Can't people just play happily together anymore?

Is it not possible for men and women to have a pure, kind, and harmonious coexistence?

Lin Hai angrily patted out the last flame on his pants. Looking down, he was alarmed to find a large hole burned right in the center of his trousers, thankfully his undergarments were intact—no indecent exposure.

At the moment, Hua Buqi was pouting with a look of grievance, her cute eyes not daring to look directly at Lin Hai. She turned her head, pretending to look around, but her peripheral vision stealthily glanced at Lin Hai, too timid to make a sound.

"Look at this, is this something a little star should be doing?"

"Starting a fire, burning my pants, almost burning off my... you know."

"As a cute little loli, how can you be so fierce?"

Lin Hai covered the critical area, still shaken, and pretended to scold with a feigned ferocity.

Hua Buqi pouted with sorrow: "Uncle, wuwu, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, I didn't start a fire."

"No fire? Then what's with the lighter in your hand?" Lin Hai raised an eyebrow.

The little loli immediately hid the hand holding the lighter behind her back.

"Dare you turn around?" Lin Hai challenged again.

The little loli hesitated, then slowly turned her body at a snail's pace: first the little legs, then the feet, and finally the upper body.

When the little loli finally turned around, Lin Hai was dumbstruck.

The lighter's gone? On her tiny, delicate hands, there was nothing at all.

"Uncle, I don't have a lighter, right? Wuwu." Hua Buqi's eyes gleamed with triumph.

"Hmph, hiding evidence, it seems I need to let you face some punishment."

Lin Hai picked up Hua Buqi in his arms.

"Wuwu, Uncle, what are you trying to do?" Hua Buqi flailed her little arms and legs in the air.

Lin Hai lifted his hand.

Slap! Slap!

Hua Buqi grimaced in pain, tears falling down drop by drop.

She felt a strong hand mercilessly smacking her little bottom.

This was her first time being spanked since she grew up.

"You little girl, dare to play with fire?" Lin Hai said, like an evil school disciplinarian.

"Wuwu, Uncle, I'm wrong, stop spanking me." Hua Buqi kicked her legs in the air, and a hard object slid down her trouser leg and plopped onto the ground.

Lin Hai saw that the culprit—a lighter—had fallen to the ground.

Hua Buqi was speechless, silenced.

"Why are you silent? How come you're not saying anything now?" Lin Hai asked smugly, as if he had caught a thief.

"Wuwu, Uncle, I'm so wrong."

"Hmph, say it, how will you compensate for the physical and emotional harm you've done me!" Lin Hai hummed.

Hua Buqi's moist eyes flickered, timidly saying: "Uncle, does it hurt?"

"Hurt, of course it hurts, nearly killed me." Lin Hai exaggerated his pain.

Hearing Lin Hai say it hurt a lot, Hua Buqi seemed even more guilty.

After thinking, Hua Buqi said: "Wuwu, Uncle, let me down please."

"Let you down? Hmph."

"Uncle, if it hurts, let me blow on it for you."

"Cough cough, you, don't be naughty..."

Sh*t, this loli girl might be of age, but she seems so much like a little girl.

This initiative is too... that.

Not to mention this is in the hospital corridor.

"Uh..." Lin Hai was breaking out in a cold sweat; he finally realized she meant blowing air, not... that.

"Uncle, let me blow on it for you," Hua Buqi continued, still oblivious.

Just then, the door of a nearby ward opened, and a striking figure walked out—stunning in every way.

Lin Hai quickly covered Hua Buqi's mouth because this beauty was none other than Cool Ouyang, the Iceberg CEO's wife.

"Beast Lin, what are you doing?" Ouyang Xiaoya looked at Lin Hai in confusion, his pants a charred mess, too speechless for words.

"I, um... I accidentally burned my pants putting out a fire." Lin Hai's eyes were darting around.

Ouyang Xiaoya clearly didn't buy it, her beautiful appearance matched by a brilliant intellect.

"Hua Hua, what's really going on? Did Scum Lin bully you?" Ouyang Xiaoya watched Lin Hai warily.

"Damn, got a name change again? Evolved from Beast to Scum," Lin Hai slapped his forehead, speechless.

"Wuwu, Uncle treats me really well, he didn't bully me, I'm the one who bullied Uncle."

"What?" Ouyang Xiaoya was stunned.

Looking at Hua Hua's petite frame, even ten of her combined couldn't possibly bully Lin Hai.

"Wuwu, I wanted to help Uncle blow on it, but he seems unwilling..." said Hua Buqi, her voice filled with grievance.

"Holy sh*t!" Lin Hai quickly covered Hua Buqi's mouth, not daring to let her continue.

Ouyang Xiaoya was also shocked, covering her mouth, trembling, pointing at Lin Hai and then at Hua Buqi, her face a picture of disarray. She was at a loss for words to describe the tumultuous emotions within her.

"Cough cough, my wife, let me explain, it was like this: Hua Hua was playing with a lighter and accidentally set my pants on fire. Since the pants were mostly cotton, they caught fire. By the time I reacted, it had already burned to a hole. Hua Hua worried my... bird got burned and wanted to blow on the... bird for me—I'm so not explaining anymore!" Lin Hai started off explaining normally, but the ambiguity unintentionally escalated. At this point, he covered his face, wanting to vomit blood.

But at this moment, Hua Buqi continued: "Yes, Hua Hua wanted to help Uncle blow on it, but Uncle seemed really unwilling, wuwu, does Uncle not like Hua Hua anymore? He just pressed down on Hua Hua and it hurt a lot."

Ouyang Xiaoya instantly gave Lin Hai a murderous look.

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