Liu Piaopiao waved her little pink fist, brandishing the "sweet potato" in her hand in a threatening manner. The newspaper rustled in the wind, emanating a sense of victorious smugness, and her cute little face broke into a delightful chrysanthemum smile.

"Hmph, Special Police Queen Liu Piaopiao, with her famous Dragon Capturing Hand, scared now, are you?" Liu Piaopiao let out a series of tinkling, triumphant laughter.

Lin Hai coughed dryly, marveling at how violent girls were these days. Dragon Capturing Hand indeed; it was clearly the Absolute Posterior Hand just now. No wonder she had been so confident earlier about making him strip in minutes—she indeed possessed that innate Talent Skill.

"You took the sweet potato, fine, but can you return my... the elastic band from my whatnot? You really went for it, not sparing even the elastic." Lin Hai's voice sounded woefully, like a bucket of cold water poured over the head of Liu Piaopiao, who was immersed in the joy of victory.

Liu Piaopiao quickly glanced in the direction Lin Hai indicated and saw that he was pointing to the inner garment emblazoned with the words "F*CK" which indeed had its elastic gone, fluttering and on the verge of falling as the wind blew past.

Lin Hai was clutching the edge of the garment tightly to prevent it from tumbling down, thinking to himself that Liu Piaopiao might have martial arts talent, not even sparing the elastic band.

Liu Piaopiao's pretty face instantly turned into a little apple, her victorious expression from moments ago transformed into a mix of shyness and anger.

"Pervert!"

"Are you talking to me?" Lin Hai blinked and asked.

"Who else if not you? Is there a second person here?" Liu Piaopiao gnashed her teeth, ready to bite.

"Cough cough, Auntie, you're wrongly accusing with no basis."

"You're simply infuriatingly perverted." Liu Piaopiao grew angrier and angrier; the fellow clearly did it on purpose, and dared to put on a "vulnerable group" expression. The more she watched, the angrier she got.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said:

"You're the one who, in broad daylight, robbed me of my inner clothing. I was about to call the police. Haven't there been incidents of undergarment thefts recently, with the thief specifically robbing and stealing others' undergarments? Turns out you're exposed now, finally caught the big thief, and I've done a good deed for the local elders and folks." Lin Hai affected a righteous expression.

Liu Piaopiao bit her teeth, and beneath her long lashes, her almond eyes glared fiercely at Lin Hai. This damned little security guard actually dared to frame her, and blasély spoke as if he were absolutely righteous, making her want to punch his annoying face.

"You're the undergarment thief, what would I want with your nonsense?" Liu Piaopiao, clearly miffed, rebutted the sharp-tongued Beast Lin.

"How would I know your reasons? Maybe you have a special hobby. I've heard there are lots of original... unused items sold on Taobao; you're not that kind of person, are you?" Lin Hai chuckled smugly.

Liu Piaopiao's already infuriated chest swelled with additional anger. "That kind of person," indeed. Did the stunningly beautiful Queen Liu Piaopiao need to be that kind of person?

"Queen Piaopiao, could it be that at night you hold onto my elastic band and then take the opportunity to..." Lin Hai grinned wickedly, insinuating yet not quite saying it.

In his mind, an uncontrollable image formed: in the pitch-black night, Quianqian's fair hands clutching tightly to his elastic band, with a thief's nervous expression, sneakily peering around before approaching the bed, pulling back the covers, and revealing a sleazy expression mixed with a pretty face, slipping under the quilt to do unsightly bad deeds, and the mad 'ravaging' of his poor elastic band ensued...

"What are you trying to say? Take the opportunity to do what?" Liu Piaopiao glared sideways at Lin Hai with her almond eyes.

"Nothing much, hehe." Lin Hai snickered wickedly, glancing at Liu Piaopiao and then at his own "F*CK" underwear, almost unable to hold back his laughter.

"You can tell from that sleazy look in your eyes that you're definitely up to no good."

Liu Piaopiao felt like she had met her nemesis today; such a detestable little security guard was a first for her, but since he hadn't actually done anything, she was powerless against him.

Thinking of wrongdoing... Liu Piaopiao's gaze involuntarily fell upon the newspaper in her hand.

Holding it didn't feel like touching a sweet potato at all—what on earth was inside it?

A woman's curiosity can kill a cat.

Lin Hai noticed where Liu Piaopiao's eyes were lingering, and his heart skipped a beat; he inwardly cursed, oh crap.

Just as Liu Piaopiao saw Lin Hai's evasive look, her curiosity intensified, and she was sure that whatever was inside the newspaper was very important to Lin Hai, or else he wouldn't be so wary.

"Humph, I want to see just what it is. If it's worthless, I'll throw it away and let you feel the pain." Pondering her revenge plan, Liu Piaopiao didn't hesitate at all as she unfolded the newspaper.

"No!" Lin Hai tried to step forward to stop her, but Beauty Liu's high heels suddenly rose, and she struck out with a high kick. The heel gleamed coldly in the sunlight, forcing him to halt in his tracks.

"Damn, this sh*t..." Lin Hai felt his eyes fixate.

Liu Piaopiao thought it was her "mighty" move that had scared Lin Hai, feeling secretly proud, her hands quickly tearing the newspaper into shreds, revealing the object.

"What is this thing?" Liu Piaopiao frowned; the small metallic box was even fitted with a combination lock, giving off a strong high-tech vibe, but such a thing appearing in the hands of a little security guard seemed rather odd.

Lin Hai's eyes rolled around; he definitely wouldn't tell her the truth.

"This... that..."

"Won't talk, huh? If you don't, I'll throw it away." Liu Piaopiao positioned the object over a drain.

"Please, big sis, oh no, Beauty Liu, Goddess Liu, I was wrong, please don't throw it away, it's quite expensive, I went through a lot of trouble to get it," Lin Hai quickly tried to sweet-talk her.

At that moment, the taxi driver grew impatient and stuck his head out, frowning and asking, "Hey, what's the deal with you two? Know each other? If you want to argue, do it somewhere else, you're holding up my business."

When Liu Piaopiao heard that, she flared up, ready to argue with the driver. Lin Hai quickly stood in the middle, forcing an apologetic smile, and politely said to the driver, "Driver sir, please don't be upset. She's my wife; she's in a huff because she complained that I was too quick last night. I'll tip you extra, we'll be on our way shortly."

The driver, seeing Lin Hai's decent attitude and hearing the offer of extra money, nodded, "Oh, a little tiff between a couple, huh? Women need to be coaxed, or satisfied—I'm an old driver, get it?"

Lin Hai nodded, admiringly responding, "You truly are an 'old driver'."

Liu Piaopiao was even less pleased, snorting angrily, "Who's your wife? Do you believe I can cripple you?"

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