When I had accepted Jack as my ally, I had triggered a special Quest. Just like I triggered a woman saying having a higher body count doesn't mean independence.

The name of the Quest was Friends With No Hoes. The Quest told me that I should gather as many allies as possible because that would make it easy for me to fight with Malthus in the endgame.

And the moment these prisoners kneeled in front of me and wished to join me like I was the head of anti-romeo squad, I had said alright and this quest acted up again.

Also, I would have called this quest useless if not for its rewards.

[ Rewards : With each new member added, you will receive a power up or a skill which you can give to any member of your army as per your choice. ]

With each new member, I would get something and this time I added a whopping eight hundred and seven members. So technically, I would get the same amount of power up or skill.

I can't wait for the reward now.

[ Calculating Rewards… ]

Yeah. I get it. Do it fast.

[ Still Calculating… ]

Hit the gas!

[ Calculating… ]

Ugh, even pregnant snails work faster than you.

[ Motherfucker. Shut up. Let me calculate… ]

Sure. You should have asked nicely like this only.

I went silent and let the system do it. Sometimes, the system talks in mechanical and sometimes it becomes human-like. A bug maybe. Or its motherboard must be riding its fatherboard.

I have no idea why I said the above statement but before I could waste more time, the system was finally done cooking.

[ All your stats increased by fifty points! ]

[ You got Eight hundred and eleven Skills! ]

Eight hundred and eleven Skills? They were still less than the skills the Supreme Man had given me at the start but it was still very much.

Thanks, man.

[ All of that isn't for you, bitchless bitch. ]

Huh? Then who is it for?

[ I see. So you only focused on the matter and ignored my abuse. That's good. ]

I didn't ignore it. I just didn't know it was an abuse.

[ Of course it was an abuse. If it wasn't then what was it? ]

I closed my eyes.

Truth.

[ Alright. I am sorry. Don't take it in the heart. ]

The system suddenly had regret in its voice. But more than that, I wanted to leave the topic.

Just tell me the deal with the Skills.

[ Right. You got all those Skills because in total you have now eight hundred and ten allies. ]

I see. So one skill for each member and one Skill for me. Is that it?

[ Yes. You got it. ]

Who will decide which skill will go to which ally?

[ You will, of course. ]

I ain't reading all those eight hundred skills. You know what, why don't you distribute them as you see fit? You want me to become strong so you won't make a bad decision and you have more divinity than me so you will be able to read faster than me. So you do it.

[ Are you sure? ]

Yeah. Tell me when it's done.

The system went silent and I focused on the kneeling prisoners.

Erect and Sexis stood on my either side like lawsuits and feminists.

"Alright. Get up now. We are on a continent that was taken by the Aliens. For now, we have to find a safe home. And discuss. Also, give me something to cover my face with. If the guards saw me, then it's all over for you all."

The prisoners stood up and one of them raised his hand.

"What?" I asked.

"I have a cloth." The man said.

"Give me that." I stretched my hand and the prisoner threw the cloth at me.

It was white and when it landed on my hand, I got a closer look and I instantly wrinkled my nose.

"This is underwear!"

"Don't worry, hero king. It's edible."

"The fcuk? That's not what I was worried about!"

"Then?"

"What do you mean then? I can't just roam around with underwear on my face. A male underwear at that!"

"Don't worry, lord hero. I haven't worn it. It's new. You see, I am a merchant. I sell things. I gave you that for free since you freed me. We will talk more when we are safe."

I let out a tired sigh and now that I looked at it, it really looks new.

Fine.

I put it on my face and made sure it hid my face.

Now I was ready to go into society.

Well, technically you should not go into society with wet pants, no shirt and an underwear on your face, but it is what it is.

"My lord," Erect spoke. "What about us? The guard might also recognise us."

"Yeah," Sexis chimed. "Malthus had killed us and everyone saw it. And they will recognise me from miles away."

Damn. They are right.

They should not be recognised as well.

Guess, I have to do some shopping.

"Hey, merchant." I said.

"Coming right up." The prisoner understood the assignment as two more white underwear came flying.

Erect and Sexis caught them.

Erect wore it while making the same face a fat woman makes when she sees an empty plate.

And Sexis, first he sniffed it. He made a disappointing face mostly because he didn't get the smell he was hoping for.

Then with no choice, he wore it on his face.

I decided to ignore him as I was afraid if I looked at him too long, he would first make me wear that underwear and then cover his face with it.

But now everything was set.

When three people with underwear on their faces would enter, the guards would not bother us and we might get easy entry to any house we like.

All of us turned around and with no more time wasted, running started like a porn video with NASA's wifi.

We were out in the woods, there were no houses around.

Sexis knew this continent very well so he was guiding us.

And in no time, we reached the settlement where the Aliens lived.

Shops, vendors, stalls, I haven't eaten anything for a while so seeing the food stalls made me hungry. But I had to control as apart from these shops and stalls, guards also roam like bees around that one bee who impregnated their queen bee.

I had too many people behind me and all of them screamed prisoners. If any guard saw us, it was all over. Also, the news of so many people escaping the prison would soon reach everywhere and that would be too problematic.

But for the love of everything that is holy…

Sexis found a house.

A backdoor of a house.

For this work of his, I might really give him my underwear.

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