Johnson had gone out of the prison to get some water and there he saw a lake.

He jumped into that like my sperm on the phone screen and told me that it was a mistake to jump in that.

I asked him why and he said in the lake there were women bathing.

I was delighted like a priest summoned to a school that I finally heard something about women apart from these homosexual men all around me.

So as a good R&D sophisticated pervert, I asked Johnson how were the women and to that, the chief guard said:

"They were terrifying."

He shivered all over while saying that as if the woman saw his size and made fun of him. Believe me, that stings.

But could it be that the women were ugly? Like super ugly? Like if a giraffe and rhinoceros had a baby?

Does this mean I won't get any erection—action, I mean action.

Wait… Johnson likes male prisoners so for a man like him, women must be terrifying. I can't lose hope just yet. Johnny Sins also saw failures before becoming a doctor and a teacher. I can't give up.

"What do you mean they were terrifying? What did you see? Were they naked? Were they Human? Did you see their size or did you happen to see their bushes? Or were they doing lesbian orgy and you mistook it for a demon summoning? Why are you so scared?"

I threw a barrage of questions and Johnson held his right shoulder with his left hand.

"I never liked women. Any races. Any kind. Even my mother was a male."

"Alright. That's just going overboard. Just answer what I asked. I don't need a backstory. Especially not about the mother part."

[ You are literally listening to his backstory of how he got water for the past four thousand words, motherfucker! ]

I ignored the system like I ignore consent as I had no answer to give him.

I focused on Johnson only who just sighed.

"I am scared of women because they say weird things. My father was a strong, bold, tall, and dangerous Demon, and he told me that he went to a party once and walked up to a woman. He asked her to sleep with him but she said she was married so she can't do it."

"... Your father should be in jail. And the woman refused him because she was married. Isn't this normal? She is loyal to her husband."

"That woman was married to my father!"

"Da fcuk?"

"Anyway, you said you don't want to hear my backstory so I would just focus on the water thing."

"No. Don't you dare stop now. I want to know more. Why did that woman refuse her own husband to sleep with her? And you told me your mother was a male just now."

"She refused my father because she had dementia or Alzheimer's. She forgot my father was her husband. She only remembered that she was married."

"Oh. Then? How did your father dealt with it? Plastic surgery?"

"After the woman refused him, my father asked her who her husband was. Then she pointed towards a man and that man was an Elf. A handsome, dashing, blue eyed Elf. And you should know all this was happening in the home planet of Lord Malthus'. Not on this planet. This is a story from when I wasn't even born."

I nodded. "Carry on."

"The woman took my father to the Elf and my father grabbed the elf by his collar as if he was trying to see his cleavage. He scolded him and shouted, 'She is my wife. How dare you take advantage of her illness?' In return, the elf smirked and said, 'You are mistaken, sir. She is my wife. Not yours.' Then the woman also started hitting my father, saying, 'Leave my husband. How dare you grab his collar like that?'

My father didn't let the Elf go but soon the onlookers were gathering around and they were staring at my father like he just said all planets are round. The woman used this chance and said to my father, 'I will tell them that you asked me to sleep with you and you are harassing me. These people would start beating you. You may be strong but you will still die if all of these people start beating you. So it's better if you leave my husband this instant.' At this, my father finally left the Elf. But not because he got scared by the woman's threat or he saw the Elf's cleavage. Don't even think that. He left the Elf because he realised something."

"What did he realise?" I asked, completely invested as though I didn't just hear about the cleavage of the elf.

"My father realised that," Johnson's eyes found a glint. "My mother didn't lose her memories at all."

My eyes widened.

Even Jack, who wasn't all that interested, found interest like he finally found a dirty talking asmr in his native language.

We both leaned forward.

"What do you mean by that?"

Johnson kept his eyes on me.

"My father realised that the woman was acting like she lost her memories because when she threatened my father, she had said, 'You may be strong.' And that's when it clicked—like a pervert's camera around girls with short skirts—with my father. If the woman lost her memories then how did she get to know my father was strong? Yes, the party was filled with many people and the woman might have just guessed that my father was strong. That's why to check his claims and doubts, he decided to follow the woman."

Johnson took a breather and continued.

"After the party ended, my father hid somewhere and kept an eye on the woman and the elf. As night arrived, the elf and the woman left for somewhere in their carriage and my father followed them with his carriage like a dog with a cocaine addiction. He made sure to stay far so as to not make the elf and the woman suspicious.

Soon, the carriage of the elf stopped in front of a big mansion and both the woman and the handsome elf came down and went inside the mansion.

My father saw that and he too got down from his carriage and sneaked inside the mansion as well. He followed the couple who had already started to kiss each other like ants when they transport food. They were too busy to look around which made it easy for my father to follow them. Then soon, the couple reached their bedroom and jumped on the bed. They were so horny that they didn't even lock the door and my father watched them doing the deed standing outside the room. And that's when he became sure of his claims."

"... I will ignore the fact that he was being cuckold. And I will also ignore that you took time to use comparisons while narrating your dad's story. So tell me how he became sure of his claims?" I asked and Johnson shared the answer.

"My father realised that the woman didn't forget her memories because of two things. The first thing was…"

Johnson's eyes found another glint and with all the seriousness, he shared the first thing.

"She remembered perfectly how to give a blowjob!"

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