"Real-life love combat?"

Hua peered around curiously and spat out these words, shocked by the scene before her.

Lin Hai covered his face in defeat.

Xiao Yixuan's eyes widened as she looked at Hua, her pretty face turning beet red, and she screamed in panic.

Chen Linda also couldn't believe it. Just at the critical moment, someone had to show up. What would happen if word got out?

Seeing it was Hua, Ren Bingfei was scared to death. If President Ouyang got wind of this, she'd surely be fired, and all the hard work she put into getting this job would be wasted. And the sisters from her unit were counting on her for their own comebacks; if she got fired, it would be like letting down so many of them.

"Wow, this looks like so much fun. Uncle, I want to join too!"

With that, Hua waved her little hands and cheered as she walked over.

"For crying out loud, my dear miss, Little Star, please spare me."

Lin Hai quickly tried to stop her, being extremely careful this time, afraid of touching where he shouldn't.

"Wuu, uncle is so mean, not letting me play. I'm going to tell Sister Ouyang on you!" Hua said petulantly.

Lin Hai's forehead was streaming with cold sweat as he quickly covered Hua's mouth and pulled her into the cubicle, appearing like a thief with a guilty conscience. To onlookers, his actions were creepily suggestive, as if a nerdy uncle was planning something indecent against a cute little girl.

"Hua, you must not tell Ouyang Xiaoya about what you just saw," Lin Hai pleaded miserably.

"Hmph, Uncle, if you don't play with me, I'll tell Sister Ouyang," Hua smartly retorted, sensing an opportunity as Lin Hai's momentum weakened.

Ren Bingfei's pretty face turned deathly pale, terrified that Hua might genuinely tell Ouyang Xiaoya.

The two ladies were also wary of the mysterious President Ouyang, their hearts beating faster now.

"Cough cough, Hua, how about we go home and play? Uncle will play just with you for as long as you want," Lin Hai had no choice but to cajole her.

The three women immediately looked at Lin Hai differently.

Realizing he had said something wrong again, what with the mention of playing alone, Lin Hai quickly turned to explain awkwardly to the three women: "I was just joking."

"Uncle, you're so bad, trying to deceive me again, huh! This time I definitely won't let you off easy," Hua brandished her cute little fists.

The three women obviously didn't believe Lin Hai was an honest man.

"I'm just a bloody tragedy," Lin Hai lamented to the extreme, looking at the triumphant Hua, speechless.

"Hehe, Uncle, you scared?" Hua smiled triumphantly.

"Little ancestor, what exactly do you want?" Lin Hai asked with difficulty.

"Hee hee, Uncle, today I'm going out shopping, and you're my personal bodyguard. Of course, you have to protect me, and I mean closely," Hua threw out her prepared idea.

Shit, this little girl was indeed plotting against him. Such a small body but such a big schemer, and despite her cute face, she surely had a heart as dark and twisted as they come.

"Fine, I have no money, I admit defeat," Lin Hai nodded miserably, agreeing to her terms.

"Yay, hee hee, awesome! With Uncle around, I won't ever have to worry about feeling unsafe," Hua cheered jubilantly.

Lin Hai smacked his lips, muttering, "Why do I always feel like your statement sounds like the slogan of a little brother's uniform ad?"

Lin Hai remembered that Durex's slogan seemed to be something like, with that thing, your girlfriend never has to worry about safety anymore.

Especially when those words came from Hua's adorable little mouth, they always seemed to lead one's thoughts astray.

The three ladies' cheeks flushed with embarrassment as Lin Hai's image in their hearts was completely overturned and shattered, leaving it in ruins.

...

A dozen minutes later, Lin Hai looked at the three sisters wearing women's security uniforms, their chests prominently displayed and their figures sultry, as he tried his best to explain, "What just happened really was a misunderstanding, I hope you won't take it to heart, my actual nickname is Little Purity, really."

Ren Bingfei bit her lip, her face peachy-pink, seemingly lost in thought.

Xiao Yixuan's mind was filled with Brother Lin's earlier remark "nice to touch," and couldn't help but lower her gaze to her chest, speechless.

Chen Linda kept rubbing her tender thighs; Lin Hai's "Hooking Girl's Leg" move had left her feeling a bit sore now.

"Uncle, if you don't come out, I'm going to tattle," called Hua's voice.

Lin Hai stumbled, almost falling over. He must not have checked the almanac before leaving the house today.

"Well, three sisters, I should get going. I'll give you massages later to make it up to you, I'm really good at massages," Lin Hai said apologetically, then backed out.

Sitting in Hua's car, Lin Hai played the role of driver.

"La la, uncle's driving, taking me shopping," Hua said happily.

Lin Hai frowned miserably; at this moment, Hua no longer seemed cute to him, she was simply a little devil star.

"Big star Hua, where to?"

"Wuu, I've never been to a casino, never been to an Erotic massage, never been to a bar. Uncle, I'm not scared of anything with you here; take me to have a blast. Let's go wild!"

"Cough cough, do you even know what an Erotic massage is?" Lin Hai nearly ran out of breath.

"No idea, but what does it matter? As long as you're with me, no bad guys would dare bully me, right?" Hua batted her eyelashes.

"Erm, Erotic massage is a place only for men."

"I don't care, I want to go to an Erotic massage," Hua stubbornly said.

"sh*t..." Lin Hai was speechless.

"If you don't take me to an Erotic massage, I'll tell President Ouyang about you doing the very loving things with the three young ladies just now..."

"Damn it!"

"I just want an Erotic massage," Hua insisted, her adorable big eyes filled with curiosity when she mentioned Erotic massage.

She had often inadvertently heard people talk about Erotic massages, and those men always had a smug look on their faces as if it was really fun, but when discussing this topic, they always seemed to deliberately avoid it, giving Hua the impression that Erotic massage was something very mysterious.

"Are you sure you want an Erotic massage?" Lin Hai's eyes widened; sh*t, the little stars of today were too unrestrained!

Hua nodded, "Uh-huh, I want an Erotic massage."

"Alright, but don't regret it later!" Lin Hai thought since he was being threatened by Hua, there was nothing he could do about it. If she wanted to go, then they'd go. Who was he to be afraid of?

"That's great, uncle, drive fast, show off your 'Initial Lin' driving skills!" As Hua spoke, she quickly buckled her seatbelt. This girl wasn't foolish.

"Hmph, Erotic massage, don't you regret it. Uncle will take you to see the world!"

Lin Hai let out a 'mischievous' sinister smile.

Hua suddenly felt a chill down her spine, looking at Lin Hai's sinister smile with a touch of unease in her heart.

But Lin Hai didn't give her a chance to think twice, he floored the gas pedal, flicked the steering wheel, and the Porsche sped away in a cloud of dust.

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