Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 543: Small Arms


"I didn't hear you, speak up," Lin Hai said with a smug smile on his face.

Liu Qianhui clenched her silver teeth tightly and stared dead at Lin Hai's smug face, but reality is always helpless, and to prevent her lower body from becoming paralyzed, she could only suppress the raging anger in her heart and continue to beg for mercy.

"Please, I beg you," Liu Qianhui spoke again.

"What? Huh? My ears aren't working well, what are you saying?" Lin Hai exaggeratedly cleaned out his ears, the proud expression on his face made Liu Qianhui really, really want to beat him to death—he was just too irritating.

"Stinking jerk, don't push it too far, are you going to suck it out or not?" Liu Qianhui also became very angry.

Under normal circumstances, who knows how many people would long for an opportunity to court her, but now that this stinking jerk had taken advantage of her, and he still had the nerve to act unwilling, it was utterly detestable.

"Alright, seeing as how you're so earnest, this Divine Doctor will deign to suck it out."

Lin Hai showed extreme reluctance, which almost sent Liu Qianhui off the deep end again.

"Don't move; I'm about to start the treatment."

After speaking, Lin Hai walked behind Liu Qianhui, preparing to perform the Heavenly Creation Finger Technique.

That warm sensation mingled with sensitivity made Liu Qianhui's body tremble again...

"Let's get this clear, I'm doing this for the treatment!" Lin Hai said slowly.

"You! Stinking jerk, are you going to treat me or not?"

"Alright, I'm starting."

"Ah!" Liu Qianhui let out a sudden yelp.

It startled Lin Hai so badly that he snapped, "What are you yelling for? You almost made me cop a feel."

Liu Qianhui was indeed a bit too nervous just now, but hearing Lin Hai's words, she was nearly pissed to death. Clearly, he had already copped a feel, and now he had the gall to play the victim—the nerve of him.

"I can't yelp out of nervousness, huh? You stinking jerk, hurry up and start, oh no, I mean treat me," Liu Qianhui almost hated Beast Lin to death internally.

"Okay, here I go," Lin Hai said.

Liu Qianhui thought there was something odd about the phrase "here I go"—it just sounded so ambiguous, making her ears burn with a fiery tingling.

"Ah, damn you, jerk!" Liu Qianhui's heart filled with anxiety, nervousness, and extreme embarrassment.

She could feel it... getting closer and closer.

Suddenly, Lin Hai stopped his motion abruptly and looked up.

"Stinking jerk, what are you trying to do now?" Liu Qianhui couldn't help but feel angry; she had just braced herself mentally, and this guy was making trouble again, more trouble than a woman on her period.

"Cough, cough, I just wanted to warn you, please don't fart!"

"You!!!"

Liu Qianhui wanted to flip over and tear the horrible jerk into a million pieces.

"What? Am I wrong?" Lin Hai glared back in retort.

"You! Dirty hooligan, stinking jerk!" Liu Qianhui's lungs were about to explode.

So many men would die for a chance to drool over her butt, and yet this stinking jerk was warning her not to fart. Saying such things to a girl, where's even the slightest respect for people?

"Alright, calm down, I'm starting the treatment."

...

Ten minutes later

Lin Hai spit out the poison from his mouth.

Lin Hai's indifferent voice sounded, "Alright, the treatment is over, let's go our separate ways."

"Hold it, don't go," Liu Qianhui, having recovered her strength, stood up and glared at Lin Hai.

"What?"

"Tsksksk, I can read it in your eyes that you must have fallen for me," Lin Hai said with a cheeky smile plastered on his face.

Looking at that smiling face, Liu Qianhui so wanted to smash it in; this guy was too infuriating.

However, she discovered to her astonishment that she genuinely felt no discomfort whatsoever, thinking inwardly, "Although this guy is a bit sleazy and annoying, his Medical Skill seems really remarkable, I'm completely cured."

"No, I can't let this guy off so easily since his Medical Skill is so good; he can definitely cure my dad's leg. Plus, he just dared to take advantage of me; I can't let him go so easily, hmm."

"Bye, beautiful," Lin Hai waved his hand.

"Wait!"

With a swish, a dark weapon was aimed directly at Lin Hai.

"Holy sh*t!" Lin Hai's eyes bulged out as he discovered that Liu Qianhui had just pulled out a sleek black miniature hand weapon with her Qianqian jade hand.

"Damn it," Lin Hai was shocked beyond measure.

"You, what do you want to do?" Lin Hai hurriedly asked.

This girl was too ferocious, and she was aiming at him.

"Although you took advantage of me just now, plus the life-saving grace, I suppose that evens it out," Liu Qianhui regained the upper hand, shedding her earlier tenderness and once again displaying the domineering air of a worldly society heiress.

"Dammit, it's settled just like that?" Lin Hai's eyes bulged out again. She really was from the underworld; the way she played dirty was way too expert.

"So I could say it's justified to shoot you dead with the weapon now!" Liu Qianhui once again said.

"If words could describe what I'm feeling right now, there's only one word I want to say... crap!" Lin Hai was in tears, wasn't saving people supposed to be easy?

"Hmph, don't rush to curse, considering that you saved me, I give you a chance to redeem yourself for your crime," Liu Qianhui continued.

"Damn it, when did I ever commit a crime?" Lin Hai was now well acquainted with the tricks of the earthly folks—trapping someone without liability for death.

Liu Qianhui saw Lin Hai's chagrined face, and it made her feel so satisfied.

"Hmph, that's for taking advantage of me just now. Now I'm ordering you to agree to do three things for me; otherwise, I'll shoot right away."

"I'm a principled man," Lin Hai said with an unyielding expression.

"Got some backbone, then. Since you agreed, let's do the first thing: accompany me shopping to change out of these dirty clothes," Liu Qianhui finished, putting the small hand weapon back into her waistband, which left Lin Hai astounded.

"When did I agree?"

"Stop talking nonsense and come with me."

Liu Qianhui, taking the initiative, grabbed Lin Hai's hand, as if afraid he might run away.

"This guy's Medical Skill seems to be quite remarkable, he could cure Dad's illness, so I absolutely cannot let him get away."

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