The prisoners were ready to die for me. Just like virgin men.

I respect that. They made me their leader just because I freed them. I didn't even free them to help them, I freed them because I wanted to create chaos in the prison so that I could leave this place myself.

But I guess, they were lonely for so long that even a little bit of help from me, made them love me. Fine. Die for me, prisoners. Your memory shall live on like the scent of sperm on an underwear of a thirty year old virgin man

Many of them climbed on the Jailor as if he was a giant prostitute, making him unable to move towards me. And the same thing was happening with the other four guards. Prisoners were making sure I succeeded in whatever I was trying to do.

I also won't let their sacrifices go to waste so I opened the locks of cells one after another like they were the door of a single mother's house.

After a few minutes, all the cells of the first level of this prison were opened.

Prisoners came out of it like the tongue of a frog and my eyes looked around for Sexis and Erect.

But the crowd was too much and I wasn't able to see Sexis' antennas because there were taller prisoners blocking the view.

I gritted my teeth.

I can't just stand here and wait to see them. The jailer and the guards might break free and attack me like I am the last vibrator in a store meant for lesbians.

So, first I decided to get out.

"Let's go!" I shouted. The prisoners should also come with me. Especially the prisoners of this level. Sexis and Erect should be here and they shall come out at all costs.

My shout was heard by everyone as if it was a fart on a lift and they all followed me.

But before running away, I went to the four guards and the Jailer.

I wasn't a fan of suicide but I should do something for these prisoners who were on these guards to give me time to escape. They were here for me and I have an idea to pay back their debts.

I stood behind a guard and made Jack's burning dead body touch the guard.

The prisoners saw it and I gestured to them to get off from the guard.

They obliged and climbed down.

The guard was finally free but he was in no condition to run after me as he was burning like a bonfire of homeless men.

I then dashed towards other guards and did the same thing.

I burned all the four guards and now it was the turn of the Jailer.

The jailer was roaring and jerking his whole body around like a feminist after knowing that the road she was standing on was built by a man and the prisoners were flying off from his body as well.

But the Jailer never got free as prisoners kept on climbing on him one after the other.

My speed and agility had increased so I was able to dodge the jerking around of the Jailer and in no time, I reached behind the six handed monster.

I wasted no time and pushed Jack's dead body close to him like I used to do when a woman was standing in front of me on a bus.

The prisoners saw it and they got off right away and the Jailer caught fire.

Before he could go berserk, I skidded around and ran straight. I would not risk staying even one more second at this level.

I ran with all my might as if I saw my pregnant girlfriend and all the prisoners ran after me.

In no time, I was in front of the Jailer's cabin.

I waited for no ceremony and entered inside as if the cabin was a sleeping girl.

I shifted the cupboard to the side like women's rights and saw another set of stairs going up.

But I felt relieved as this was the last set of stairs.

After this, there was freedom.

Also, I know this prison was built just under Malthus' castle, so I don't know what I will find in the exit but I will think about it later. Right now, freedom matters the most!

"Come back here, prisonerS!!"

A frenzied shout came.

Shivers ran down my body like ants on a model covered in chocolate and the prisoners faced the same thing.

The Jailer was coming. And not for having a chat.

"Run!" Everyone shouted, me included, as all of us ran like a horny woman with AIDS was after us.

No one gave a fuck to the queue as everyone stepped over each other to leave the prison.

The space for the stairs was narrow like a snake's vagina and I also had a burning dead body with me. So some prisoners got burned trying to escape over me and some forced me to climb faster.

But since I was also scared shitless, I used all my strength and speed and climbed faster than ever.

I skipped two to three stairs and climbed like a squirrel seeing two big black nuts.

After a few seconds, at my top speed…

THUD!

My face crashed with something made of wood.

And for some reason, even if I had a burning dead body with me, the darkness around the stairs remained. Must be some kind of magic shit.

The people behind me were also in their top speed and since I stopped abruptly, all of them stumbled onto each other like men of culture in a reel of a hot girl.

Then…

"Come back!"

THUP!

THUP!

Heavy footsteps rang and blood ran to my throat.

The Jailer was climbing the stairs. He was coming to me. And I am sure he must still be burning.

I don't know whether Sexis and Erect made it, as I can't see them around me, but I would like to hope they are closer to me right now.

But more than Erect and Sexis, I should worry about myself at the moment.

My head had crashed to something made of wood and the prisoners around me forced me to see what the hell was going on.

I used my mind and came to a conclusion.

Each staircase I took, there was always a door at the end of it. Like there was always a divorce at the end of a marriage.

And since the guards of each level knew that I was coming they had opened the gate to welcome me.

The stairs I am on right now, they go to the outside world and since the outside world doesn't know that I am coming, the door won't be opened for me.

So this wooden thing in front of me, is the door to the outside.

And to open it, I decided to use the same thing I have been using for a while now.

Jack's dead body.

I held Jack's dead body as if it was a petite girl starring in BBC porn and used it to break doors and slammed the wooden door.

BANG!

The top of Jack's head slammed the door.

First try, nothing happened.

I used more strength on the second try, nothing happened again.

But in the third try, I used all the strength I had like a husband giving his all in the last thrust to his wife and…

BAAM!

Slammed Jack's head on the door and that finally opened the path to the outside.

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