Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 522: Fell into the Pit Again


[PS: Thanks to "Er Bu Dong", "Chuxin Alliance - A Meng", and all the other friends for their rewards, I've been slow on updates recently, I am truly sorry for that. Lin Hai, covering his face, very reluctantly gifts twenty stockings of Queen Qi, hope you guys don't play too rough with them, muah.]

Ouyang Xiaoya's face immediately turned extremely ugly, and she almost stumbled and fell.

"Beast, do you believe I'll castrate you?" Ouyang Xiaoya was so angry she almost wanted to burst out cursing.

Asking for a reward is fine, but asking for this kind of sleazy and disgusting reward, are you asking for death?

"Hey hey, CEO, why are you blowing up like this? Can't you be a bit gentler? After all, I am your husband," Lin Hai protested and retorted.

"You call that a husband? Aren't you disgusted?" Ouyang Xiaoya reprimanded like a progressive youth from the old society scolding the ruthless landlords.

Lin Hai, with an innocent and utterly aggrieved expression, opened his mouth wide in surprise and quietly retorted, "Wife, how can you have such bizarre tastes?"

"You! You even dare to bite back? It's clearly you who wants me to...," Ouyang Xiaoya truly couldn't continue, especially as the thoughts in her mind made her feel nauseous and vomit-inducing.

"CEO, we mustn't talk nonsense," Lin Hai questioned again.

"Just now you clearly..., and even had a malicious expression, obviously you wanted me to..."

If glares could become sharp swords, Lin Hai would probably end up clutching his crotch and screaming in agony.

"CEO, it was just your own assumption. I was just referring to my own calf, it was just the angle, that's all. The reward I wanted was just for you to tap my leg, just a massage."

After saying this, Lin Hai's eyes shifted again, letting out a shameless lecherous laugh, "Who would've thought, the mighty Iceberg CEO of Huadu actually knows how to..."

"You, dead beast, to hell with you." Ouyang Xiaoya was almost exploding with rage.

Lin Hai coughed and said solemnly, "If you really do want to help me with, well... I actually wouldn't mind. Go ahead, I resign myself to my fate because, after all, you are my wife. It was expected to happen sooner or later."

Ouyang Xiaoya's face turned as red as an angry little apple, suffocatingly red, her beautiful eyes brimming with fury.

Dead beast, truly a beast deserving to be hacked into thousands of pieces, still seriously talking about making me do such indecent things, and the worst part was saying "it was expected to happen sooner or later," is just despicable.

"Wife, either leg tapping, a massage, or that, you pick," Lin Hai rolling his eyes, picked up a cup of tea, sipped it, and both his legs began to jitter intensely.

Ouyang Xiaoya bit her lips lightly, her delicate hands placed on Lin Hai's calf, her face filled with a sorrowful expression.

"CEO, why the mournful face? I'm not a landlord, and you're not a maid, don't be like this, it feels like you're being forced," Lin Hai mumbled.

Qianqian's fingers viciously pinched Lin Hai's thigh, her force seemed like she wanted to break it off.

"Ow."

A loud shout emerged from Lin Hai's throat, which could probably be heard down the office corridor.

Ouyang Xiaoya quickly realized they were in the company, hurriedly covered Lin Hai's mouth: "Dead beast, what are you trying to do? Screaming so loudly, are you looking to die? We're at the company, what if others hear?"

Lin Hai could only smell the fragrance lingering on the CEO's hand that was covering his mouth, tightly suffocated, and he could only make muffled noises.

"Dead beast, keep it down," Ouyang Xiaoya said anxiously.

"Mmm mmm," Lin Hai quickly realized he was running out of air.

"Dead beast, you must keep quiet, keep it down, to make such a scene over a massage, people will start getting the wrong ideas," warned Ouyang Xiaoya.

"Sh*t, I'm gonna suffocate."

Lin Hai suddenly had a burst of inspiration, his tongue slightly sticking out, deftly yet powerfully licking the palm that covered his mouth.

"Ah"

Ouyang Xiaoya let out a moan-like gasp, her little hand retracting as if electrocuted.

"Beast, how dare you lick the CEO!"

Looking at the CEO's coquettish glare, Lin Hai gave an embarrassed smile: "You almost suffocated me, I had to fight back, how about that? Not bad, right?"

"Tongue Technique!!!" Ouyang Xiaoya wished she could rip the beast's tongue off, that lick just now made her palm itch unbearably, she felt completely discomposed.

"Hehe, CEO, see how clever I am? Just now with that 'dunang', I felt like serving you." Lin Hai wore a sycophantic expression.

Ouyang Xiaoya felt like slapping the smirking beast to death.

Disgusted, she picked up a tissue, wiped her palm where the beast had even left a trace of saliva, utterly detestable.

"CEO, give me a few more presses, consider it a reward."

Ouyang Xiaoya, gritting her teeth and very reluctantly, pressed a few more times.

"Oh~ So comfortable~ Oh, YES!"

"Beast, enough!" Ouyang Xiaoya was about to go crazy.

"This guy must be doing it on purpose, absolutely on purpose, otherwise why make those sounds, which even filled with 'lines' from those videos, especially that 'yes', clearly mimicking Europe and America style."

Lin Hai blinked: "CEO, making a little noise to express the refreshment I feel inside is equivalent to indirectly praising your massage skills."

"Can you not make the 'yes' sound?" Ouyang Xiaoya barely held back and said.

"Oh, shall I change it to 'majestic' instead?"

"You!"

"CEO, do you understand all these?" Lin Hai blinked and suddenly asked.

"What do I understand?" Ouyang Xiaoya was utterly baffled.

"Then have you seen Teacher Ozawa's films?"

"What Teacher Ozawa? I don't know!" Ouyang Xiaoya flatly denied.

"Then have you seen films by Teacher Ozawa and Teacher Falk?" Lin Hai asked again.

"Don't know, never heard of, and definitely haven't seen them." Ouyang Xiaoya gritted her teeth.

"Oh, then you must have seen movies by Fan Ice Water, right?"

"What? She makes those kinds of movies...?" Halfway through, Ouyang Xiaoya saw Lin Hai's malicious and triumphant smile, and she suddenly realized that she had fallen into the beast's trap again.

"Hehe, CEO I don't know anything."

Lin Hai laughed out loud, leaving Ouyang Xiaoya flushed with embarrassment and anger.

"Beast, the massage is over, now get out of here before I can't control my urge to kill you."

"Eh, alright, I've licked and finished my part, I'll take off now." Lin Hai chuckled, turned, and left, leaving Ouyang Xiaoya furiously stamping her foot.

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