Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 170 Queen Qi Don't Do This


On a street in Huadu City, Lin Hai was slumped, furiously smoking a cigarette, his eyes filled with irritability.

"Lin Hai, what's going on with you? Cheer up!" Queen Qi blinked her sparkling big eyes, holding a small stick and poking Lin Hai with it out of boredom.

"Can you stop bothering me?" Lin Hai snapped the stick in irritation.

Qi Weiwei's eyes brimmed with curiosity.

"Can you stop looking at me with those weird eyes?" Lin Hai complained depressingly.

"Lin Hai, can I touch you?" Queen Qi asked with a curious and excited expression.

"Female thug!"

Lin Hai was defeated by Qi Weiwei's bizarre way of thinking.

His mood was indeed terrible right now; partly because after a brief reunion with his brothers, they went back to their convictions.

On the other hand, it was Queen Qi's excited and curious look and her eager little hands that kept wanting to touch him.

"Enough, Queen Qi!" Lin Hai really didn't know how to explain it.

Queen Qi blinked her eyes and asked professionally, "I've been reading BL novels lately; I heard gays think differently from normal people, are you a top or a bottom?"

Lin Hai nearly spat out blood at this question.

Students and old ladies passing by all looked at Lin Hai with a mix of disdain and surprise.

Lin Hai really wished he could find a crack to crawl into.

"Can I touch you? I heard that bottoms are extra sensitive."

As Queen Qi spoke, her hand had already stealthily climbed up Lin Hai's waist and sneakily slipped under his shirt, pinching him there.

Suddenly, Lin Hai's whole body got goosebumps and trembled.

"Wow, it really is ahaha." Queen Qi exclaimed excitedly, as if she had discovered a new continent.

"Sh*t, what a trap, how far is Queen Qi's imagination going today?" Lin Hai really wanted to cry tears of frustration.

"Queen Qi, can't you just stop?" Lin Hai was speechless.

Qi Weiwei smirked, thinking, "Beast Lin, now it's your turn; I've always been at your mercy, today at least I can get some interest back."

"Lin Hai, I want to ask you a normal question," Qi Weiwei chuckled naughtily.

"Ask away!"

"How does it feel to be gay?"

After saying this, Qi Weiwei watched Lin Hai with an eager expression, waiting for his reply.

Lin Hai really wanted to bash his head in.

Sh*t, what kind of question is that?

Such an impossible question to answer!

However, Lin Hai suddenly noticed Queen Qi.

"Lin Hai, what are you looking at? Your gaze is so lecherous," Queen Qi noted Lin Hai's stare, her face flushing with a coy complaint.

Lin Hai's face broke into a wicked smile.

"Sh*t, for making fun of the King of Soldiers, hehe, watch how I counter it," Lin Hai chuckled inwardly.

"Queen Qi, I can answer that question, since I have lots of experience in that area," Lin Hai spoke solemnly, even more so than experts on TV, his face stern.

Qi Weiwei was surprised, seeing Lin Hai's expression, she felt shocked and incredulous: "Could this guy really be gay? No way, that's just disgusting!"

This thought made Qi Weiwei's arm break out in goosebumps, and she looked at Lin Hai warily.

"But if you want me to answer, you have to answer me first."

"Trying to trick me again? I'm not falling for it, hmph."

"Queen, why would I deceive you? I'm really not lying this time."

Lin Hai looked genuinely honest, his face all sincerity.

"I'm not falling for it, once or twice maybe, but if I'm fooled again, I'm a Dog!" Qi Weiwei proudly held her head high, as if showing off her intelligence.

Lin Hai smacked his lips, a look of regret for a failed plan on his face, and muttered to himself, "Sigh, I still wanted to share with you the reckless adventures of my childhood, but it seems..."

"Wait!"

"What did you say?"

Qi Weiwei's eyes instantly lit up, her curiosity blazing fiercely.

An experience of being deceived?

Sounds like a sensational topic.

What exactly happened in this guy Lin Hai's childhood?

No wonder he always has this elusive air about him.

He is indeed a man with stories.

Qi Weiwei's eyes brimmed with curiosity.

Seeing her curious look, Lin Hai chuckled secretly in his heart.

"Forget it, it's boring. I'll smoke a cigarette before heading home."

Lin Hai lit up a cigarette, looking like he was about to leave.

"Hold on! This time, I, the Queen, will tentatively trust you. Tell me, what exactly was your first experience of being deceived as a child?" Qi Weiwei quickly stopped Lin Hai.

"Same old rules, first I ask you a question, then I can respond," Lin Hai said.

Qi Weiwei gritted her teeth, pondered carefully. It seemed like this guy had already asked all kinds of sleazy questions, she didn't believe he could come up with anything new. If she could dig out some big news from him, it would actually be her gain.

Thus, after hesitating, Qi Weiwei finally made up her mind and nodded, "Okay, ask away, but let me make it clear, if you dare to deceive me, Queen, be careful for your own life!"

After saying that, Queen Qi glared fiercely at Lin Hai several times with a sharp look in her eyes.

Lin Hai chuckled and threw the question he had prepared.

"Queen Qi, do you have a boyfriend?" Lin Hai asked.

"Humph, what kind of question is that? You've asked me once before. I am still the purest of girls, the epitome of purity," Qi Weiwei responded, having anticipated the question.

Lin Hai nodded.

"It's your turn!" Queen Qi said, fearing that Lin Hai would renege.

"Alright then, it was a dark and stormy night, that year, I was only seven years old, seven years old! An age just like budding flowers, utterly nostalgic. In a cornfield, my uncle and sister-in-law suddenly asked me a question..." Lin Hai seemed to be lost in his memories, pausing his tale there.

"Why stop there? Keep going, keep going," Queen Qi, thinking she was really onto a big story then, urged him to continue.

"That's all, now it's my turn to ask," Lin Hai chuckled.

"You! You're cheating!" Qi Weiwei was about to explode with anger.

"How am I cheating? You answered one sentence, I answered five sentences, I have far more words than you!" Lin Hai protested.

Qi Weiwei bit her lip, feeling that there was some sense in Lin Hai's words.

"Hehe, this is called serial narration. I've been reading a novel recently called 'Super Bodyguard of the Female CEO'. The author plays it this way. Every day it stops at the most exciting part; it's maddening. How about that, Queen Qi?" Lin Hai chuckled.

"Come on, ask." Qi Weiwei huffed angrily, with no way to refute.

"There I go, asking!"

Lin Hai also intentionally delayed, clearing his throat.

"Come on, stop dilly-dallying, aren't you a man?"

"This is what you said, I'm really asking this time!" Lin Hai emphasized again.

"Hurry up and ask!"

"Here goes, but you can't hit me!"

"Come on, quit your rambling!" Qi Weiwei was impatient.

Lin Hai coughed and then asked in a soft voice tinged with a hint of hope,

"Queen Qi, can I kiss you?"

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