Lin Hai was lying on the sofa, comfortably enjoying Hua's massage.
"Little Hua, your technique is not bad, come, make uncle happy with a massage at the same time."
"Massage?"
Hua was on the verge of tears.
A big celebrity like herself, actually giving a massage to an old man?
"Massage can activate blood circulation and relieve muscles; it has great influence on the major nerves in the body, do you understand? I'm thinking of your best interest. Once you master this skill, even if you're out of a job, you'll have a valuable skill."
"A valuable skill? You mean becoming a foot masseuse after becoming unemployed?" Hua's tears began to drop, feeling utterly bullied.
"Just squeak when it's time," Lin Hai said with half-closed eyes.
"Squeak—"
Hua weakly and obediently let out a real "squeak."
Just then, Ouyang Xiaoya stormed in furiously.
"Beast Lin, I' m going to kill you today," Ouyang Xiaoya was fuming with anger.
"What's all the racket? It's just cleaning a room. Have you been so angry lately because your Big Aunt's visiting?" Lin Hai didn't even bother to open his eyes, humming arrogantly.
"Big Aunt's visiting? Big Aunt is visiting you!" Ouyang Xiaoya was truly enraged.
It's not a big deal that you, Lin Hai, are sleazy or a bit lecherous; after all, men are creatures who think with their lower halves. This can be understood and gradually, with education, you can be reformed into a model gentleman.
But hiding that thing under the pillow, that's going too far.
As if his fiancee doesn't exist, right?
And that little bellyband, still wafting the scent of another woman's perfume, that's utterly unacceptable!
"Oh my, wife, you're so naughty. It's normal for you to get your Big Aunt's visit, but to visit me... that's, people are shy about that," Lin Hai chuckled mischievously, clueless that the "evidence" in his room had been discovered by the CEO.
Ouyang Xiaoya felt a suffocating tightness in her chest, trembling with unrestrained anger due to heavy breathing.
Lin Hai watched eagerly, thinking inside, tsk tsk, the CEO really deserves her position, that's some solid assets.
Seeing Lin Hai's gaze, Ouyang Xiaoya wished she could gouge out his eyeballs.
If an ice queen CEO is like an immaculate jade pearl, carved out of the purest jade, then Lin Hai would be the wrapping cloth that dirties the pearl, stinky and long, and particularly annoying.
"What kind of bizarre species does this guy belong to, as a leftover? He's so annoying, the very best of the worst."
Ouyang Xiaoya really couldn't fathom why her father would find her such a weirdo as a fiance, as there couldn't be a man more bizarre than him in all of Huadu.
Feeling Ouyang Xiaoya's piercing stare, Lin Hai bashfully blinked his eyes and said, "CEO, don't stare at me like that, I'll get bashful."
"You!!!!!!"
His words reignited her rage.
"Bashful my foot, your whole family is bashful, bashful your sister!" This detestable guy, his skin is thicker than a wall's plaster, probably even bullets can't penetrate it. It's mysterious how he cultivated such an impenetrable and toxin-resistant thick-skinned face.
"Hehe, CEO, don't be angry, there, there, you see how tumultuous you are, relax, breathe, let me help smooth things out for you."
As he finished speaking, Lin Hai's salacious hand reached toward Ouyang Xiaoya.
"How dare you...!"
Before the words were finished, the salacious hand was promptly withdrawn.
"Ah!"
Ouyang Xiaoya cried out, her delicate hands swiftly striking the back of Lin Hai's hand.
"Hehe."
"Beast Lin, you've gone too far, get out of here right now!" Ouyang Xiaoya pointed at the door, her shoulders trembling with anger, blood in her body rushing backward, almost spewing out in anger.
Lin Hai awkwardly lowered his hand.
"When you were lecturing me just now, you were so righteous and eloquent, weren't you?" Ouyang Xiaoya thought of the crucial issue.
"Where, where, read more books to be less deceived, right?" Lin Hai brazenly declared.
"Really?"
"Yeah, read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles. I am just such an outstanding, learned, and handsome guy, sigh." Lin Hai shook his head.
"What is this then?"
Ouyang Xiaoya snorted coldly, took out the little wings from behind her, and waved them in front of Lin Hai.
"Holy crap!"
Lin Hai was dumbstruck, staring blankly at the small wings, why do they look so familiar? Space's girl version, damn, weren't these what he picked up in the bushes the other day that might belong to Queen Qi?
"Come on, speak up, why aren't you making a righteous speech now? Tell me, what are you doing with this stuff hidden under your pillow? Using it to spread positive energy?" Ouyang Xiaoya wore a triumphant expression as if she had caught a thief red-handed, and seeing Lin Hai's foolish gaze, her heart felt much more relieved.
Lin Hai really wanted to slap himself hard, how could he forget about this thing under the pillow in his room, what a miscalculation.
"Well, CEO, I... I've been feeling uncomfortable lately and was planning to pad it a bit."
Lin Hai explained dryly.
!!!!!!!!
Ouyang Xiaoya's pretty face almost frosted over instantly, her teeth grinding, her beautiful forehead creased into a "川+王" character. Could you lose any more dignity? Beast Lin, do you sell your integrity by the pound?
If Ouyang Xiaoya is a beauty born from excellent traditional genes, then Lin Hai must be a freak crystallization that just couldn't hold it in for a moment.
"And what is this?"
Ouyang Xiaoya took out the underwear, tossed them disgustingly over, and they landed smack dab on Lin Hai's head, fitting perfectly atop.
"Crap, CEO, don't do this, if someone sees this, they'll think we're playing some special game." Lin Hai said with tears that he could not cry.
Ouyang Xiaoya's moist and beautiful eyes widened, she never imagined this bastard could be so shamelessly rogue at this point, utterly shameless, especially with that thing on top of his head right now, and still incessantly blinking his innocent eyes, she really felt like giving him a devastating Heart Fist.
"CEO, this belongs to you, remember that time when we did that thing, and you accidentally left it in my room?" Lin Hai's eyes flickered with an ambiguous atmosphere.
Hua felt she had heard the greatest gossip ever, her ears erect like a kitten's.
"You're lying, I've never had this type."
"CEO, will you admit it? Can't say it in front of Hua? That night I was drunk holding your hand, talking nonsense, only concerned with my own suppressed thoughts, wildly expressing them, seeing your intoxicated eyes, I thought… and then..." Lin Hai started talking nonsense. At this time, he definitely couldn't admit to it, he had to find a way to muddle through.
Hua felt this was simply the greatest gossip ever, very subtle, but leading to wild imaginings, too explosive.
Taking a deep breath, Ouyang Xiaoya was about to execute this shameless beast on the spot, when suddenly her phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Ah? Dad?"
"I am home, yes, Lin Hai? Lin Hai is here too."
"What? You're in Huadu?"
Ouyang Xiaoya was dumbfounded, her father was actually coming.
Lin Hai was also stunned, blurting out, "What? My father-in-law is coming?"
"Don't you dare call my dad 'father-in-law'." Ouyang Xiaoya glared at Lin Hai.
"Oh oh, if not that, then what, should we prepare something?" Lin Hai asked awkwardly.
"Hmph, prepare what? Take that thing off your head first!" Ouyang Xiaoya was both angry and irritated, how did she end up with this weird creature as her fiancé, what had she done in her past life.
"Oh, right, I almost forgot." In a panic, Lin Hai took the special garment off his head and realizing he couldn't fit it in his pocket, in his rush, he stuffed it directly into his pants.
"You!" Ouyang Xiaoya was completely flustered.
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