"Black Widow Mercenary Group, infamous for all sorts of evils including pornography, gambling, drugs, human trafficking, etc., despised by mercenaries internationally. And it is said that the leader of the mercenary group is a woman, known as Black Widow due to the red rose and black spider tattooed on her chest, naturally promiscuous and extremely fond of torturing people, just a real psychopath."

Lin Hai was certain that this woman in front of him was indeed the Black Widow.

What he hadn't expected was that this Black Widow was also mixed-race, with Asian heritage.

"It's said that Black Widow has a bad temper and easily loses her sanity when agitated."

"He he, watch me provoke your little temper."

Lin Hai thought to himself and shifted slightly.

"Whimper, mister, please stop hitting me with the stick," Hua Buqi covered her mouth, complaining with a sense of grievance.

"Ah? Mister didn't hit you with a stick, mister is a good guy." Lin Hai blinked.

Several brawny men immediately patted Lin Hai down.

"Don't touch my butt, hey, kidnappers should have some morals, right? Where's your integrity? Your values? The moral baseline? The seven lines? Hey, hey, I'm talking to you, you're still touching..."

The brawny men exchanged looks, confirmed there was no stick on Lin Hai, and relaxed, continuing to point their guns at him.

"Ah, mister is doomed because of you, letting people inappropriately touch me for nothing, hmph, tying me up, scaring me, even touching me, and not giving me a hundred bucks, so bad, so bad." Lin Hai chattered nonsensically.

A few kidnappers glared at Lin Hai: "Behave!"

"Eh, I'll behave." Lin Hai nodded.

The Black Widow driving the car glanced at Lin Hai through the rearview mirror and continued driving.

Lin Hai noticed and smiled, "Hey girl, if you want to look at me, just watch openly, why do it sneakily? I'll take it off for you in a bit."

Black Widow remained silent, continuing to drive.

"Hey, girl, your driving skills are not bad at all, very steady, impressive."

Black Widow was still silent.

"Girl, you must be an old driver, right?"

"Old driver, come take me, old driver, though the young man is tender and fair,..." Lin Hai hummed a spoof of the song "Old Driver," filled with teasing and sleaziness.

The car slowed down a bit; Black Widow seemed annoyed, signaling her subordinate.

The brawny man holding the gun against Lin Hai threatened fiercely, "Kid, keep singing, and I'll tear your mouth apart."

"Oh, even singing isn't allowed, you're truly evil." Lin Hai pouted.

Hua Buqi felt extremely aggrieved, squeezed among over ten people in a small van, her body tilted, her adorable head being squeezed by Lin Hai's legs above and below.

"Whimper, mister, please don't hit me anymore, it really hurts, my little forehead and mouth can't take it." Hua Buqi was about to cry, thankful for the "super bodyguard" she hired for a million, cushioning underneath her; otherwise, she estimated her body would be bruised all the way, meanwhile, Hua Buqi comforted herself: "Hiring this big fatty for a million, besides bluffing and deceiving, he's good as a meat cushion, guess the money was sort of worth it...?"

Lin Hai coughed awkwardly, "Um, girl, just endure a little, uncle is naturally strong, it's the law of nature, unavoidable."

"Whimper, I'll endure, I'll endure!" Hua Buqi's eyes filled with tears.

Lin Hai again grinned at Black Widow driving, "Girl, you clearly knew my position was wrong just now."

Black Widow's body obviously trembled, she pressed the gas pedal a bit more, and the car suddenly sped up.

"Kid, shut up, or I'll off you right now," the burly man roared furiously.

Daring to flirt with the boss, does this kid have a death wish?

"Hmph, forget it, he's the one the employer specifically asked for. Let's wait until the employer checks the goods, then we'll deal with him properly," Black Widow's indifferent voice rang out.

"Ouch, babe, you've got a tattoo on your chest? Geez, what do you mean by 'deal with me'? Do you like bananas? Do you love drinking soy milk?"

Lin Hai was spouting nonsense, his words filled with connotations and subtle evil intentions toward Black Widow nonstop.

Ruoshuang was stunned and secretly admired: "Although brother-in-law is a bit beastly, usually loves to brag and show off, he must have invested all his Talent Points in that mouth of his, his trash-talking is high-powered."

With a clanging sound, as if running over stones, the car jolted heavily.

Suddenly, Hua Buqi's eyes widened, watching as his head uncontrollably charged towards Lin Hai under inertia.

"Ah!"

Hua Buqi cried out in pain and tears flowed: "Wuu, it hurts so much, my nose. It almost got ruined by you."

Lin Hai also opened his mouth wide and gasped, "Oh man, it hurts yet it's pleasurable."

"Mmm—" No sooner had he spoken, Ruoshuang's small mouth ended up on Lin Hai's due to inertia.

"How fragrant," Lin Hai thought to himself.

Right then, one of the burly thug kidnappers, also unable to control himself, opened his mouth wide and was bounced towards Lin Hai's buttock area.

"Damn it, sh*t, I don't like you, get lost."

Lin Hai hastily squeezed forward, moving slightly away just as there were a pair of screws positioned there.

The thug's eyes bulged, and without even a cry of alarm, his head collided with that spot, his mouth wide open. Coupled with another jolt of the car, screws, steel balls, and several wires rushed into the thug's mouth.

"Wuu—" The thug's face turned purple.

"Phew, that was close. Why does it feel soft in front?" Lin Hai wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

The voices of Nangong Sanba and Nangong Wuyue weakly came from beneath him.

"Wuu, it's so crushing..."

Lin Hai quickly freed up the space.

"Enough, although the employer asked for him alive, anyone who tries any more tricks, I'll kill immediately. One move, one death," Black Widow's icy voice suddenly erupted, filled with murderous intent, with a hint of raging fury.

Instantly, everyone in the car fell silent as if chilled. That murderous aura, even Ruoshuang could feel it.

After about ten minutes, the car remained entirely quiet, Black Widow nodded in satisfaction.

"Ah—"

Amidst the silence, Lin Hai suddenly exclaimed.

"What now?"

"I feel, my Kirin Arm is about to act up again, every flare-up kills billions of lives, ah, can't stand it anymore!"

All the kidnappers in the car glared at Lin Hai angrily.

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