Hearing Lin Hai bring up "Erotic massage" again, Ouyang Xiaoya slightly frowned and glared at him.

However, this time Ouyang Xiaoya surprisingly didn't get angry, probably because her resistance had increased from previous experiences.

"What? You can't die from not going to an Erotic massage, can you?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked coldly.

"I feel terrible, afraid I'll suffocate to death," Lin Hai climbed along the conversation.

"Suffocate?"

"Yes."

"Hmph, I, the CEO, can accept widowhood, but not infidelity."

"Cough cough, CEO, after all, I'm the one who will dress you in a wedding gown in the future, can't you be a bit nicer to me? I hold quite a bit of evidence about you, you know."

Having said that, Lin Hai cockily crossed his legs.

Watching that shameless expression, Ouyang Xiaoya's teeth made a crunching sound, but she was utterly helpless against him.

"Hmph, just for what you just said, if you dare not dress me in a wedding gown, I'll make sure you'll be put in a monk's robe," Ouyang Xiaoya enunciated each word, her teeth gritted, though she had no plans to marry Lin Hai yet.

"Damn, that's vicious."

"Vicious? After you're in a robe, I'll personally take you to the temple, lest a beast like you keep your bad habits and haunt the nunnery," Ouyang Xiaoya added, her little expression looking quite serious, as if she might really go snip-snip on Lin Hai.

"I bet if you do that, the vegetable and fruit market around the Nunnery will definitely see good business, especially for eggplants, apples, bananas, durians, and such."

"Beast, you really are a beast!"

After saying that, Ouyang Xiaoya swayed her attractive hips, preparing to go to the kitchen to chop up some sausages a few more times to vent her frustration, and under Lin Hai's veiled ridicule just now, Ouyang Xiaoya felt she might never eat sausages again, for fear of associations…

"Hehe." Lin Hai, seeing the CEO look frustrated, laughed and hummed on the sofa with his legs crossed, "In the realm I control, you gotta follow my pace~~ stirring trouble, and getting cozy with whatnot~ failing concepts, everything else is fun~"

Hearing this smug song, Ouyang Xiaoya turned back and glared furiously at Lin Hai, this beast.

"Wife, how's my singing on this song?"

"I guess you could join something like 'Happy Drag Queens,' or 'Super Tough Guys' right? I remember this song was sung by someone called what's it... Tony Little Eyes or something Jay?" Lin Hai boasted with a smile.

Ouyang Xiaoya rolled her eyes hard, annoyed: "It's Dong Damu, and Jay Little Eyes Zhou, the song is by Jay Little Eyes Zhou, Tony Big Tree is for filming… uh…"

"Filming what? CEO indeed deserves the title of the Iceberg Goddess of Huadu, even knowing about Tony that thing; tsk tsk, CEO, there's been a big clean-up lately, even fast streaming got banned, even I, a ten-year wolf, have no place to watch movies anymore, got a seed?" Lin Hai winked.

Realizing she had misspoken, Ouyang Xiaoya's pretty face turned as red as a monkey's bum.

How could she utter such things in front of Beast Lin? Sure enough, the beast started showing off again, and such an embarrassing feeling.

Ouyang Xiaoya occasionally also browses the internet to read some news, and while she has never watched a Japanese action movie, she does know a few names and has come across some cold jokes about tiny-eyed Jay on websites like Mop and Tianya, which also mention Tony Dongdamu, so that's how she knows a little about it.

"CEO, why so silent now? Can I get a torrent seed?" Lin Hai asked with a sincere tone, one would think he's a humble student eager to learn.

"This Beast! Torrent seed my ass!" Ouyang Xiaoya was almost bashful to death, her small teeth biting her red lips, unable to utter a word.

"CEO, not even giving out a seed, that's stingy. How about a file number then?" Lin Hai winked again.

"Beast!" Ouyang Xiaoya was absolutely furious, and this time it was her own slip of the tongue that Lin Hai caught on, leaving her no chance to retort, making her feel utterly frustrated.

"What are you always thinking about? Your mind is filled with filthy thoughts," Ouyang Xiaoya fumed.

"CEO, I am actually a very pure person. If it weren't for you mentioning that Tony thing, I absolutely wouldn't have thought of it," Lin Hai blinked, making an innocent lamb-like face.

"You! Dead Beast." Ouyang Xiaoya's angry little fists even made a crackling sound from her knuckles.

After speaking, Ouyang Xiaoya felt that she couldn't keep entangling with this beast Lin Hai; otherwise, with his slick-talking and thick-skinned attitude, she would be annoyed to death.

How did such a weirdo scumbag Lin end up becoming her fiancé, and even living together for so long, and she can still survive in one piece, is nothing short of a miracle.

"Hey, CEO, don't go, let's chat for ten more bucks."

"CEO, wait a second, I suddenly have a very serious question I want to consult you about," Lin Hai hastily called.

Ouyang Xiaoya paused in her steps, seeming to hesitate whether or not to turn around.

Eventually, her curiosity made her feel it necessary to listen to what Lin Hai had to ask, as his tone sounded very serious.

Ouyang Xiaoya turned around, looked at Lin Hai, and asked:

"Go ahead, what do you really want to ask?"

Lin Hai coughed, cleared his throat, and then asked seriously:

"CEO, please listen to the last question, which one is your favorite among Tony Dongdamu's films?"

After speaking, he gazed earnestly at the CEO, the Iceberg Beauty, his face showing a thirst for "knowledge," keen to absorb like a studying sponge.

Anger in Ouyang Xiaoya's charming eyes reached an unparalleled level, her delicate shoulders slightly trembled, her heart pounding violently, her small fists crackled, and her mouth seemed ready to tear the beast-like master of Japanese films into pieces, struggling to contain her explosive emotions and nearly splattering blood in anger at such an indecent question!

*Cough cough*, pretend I didn't ask, CEO, you're busy, my bad haha," Lin Hai saw those piercing cold eyes and wisely shut up.

Ouyang Xiaoya took a deep breath, ready to unleash a torrent of words at Lin Hai, but at that moment, his phone suddenly rang.

Damn, who timed their call so perfectly!

Lin Hai quickly picked up his phone and waved it at Ouyang Xiaoya, grinning sheepishly: "CEO, it's a call, I need to take this, you carry on, hehehe."

After speaking, Lin Hai quickly answered the call and dashed towards the exit.

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