Humanity's #1 Fan
Humanity's #1 Fan
SUMMARY
When the day of the apocalypse comes, Ashtoreth betrays Hell to fight for humanity.
After all, she never fit in with the other archfiends. She was always too optimistic, too energetic, too... nice.
She was supposed to study humanity to help her learn to destroy it. Instead, she fell in love with it. She knows that Earth is where she really belongs.
But as she tears her way through the tutorial, recruiting allies to her cause, she quickly realizes something strange: the humans don’t trust her.
Sure, her main ability is [Consume Heart]. But that doesn’t make her evil—it just means that every enemy drops an extra health potion!
Yes, her [Vampiric Archfiend] race and [Bloodfire Annihilator] class sound a little intimidating, but surely even the purehearted can agree that some things should be purged by fire!
And [Demonic Summoning] can’t be all that evil if the ancient demonic entity that you summon takes the form of a cute, sassy cat!
It may take her a little work, but Ashtoreth is optimistic: eventually, the humans will see that she’s here to help. After all, she has an important secret to tell them:
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Chapter list
- 1: At First I Expect the Apocalypse to be Widely Unpopular
- 2: The Silver Lining Here is that I Get to Ride in a Police Car!
- 3: Ultimate Life Hack: Shooting Yourself in the Head
- 4: Out of the Frying Pan and into the... Hey! This is Just the Frying Pan Again!
- 5: If Experience Has Taught Me Anything It's How to Kill Anything With My Bare Hands
- 6: Demon Hearts: The Other Red Meat
- 7: [Consume Heart] Means Every Enemy Drops a Health Potion
- 8: The Real Progression is the Friends we Summon into Bound Servitude Along the Way!
- 9: A Relationship Has to Start Somewhere... and This One Starts With My Familiar Thinking I'm a Joke
- 10: It's Too Bad That the Demons Don't Understand Why the Archfiends Should be in Charge
- 11: Castles in the Sky
- 12: When it Comes to Telekinetically Controlled Plus-Size Greatswords... Size Matters
- 13: The Bigger They Are... the More [Strength] I Gain by Eating Their Heart After I Kill Them!
- 14: I Choose to Regard [Bloodfire Annihilator] and "Hero of Humanity" as Synonymous Thank You!
- 15: If the Thought Counts for Anything I'd Say Shooting You in the Head Was Quite Generous
- 16: Perhaps its Weakness is Being Stabbed in its Vital Organs and Completely Engulfed in Hellfire!
- 17: The Noble Art of Weaboo Fightan Magick
- 18: Some Fiends Just Want to Watch the World Burn Unsurprisingly
- 19: The Greatest Thing About Destroying my Enemies is All This Free Stuff I Get
- 20: My Favorite Kind of Jewelry is the Kind That Holds the Still-Warm Hearts of my Enemies
- 21: Yes I Know that Eating Your Children is a Bad Thing. HOWEVER....
- 22: You Say 'Shearbat' I Say 'Charred Heap of Still-Burning Flesh With a Delicious Heart Inside'
- 23: My Dad Could Beat Up Your Dad!
- 24: For There Are Those Who Fight With the Darker Side of the Weaboo Fightan Magick the Chuuni....
- 25: Sadly Being a Fan of RA Salvatore Doesn't Make You a Master of Dual Wielding
- 26: Oddly Enough our [Twinfang Assassin of the Shadowflame Dragon] Might Be Too Much of a Lone Wolf
- 27: Team Work Makes the Dream Work as Long as the Dream is That I Kill 80%+ of Enemies By Myself
- 28: Contrary to Popular Belief You Should Definitely Stand in Fire
- 29: Stay Awhile and Listen—as I Explain Why Hell is So Gosh-Darned Overpowered
- 30: [Hellfire Consumption] Just Means Every Monster is an Explosive Barrel Deep Down
- 31: Stay Awhile and Listen—as I Explain Why I’M so Gosh-Darned Overpowered
- 32: The Enemy of My Enemy is… a Bunch of Zombified Enemies Apparently
- 33: Sometimes it’s Hard to Spot a Boss’s Weakness Past All the Giant Glowing Red Points
- 34: My Only Weakness is Every Single One of my Enemy’s Multiple Massive Weapons Apparently
- 35: You Know What they Say! If it Ain’t Broke: New Plan!
- 36: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Yoink Free Stuff! And the Numbers Go: BRRR!
- 37: Everyone Remembers Their First Love. Mine Was Bolt Action and Fired 28mm Armor Piercing Rounds
- 38: I Cast: Gun! GUN GUN GUN!
- 39: Do We Have Time for Some Cannibalism? I Think We Have Time for Team Bonding Through Cannibalism
- 40: If this Necromancer has a Weakness I Bet it’s Compliments and Good Cheer!
- 41: It’s All About Maintaining the Proper Grindset
- 42: In Which a Certain Special Kitty is Getting a Big Huge HUG!
- 43: No Need to Panic: We Just Have to Kill them All
- 44: Now You’re Cooking With Corpses
- 45: Base Assault Missions Always Feel So Good
- 46: It's Only Normal that We Talk About the Boss Behind Her Back
- 47: Archfiend Versus Archdevil
- 48: [Devoured Flesh] for Everybody!
- 49: Hundreds of Giant Carnivorous Insects? Count Me IN!
- 50: ‘Raging Inferno’ is my Favored Terrain Type