Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 104: It is Ice Cream


Ouyang Ruoshuang let out a startling scream.

Lin Hai was instantly panicked.

"Sh*t, how could you yell out like that?" After saying this, Lin Hai realized something was amiss, feeling like he had the suspicion of a rapist...

When the girl screamed, Lin Hai was shocked and was holding a cup of milk.

Immediately, due to nervousness, the milk surged out of the cup in Lin Hai's hand, drawing a magnificent arc in mid-air, and then, following its trajectory, it flew two meters away and fell into... Ouyang Ruoshuang's slightly open, dumbfounded mouth.

Lin Hai: "......"

Ouyang Ruoshuang felt her mind go blank, she did not expect things to turn out this way.

In her mouth, due to a psychological effect, she faintly felt nauseous, both shocked and angry, she stood there helpless.

Lin Hai: "It's over, this time it's completely ruined, I think I'll probably be strangled to death by someone."

Lin Hai couldn't imagine how his sister-in-law had run upstairs.

Moreover, these weren't the main point, given Lin Hai's thick skin, he could completely withstand it.

But in his agitation, the milk finely flew right into his sister-in-law, Ouyang Ruoshuang's cherry mouth, upon seeing her face that had deeply misunderstood, Lin Hai knew, this was a bit like courting death.

Thump thump thump—

High heels footsteps came from downstairs.

Lin Hai immediately frightened: "It's finished, now I'm definitely dead."

"What happened?" Ouyang Xiaoya's voice came from a distance, heading this way.

Ouyang Ruoshuang's previous scream had almost spread through the entire villa; Ouyang Xiaoya was drawn here, especially since the source of the sound was in Lin Hai's room, who was a major anti-wolf target.

Lin Hai took a deep breath, gearing up his fastest speed to pull up his pants, and in passing ripped out the computer's power cord, he dryly looked at Ouyang Ruoshuang, his old face red, and after struggling for a long time, finally stammered, "That, that, it wasn't intentional."

Ouyang Ruoshuang was still stuck in a dazed state.

The taste was salty, even a bit like shrimp paste, slightly fishy—In fact, the milk was sweet, this is the terrible consequence of psychological suggestion.

"I, I won't get pregnant, right?"

Ouyang Ruoshuang's pretty face was red as a ripe little apple, looked at Lin Hai distressedly, stifled for a long time, then gritted her teeth and said.

Lin Hai hurriedly waved his hands, analyzing and persuading with an old rascal's experience: "Absolutely not, as far as I know, even if it got inside, there's a fifty percent chance nothing will happen, let alone it's just the mouth, which doesn't have the function to conceive!"

Lin Hai was also panicked and forgot to explain that it was actually milk.

Listening to Lin Hai's explanation, Ouyang Ruoshuang's cute face turned completely red, her beautiful big eyes almost brimming with aggrieved tears, about to spill out.

Lin Hai, frightened, quickly cajoled and deceived: "Dear sister-in-law, I swear, you really won't get pregnant!"

"Brother-in-law, you are a Beast, no wonder cousin calls you Beast Lin!" Ouyang Ruoshuang cried without tears, angrily stomping her foot.

Even with Lin Hai's thick skin, at this moment he was speechless, incessantly rubbing his hands, neither able to sit nor stand.

"What happened? Ruoshuang, why did you run to Lin Hai's room?" Ouyang Xiaoya finally rushed over, furious.

"Dear, why did you come over here." Lin Hai awkwardly said, his heart thumping wildly, afraid that the girl, in a fit of anger, would blurt out what had just happened; considering Ouyang Xiaoya's character, she would definitely fight him desperately.

"I can't come to check? You beast, what bad things have you done again?" Ouyang Xiaoya glared at Lin Hai, he never did anything that pleased her.

"Dear, I am a good person, I can't possibly do anything bad!" Lin Hai denied emphatically, but he glanced nervously at Ouyang Ruoshuang, this gesture deeply betrayed him.

Ouyang Xiaoya immediately turned her head, asking Ouyang Ruoshuang: "Did Beast Lin bully you?"

Ouyang Ruoshuang's pretty face was red, her teeth clenched.

Lin Hai's heart was extremely uneasy, secretly praying: "Please, my dear ancestor, don't admit it." while signaling to Ouyang Ruoshuang with his eyes.

Ouyang Xiaoya felt something might have really happened, so she said: "Don't worry, no matter how big the issue, just say it, your cousin has got your back."

Then, Ouyang Xiaoya pointed at Lin Hai and fiercely said: "If this Beast bullied you, tell your cousin, I'll make him into a eunuch immediately."

"Hey, dear, why do you need to make me a eunuch at every turn? I'm innocent," Lin Hai protested discontentedly.

Especially since it was related to his manhood, he again added: "After all, I am your fiancé, if I really become one, how could you have a happy married life later?"

"If we're not happy, can life be harmonious?"

Lin Hai finished speaking, puffing on his cigarette with an annoyed look on his face, but deep down he was extremely nervous, desperately hoping his sister-in-law wouldn't expose him.

Ouyang Xiaoya glared at Lin Hai, annoyed. This guy even had a bit of a temper today. Who cares about marrying you in the future, forget it if you're a eunuch, you think this grandma would touch you? Just wait.

"You shut up first." True to form, as the mighty CEO, Ouyang Xiaoya authoritatively pointed at Lin Hai and commanded him.

Lin Hai obediently shut his mouth, awkwardly standing beside.

"Ruoshuang, what exactly happened?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked her cousin again when Beast Lin finally shut his mouth.

Ouyang Ruoshuang dared not look at her cousin, lowering her head and tugging at the hem of her clothes in silence.

"Don't say ah, sister-in-law my dear, please don't say anything, if you do, I might really be castrated." At this moment, Lin Hai felt as if he was trapped in Hell, under immense pressure.

"Speak, it's okay, your cousin has got your back!" Ouyang Xiaoya felt something was seriously amiss, curious but also worried that Lin Hai really did something beastly to her cousin.

After all, Lin Hai had a very bad reputation in her mind, nearly a perfect candidate for the blacklist.

Under Ouyang Xiaoya's relentless questioning, it seemed like her sister-in-law couldn't take the pressure anymore, with her small lips trembling slightly, hesitating to speak.

"Speak up!" Ouyang Xiaoya demanded sternly.

It seemed that under the pressure and majesty of her cousin, Ouyang Ruoshuang took a deep breath as if gathering courage, gazing deeply at Lin Hai with eyes filled with immense sorrow and frustration.

Seeing this gaze, Lin Hai sensed trouble, fearing his sister-in-law might reveal his ugly misdeeds, and thought he was surely doomed this time.

Ouyang Ruoshuang finally spoke, "Cousin, just now, just a moment ago…"

"Dead, surely dead, shit, what a trap!" Lin Hai's mind was in chaos.

Ouyang Ruoshuang paused and then continued, "Just now I wanted to talk to my brother-in-law about something, and then…"

"What then?" Ouyang Xiaoya immediately sensed she caught onto something and pressed further.

Lin Hai felt like he wanted to die and wished he could just crawl into a crack in the ground.

Ouyang Ruoshuang seemed hesitant for a moment before continuing, "Then, at the door of my brother-in-law's room, a cockroach ran over, climbed over my foot, and scared me badly."

"..." Lin Hai felt as though he ascended from Hell straight to Heaven, the immense pressure lifted off his chest, finally able to breathe a sigh of relief.

"I'm actually alive, oh yeah!" Lin Hai inwardly cheered and exhaled deeply.

"Really?" Ouyang Xiaoya looked at Lin Hai dubiously, who kept blinking innocently.

Ouyang Ruoshuang nodded, "Really, cousin."

"Why would you suddenly run to Beast Lin's room?" Ouyang Xiaoya clearly didn't completely trust her cousin's words, quickly analyzing and asking with her CEO's logical mind.

Lin Hai's throat made a 'gulp' sound, growing nervous again, his CEO wife seeming hard to fool today.

Ouyang Ruoshuang didn't expect her cousin to keep questioning, her face going red, not knowing how to explain.

"I, I wanted my brother-in-law to drive me to a classmate's outdoor gathering tomorrow," Ouyang Ruoshuang hesitantly fibbed.

At this moment, Lin Hai really wanted to hug his sister-in-law and give her a big kiss, while praising, "Clever sister!"

Ouyang Ruoshuang, fearing her cousin still might not believe her, added, "There's this bully in school who has been chasing me aggressively and always bothering me. He even threatened to get physical if I refuse to date him. I was scared and thought my brother-in-law is quite strong, so having him drive me tomorrow could also scare him off."

Ouyang Xiaoya finally seemed somewhat convinced, her cousin indeed was a stunner, making the insane pursuits from male beasts at university somewhat understandable, recalling how she too wasn't spared such harassment during her school days.

"Something's off, what's that liquid on the corner of your mouth?" Ouyang Xiaoya noticed a string of white liquid with a shiny hue hanging on her cousin's mouth corner.

Lin Hai's heart felt like it was gripped by an invisible force again, twitching once more.

"I, I, I just ate some ice cream and forgot to wipe off the residue…" Ouyang Ruoshuang's voice was extremely soft, hardly more than a whisper, and even she felt her excuse lacked conviction.

Ouyang Xiaoya looked suspicious, reached out a finger curiously touching the cousin's lip corner, bringing it close to her own alluring red lips, puzzled, "Ice cream is very sweet."

Seeing this scene, Lin Hai swallowed hard, thinking, this is, this is crazy!

"I had a new type of ice cream, so it might taste very sweet, it's kind of a non-mainstream type," the clever sister-in-law's intellect made Lin Hai deeply admire her.

Ouyang Xiaoya nodded, "I wondered why it tasted so strange, but thinking back, it doesn't seem so bad. Remember to buy me a serve tomorrow, I love trying various types of ice cream."

After this statement, the muscles on the faces of both Lin Hai and Ouyang Ruoshuang twitched fiercely.

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