy smile.

Director Wang, face stern, chuckled sinisterly, "Lin Hai, at this stage and you're still sharp-tongued? Tsk tsk, I admire your guts. Don't blame me when your arms and legs are broken later."

The naïve college girls also curiously looked at Lin Hai, wondering about this man who seemed unafraid of Chen Dehua from Bolan Company.

Cang Jinkun also sneered, "Brother Chen, this guy's too disrespectful. Please, make your move."

Yang, pretending to be an expert, nodded and said, "Brother Chen, young people are inevitably spirited and rash, a slight punishment is enough, no need for breaking limbs, that's too bloody."

"Heh, Lin Hai, even my teacher is pleading for you, this is your great fortune. How about you slap yourself a few times, then kneel and beg for mercy? Lastly, see those girls? Kneel and lick their high-heeled shoes clean, and I'll mercifully let you go. How about that?"

After saying that, Cang Jinkun also took the opportunity to touch a naïve schoolgirl's foot.

The schoolgirl, experienced in the ways of the world, slightly spread her legs letting Cang Jinkun freely touch her, raising her high heels, playing along with his previous statements as if readying Lin Hai to lick them.

Several skilled schoolgirls also knowingly stepped forward, exposing their enticing high heels.

Anyway, they figured Lin Hai was done for; none of them were fools. If Young Master Cang dared to challenge like this, it means this Lin guy must be comparatively weaker.

Meanwhile, a few younger and inexperienced schoolgirls couldn't bear the thought, still unable to accept such actions.

Lin Hai noticed those schoolgirls whose conscience hadn't yet faded away and silently remembered them; these girls could still be saved, no need to go astray.

Bai Gu gently shook his wine glass, took a sip, and said to Lin Hai, "Brother Lin, can you stop picking such dumb-ass opponents in the future? They're utterly uninteresting."

"Heh, I can't help it. I always run into natural-born idiots," Lin Hai said as he pulled out a cigarette, which a beauty from Thirteen Butterfly lit for him.

"Lin, you're still putting on an act? Hmph, clearly you're not taking Brother Chen and Director Wang seriously," Cang Jinkun thought Lin Hai was a dumbass, still clueless about the danger he was in.

"Brother Chen, why don't you handle this kind of stuff? Teach the young ones about life and societal norms," Director Wang said officiously.

Chen Dehua's forehead was now covered in cold sweat, wishing he could turn around and slap these guys to death.

Bai Gu rocked his wine glass, crossing his legs and shifting slightly.

"Chen Dehua?" Bai Gu murmured, without even looking at him directly.

"How dare you, pole, you think you can address Brother Chen by his full name?" A brown-nosing black wood ear chicken said seizing the opportunity.

"Heh, this pole is begging for a quick death," Cang Jinkun sneered coldly.

Chen Dehua's heart wanted to cry but tearless; sh*t, stirring up such great animosity.

"Brother Chen oppa, let us see you show off your skills," said the brown-nosing black wood ear chicken girl again, giddy inside, thinking she could cozy up to Brother Chen this time.

Chen Dehua abruptly turned back, delivering a fierce slap, smacking the university chick's face with a loud 'smack'.

"Brother Chen... I..." The chick was at a loss, covering her face, eyes filled with panic.

"Shut up!"

Chen Dehua's sharp voice quieted the noise in the room a bit.

Cang Jinkun was also puzzled; did Brother Chen take the wrong medicine today?

Chen Dehua's legs went weak, and with great courage, he took three trembling steps towards Bai Gu, suddenly feeling the icy gaze from Bai Gu, and could no longer hold it, his knees bent, and he knelt down with a thud, his voice trembling:

"Master Gu, I didn't mean to disturb you."

In an instant, the entire room fell silent, dead quiet.

Everyone watched the scene in disbelief. Chen Dehua actually knelt down voluntarily?

Who was this skinny pole, really?

"Heh, one kneeling isn't enough, huh?" Bai Gu said meaningfully.

Chen Dehua quickly turned his head, urgently saying to Cang Jinkun and the others: "Aren't you kneeling down to plead for mercy yet? This is Master Gu."

"What Master Gu?" Cang Jinkun was confused.

"Huadu, Bai Gu!"

Hiss—

The sound of the crowd inhaling sharply filled the room, everyone looking at Bai Gu and Lin Hai with disbelief.

Thud—a disgraceful sound occurred, Director Wang knelt down first from fright.

Following that, the sound of continuous kneeling, thud after thud, rose up incessantly.

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