Lin Hai simply couldn't anymore, feeling like his entire being was in disarray.

Who can explain why in the dead of night there's someone else appearing in one's own bed? And judging by the voice, it's even a woman.

"Umm," the sound of sleep-talking rang out again.

Lin Hai didn't dare make a sound, fearing it would lead to another misunderstanding.

He looked intently across the bed and couldn't help but gasp, "Sh*t, it's Ren Bingfei."

"It's over. If Mrs. Ouyang finds out, she'll definitely castrate me."

"But I locked my door well, so how could she have come in? Unless she had a key, and besides myself, only Mrs. Ouyang knows about it..."

"Why the heck is Ren Bingfei in my bed... What's most important is, why doesn't she seem to like wearing pajamas or anything when she sleeps?"

Ren Bingfei turned over comfortably, scaring Lin Hai so much that he didn't dare to even breathe out.

Luckily, Ren Dajun was still deep asleep, sleeping quite soundly.

"No, I have to disappear quickly. If she wakes up, it would be a huge misunderstanding."

Lin Hai quickly and gently shifted his body, cautiously inching towards getting out of bed, then making a quick escape.

"Wu, don't run away, little bear..."

"Damn, what little bear... Fuck!"

Ren Bingfei seemed to be dreaming in her sleep, and as she turned over, she wrapped her arms around Lin Hai, who was attempting to leave the bed.

"Little bear, that mushroom looks so pretty, I really want to eat it..."

In her sleep-talking, Ren Bingfei's hands recklessly reached out towards Lin Hai's legs.

"Damn it!"

Lin Hai was nearly in tears and quickly dodged, wiping away a cold sweat.

"I almost got my mushroom picked."

Gently prying away Ren's hand, Lin Hai grabbed the clothes from the floor and jumped out of the window at the speed of light, then sneaked back to the living room and lay on the couch, pretending as if nothing had happened.

The next morning, a cold breeze blew, and Lin Hai subconsciously curled up a bit, opening his sleepy eyes.

"Alas, what a heart-pounding night. I have to pretend as if nothing happened."

Lin Hai's hand searched for the pile of clothes he had brought to the couch last night.

With eyes still closed, after putting on his underwear, there was something that felt off, but he couldn't quite pinpoint what it was.

He quickly and efficiently got dressed and stretched his limbs.

"Beast Lin, you're back?" The voice of Ouyang Xiaoya echoed from the second-floor hallway.

Lin Hai waved his hand in greeting, "Morning, CEO."

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you something. Ren Bingfei stayed in your room last night. She just came to Huadu and had nowhere to stay, so she's temporarily staying at our place," Ouyang Xiaoya said.

"Oh, luckily I just fell asleep on the couch last night. CEO, could you please inform me in advance next time? It would be bad if some misunderstanding were to occur," Lin Hai complained discontentedly.

Ouyang Xiaoya snorted coldly and said disdainfully, "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. You were hoping for a misunderstanding to happen."

"Hehe, CEO is truly wise, you've seen right through me." Lin Hai took the opportunity to back down the hill, rubbing the back of his head and laughing.

"Alright, go make breakfast, I'll go wake Ren up." Ouyang Xiaoya commanded.

"CEO, for breakfast would you like milk, or jelly?" Lin Hai winked and asked with a grin.

Hearing the words milk and jelly, Ouyang Xiaoya's pretty face instantly froze over, and her teeth made a grating noise as she said word by word, "Beast, say that one more time and see what happens."

"Ugh, forget it, I'll go slice some ham sausage..." Lin Hai darted into the kitchen in a flash.

Ouyang Xiaoya felt like going crazy with irritation. She found herself completely turned off by milk, jelly, and ham sausage; just hearing them made her uncontrollably think of those embarrassing things.

Breakfast was quickly prepared, ham sandwich with milk.

Lin Hai sat at the dining table, smoking a cigarette. About fifteen minutes later, Ren Bingfei finally came downstairs slowly, and her walk seemed quite odd, as if something was uncomfortable.

"Come on, time for breakfast." Lin Hai called out with a smile.

Ouyang Xiaoya gave her a glare and frowned upon seeing the breakfast on the table.

However, with Ren Bingfei present, she didn't feel it was appropriate to say anything.

"Good morning, Brother Lin. Good morning, President Ouyang." Ren Bingfei's pretty face was inexplicably flushed red, and she couldn't look Lin Hai in the eye.

Seeing Ren Bingfei's expression, Ouyang Xiaoya snorted and said with a CEO's air and composed manner, "Ren, if you're going to live here, you must beware of your Brother Lin. He has a nickname, 'Beast Lin'."

Upon hearing this, Lin Hai was indignant, protesting that this was ruining his reputation, with a pouty mouth, he argued, "CEO, I think you shouldn't spread your misunderstandings to others. I'm an upright person, a pure person, a three-time good man beyond lowly entertainments... Uh, a good guy."

"Shut up, you dead beast. For someone like you, who probably uses enough small-sized work gloves made of rubber in a month to manufacture a car tire, if you're not a beast then what are you?" Ouyang Xiaoya rolled her eyes at him.

Lin Hai chuckled, rubbing his hands together, leeringly eyeing Ouyang Xiaoya's graceful figure, "CEO, if it's for you, I'm willing to use that many condoms in a month, even if it means bidding my green and carefree youth farewell."

Ouyang Xiaoya rolled her eyes again and told Ren Bingfei, "You see? This is your Brother Lin's true face. And remember, he has a hobby of collecting underwear, so be very careful."

Lin Hai's eyes bulged; this was defamation.

For reasons unknown, Ren Bingfei's face instantly turned completely red, and with shyness, she lowered her head, not daring to look at Lin Hai.

"That's right, Lin Hai is also gay, he's probably had his chrysanthemum wrecked all over the mountains by now, so Ren, you must stay far away from him." Ouyang Xiaoya added fuel to the fire.

Lin Hai finally understood that Ouyang Xiaoya was deliberately blackening his image to make Ren Bingfei stay away from him.

"Beast, do you have anything to say?" Ouyang Xiaoya glared at Lin Hai with a threatening expression.

Lin Hai nodded knowingly, "Nothing much to say. As someone who's lacking in female companionship in all five elements, I'm staying out of this."

"Hmph, at least you're aware of yourself. It's not your fault that you're invisibly lacking a girl; it's mainly because you're uglier than Ke Zhen'e from the Jiangnan Seven Monsters. I'm just barely providing you shelter." Ouyang Xiaoya hummed.

Lin Hai continued the conversation, "I'm begging you, CEO, to take me in. I've been desperately thirsty for too long."

"Hmph, eat your breakfast, you dead beast."

...

After breakfast, the CEO went to get ready and dressed for work.

Lin Hai became the dishwasher.

"Brother Lin..." Ren Bingfei called timidly from behind him.

"Oh? Miss Ren, the CEO was just joking; I really don't have a hobby of collecting underwear."

"Brother Lin, does your underwear have 'F*CK' written on it?"

Lin Hai choked in surprise, "How did you know?"

Then, Lin Hai froze suddenly, subconsciously lifting his own trousers for a look, wondering when his underwear had gained lace edges?

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