Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 533 You owe me sobs


On the way home, Huahua blissfully held the doll, a small happiness on her face, and cheerfully said to Lin Hai who was focused on driving, "Uncle, your Weapon Skill is so accurate."

"Hehe, not only this kind of Weapon Skill, my other Weapon Skill is even more explosive." Lin Hai bragged with a smug smile.

Huahua immediately became interested, batting her shiny cute and big eyes, "Uncle, what's the other weapon? I want to see it."

"Err, well, kids shouldn't see this kind of thing, especially little girls." Lin Hai said evasively.

Huahua was not pleased, pouting her lips, "No, I want to see it."

"I absolutely cannot show you that." Lin Hai firmly refused.

"Uncle is lying, all weapons in the world are the same, there's no such thing as another kind you're talking about." Huahua expressed her disbelief.

"Humph, you don't understand this. I have a big sniper rifle, portable, it can be long or short, soft or hard, with extremely badass combat ability." Lin Hai proudly chuckled.

Huahua blinked, checking Lin Hai up and down, but couldn't see where he could possibly hide a "big sniper."

"Forget it, uncle is just fooling people." Huahua pouted her little mouth, unsatisfied.

Lin Hai let out a dry laugh and decided to ignore her.

Today's duty as a personal bodyguard was over, the only thing left was to safely take the little devil star home.

"Uncle, I found out you're really good at driving."

Lin Hai made various drifts along the way, once again lighting up Huahua's small eyes in admiration.

"Uncle, I want to learn, please teach me the skills." Huahua said excitedly.

"Tsk tsk, call me a good husband, and I'll teach you." Lin Hai was just making a joke.

But Huahua took it seriously, immediately sweetly opening her little mouth:

"Hubby~!" The voice even had a trembling tone.

This voice was a combination of cuteness and coquetry, almost instantly making Lin Hai's bones go soft, he thought to himself, "The little devil star is transforming into a little enchantress."

"Uncle, I called you hubby, now teach me the skills." Huahua looked serious, mesmerized by the kung fu, Weapon Skill, and driving skills Lin Hai showcased today, intoxicated.

"Cough cough," Lin Hai almost shook the steering wheel off course, that "teach me the skills" really sent his thoughts wandering... But when he glanced at Huahua's flat chest, his interest abruptly vanished.

"Uncle, why do you purse your lips when you look at my chest?" Huahua grumbled dissatisfied.

"Cough cough, I just can't get interested in a flat runway." Lin Hai sighed.

"Hmph, I'm flat and I'm proud, I'm saving fabric for the country." Huahua retorted dissatisfied.

"Tsk tsk, you call that 'poor' chest extremely evil, flattening the world, too flat indeed." Lin Hai also bantered back.

Huahua grew even more unhappy, her little eyeballs rolling a few times, then she raised her slightly pink little hand.

Slap——a crisp sound of a smack on flesh echoed.

Lin Hai suddenly looked and saw Hua Hua turning her side, sticking out her little butt, choosing the fattest spot to slap once, and said in a grown-up tone: "Look, who says I'm not developing well? My little butt is so sexy."

"Cough cough." Lin Hai almost choked internally.

If Hua Hua's actions were done by a mature woman, it would definitely project a very seductive feel, enough to make most men lose control and boil with blood. But placed on a delicate, loli-like girl, it's enough to produce a conflicted and deep sense of guilt in a man's heart, as if deceiving a good little girl to look at goldfish.

It seemed that Lin Hai didn't react, Hua Hua felt a bit annoyed, but held on to the principle of not giving up and not stopping until the uncle reacts, pouted her lips and pointed saying: "Look, uncle, don't men all like to look at women's cleavage, butts, and lips?"

"Damn, how do you know this so clearly." Lin Hai was speechless.

Typically, men indeed first observe these three areas before moving to the woman's face. This is because, sometimes men belong to the species dominated by the lower half, looking at butts and cleavage goes without saying, as for the lips, of course, to appreciate whether the lip skills are good...

"Uncle, you see, besides being slightly inferior, I am quite excellent in other aspects."

While talking, Hua Hua gently poked her lips with her finger, saying:

"My tender little cherry lips, so adorable."

"Little...shit..., I'm screwed!"

Lin Hai heard this and almost stepped the accelerator to the floor, he felt terrible.

"Sh*t, does it have to be so explosive!"

After much restraint and numerous inner storms, Lin Hai finally managed to drive the car safely back to the villa, nearly suffocating with blood on the way.

"Has Hua Hua understood everything? Actually insinuating her little lips as... cough cough, unbelievable." Lin Hai deeply sighed inwardly.

"Uncle, is my little cherry lips not pretty?"

"Not pretty."

Hoping for praise, Hua Hua looked up at Lin Hai. Hearing the answer, her face suddenly fell, and with a huff, she opened her mouth, closed her eyes, and randomly bit towards Lin Hai.

Because of the angle and height, as Hua Hua lunged forward, her body involuntarily fell again, and Lin Hai reflexively retreated. Hua Hua intended to bite Lin Hai's arm or waist, but a series of reflexive actions slightly changed the target and almost aligned with his pants.

"Ah—"

A scream erupted.

Lin Hai felt terrible, his face twisted in pain, his hands covering a critical area, seemingly still wet with saliva, tremblingly squatting on the ground, taking deep breaths. The pain was heart-wrenching.

Stunned, Hua Hua stared at Lin Hai, touched her mouth, glanced at Lin Hai's hands covering his area, and muttered blankly, "It's over, my first time is gone, uncle big bad guy, wuwu, you owe me my first time."

At this moment, having heard a terrible scream, Ouyang Xiaoya and Ruoshuang hurriedly came out and saw Lin Hai covered in sweat and Hua Hua looking bewildered, hurriedly asked, "What happened? What's going on?"

"Wuwu, uncle big bad guy, uncle took my first time, wuwu, uncle said if I call him husband, then he would teach me skills, but he lied, he didn't teach me any skills."

"Uncle also said my little cherry lips aren't cute, not pretty, wuwu." With teary eyes, Hua Hua looked just like a greatly wronged poor child.

Ruoshuang was shocked, looking at her brother-in-law incredulously, blurting out: "Brother-in-law, you... you actually... you, you even took Hua Hua's first time, you are too inhuman."

"Call the police, immediately call the police, there's a beast here!" Ouyang Xiaoya angrily took out her phone.

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