"Uncle, you were so awesome just now." Flower Flower's excited eyes scanned Lin Hai up and down over and over again.
Lin Hai felt prickly under Flower Flower's gaze and coughed dryly: "Little girl, dare you to come for an erotic massage again?"
"Boo, I don't even know what an erotic massage is exactly, Uncle, you tell me." Flower Flower learned her lesson and didn't dare to be too cocky and show off, but she was still very curious.
"Cough, cough, what's a little girl asking so many questions for? Do you think you're a 'why' encyclopedia?" Lin Hai said speechlessly.
"I'm not a little girl; I'm already of age, hmph, stinky uncle, if you won't tell me, I'll tell Sister Ouyang when we get back, I'll say you took me for an erotic massage." Flower Flower pouted defiantly.
Lin Hai silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, knowing full well that if his wife found out he brought Flower Flower to the erotic massage street, he could easily predict the dire consequences; his wife would definitely turn into a ferocious tiger and tear him to shreds.
"Hmph, don't threaten me, I'm telling you, keep asking about erotic massages, and that kind of scum man will appear again, if I'm not by your side, you know the consequences." Lin Hai pretended to intimidate.
Flower Flower got so frightened that her little face turned pale, and she nodded weakly, meekly saying, "I won't ask again."
Lin Hai secretly snickered inside, to deal with such a cute creature, a scare tactic like this was sure to work.
As the two were strolling, they unknowingly came across a street stall.
"Wow, that inflatable...erm, Beauty Goat is so cute, Uncle, I want it." Flower Flower whined, tugging at Lin Hai's arm incessantly.
Lin Hai was quite speechless; this was one of those small stalls with a shooting game to win stuffed animals.
Typically, the guns at these stalls are tampered with, making it pretty hard to hit the bullseye.
"Uncle, get it for me, I really want it." Flower Flower pouted even more.
Hearing this, Lin Hai almost embarrassingly stiffened; what do you mean give it to you? What do you mean you want it? In the adult world, these things tend to be thought of in a different light.
Helplessly, Lin Hai had to nod in agreement.
A young man from the couple ahead of them had just finished "shooting" and apparently didn't do too well; he dejectedly put the gun down, a bit too embarrassed to look at his girlfriend.
Lin Hai stepped forward, took out a crumpled five-dollar bill from his pocket, and handed it to the owner.
"Go Uncle, you're the greatest." Flower Flower supported loudly from behind, which drew the curious glances of the couple, though they didn't see anything particularly remarkable about Lin Hai.
Lin Hai casually raised his hand, which to the ordinary onlooker seemed nothing special, but to an expert in firearms, one glance would reveal that Lin Hai's casual posture was actually beyond the state of 'Man and Gun as One'—it was 'return to simplicity'.
'Man and Gun as One' meant to bring the gun into close contact with the person, like holding something in your hand that you could manipulate at will.
But 'return to simplicity' meant the gun was like the palm of your hand, whether it was a gun, a flying knife, or even a toothpick, they all could precisely and fatally strike.
He fired ten rhythmic shots.
The electronic notifier kept beeping: Bullseye, bullseye, bullseye, bullseye...
The stall owner's eyes bulged, and he unconsciously blurted out, "Holy shit!"
The couple on the side looked at Lin Hai in astonishment, especially the girl who huffily said to her boyfriend, "Look at him, easy bullseyes, and there go my Beauty Goat."
The man felt quite embarrassed and let out a helpless sigh as he approached Lin Hai.
Flower took the miserable boss's gift, Beauty Goat, with her small eyes squinting into crescents, laughing like a splendid trumpet flower, clutching the oversized stuffed toy tightly with love.
"Excuse me, big brother, could you transfer this stuffed toy to me? My girl really likes it," the man asked.
Lin Hai shook his head, "Sorry, Flower likes it, I can't sell it."
"How about this, I'll offer a thousand yuan for this stuffed toy, what do you say?" the man thought for a moment, eager to win his girlfriend's affection – otherwise, what if she refused him some fun tonight?
"Sorry, I can't make that decision. You'd have to ask her," Lin Hai said, pointing at Flower.
Actually, he felt that a thousand yuan was a great value; he was so poor that the money would be a substantial sum.
"Little miss, a thousand yuan for your stuffed toy, how about it?" said the man, quite confident as he spoke to Flower. In his view, a little girl would surely agree for that amount – he guessed she probably hadn't seen a thousand yuan in her whole life before.
Flower shook her head, "No, I really like Beauty Goat too."
Annoyance appeared on the man's face.
But seeing his girlfriend's furrowed brow, he gritted his teeth and said again:
"I'll pay ten thousand yuan for the toy," the man said.
Flower shook her head again. To her, ten thousand was no different from a thousand or a single yuan...
The man's face grew uglier with anger, "Young lady, I've seen plenty of people like you, don't be ungrateful when given face. Ten thousand yuan is already a lot. What? You want to hike the price up to a hundred thousand?"
Lin Hai's expression turned cold, stepping forward, he stood in the middle, shielding Flower from the young man's anger, he coldly said, "Young man, speak politely, don't frighten Flower."
"Hmph, buddy, not selling even for ten thousand, what's the meaning? You obviously want to jack up the price, I've seen too many people like you," the man said, clearly infuriated and embarrassed.
"We don't care about ten thousand yuan. Even if you offered a hundred thousand, I wouldn't sell it!" Lin Hai couldn't be bothered to waste his breath on such a guy, probably has a severe disconnect in his thinking, assuming everyone is greedy for money.
The man snorted coldly, "I offer a hundred thousand, will you sell?"
Hearing that, his girlfriend became anxious; with a hundred thousand, she could buy several LV bags. She was about to grab her boyfriend when she heard Lin Hai's disdainful voice: "A hundred thousand? No deal!"
The woman was also stunned, looking at Lin Hai as if he were an imbecile, thinking to herself: Could this man be an idiot? A hundred thousand, enough for any frivolous spending, and yet he refuses it for a toy worth just a few yuan?
Pulled back by his girlfriend, the man seemed to feel his face couldn't bear it, he huffed, "Don't show off, buddy. A hundred thousand is a lot for you, but I don't care about it. Don't waste a good chance to make money just because you're acting on impulse."
After speaking, the man deliberately showed off the car keys hanging on his belt.
Lin Hai saw that the man had a BMW key, seemingly a 7-series sedan.
"I am truly wealthy, don't pretend to be above it all. Ten thousand, what do you say?" the man said again, confident that a poor person would feel intimidated after seeing that he was wealthy.
Lin Hai said nothing, too lazy to even glance at the man, he slowly reached into his pocket and pulled out three car keys.
Porsche, Maybach, and the Rolls-Royce that Yu Tianlin had given him...
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