King of All I Survey

King of All I Survey
SUMMARY
When an alien ambassador crash-lands in Tim's backyard and demands, 'Take me to your leader,' the 12-year-old does what any kid would do: he points to himself and says, 'That’s me. I’m the King of Earth.'
Now, thanks to a hastily signed treaty (and a promise to hand over Jupiter), Tim’s got an armory of world-ending alien tech, an invulnerable Planetary Base in his backyard treehouse, and one tiny problem: nobody told him ruling a planet would be this hard. Between conquering Earth, fending off hostile fleets, outsmarting intergalactic bureaucrats, and explaining his absences to his Trekkie dad, Tim’s in way over his head. But if he can’t bluff his way through alien diplomacy fast, humanity might end up as collateral damage.
"King of All I Survey" is a fun, heart-pounding sci-fi adventure where one kid’s lie decides the fate of Earth—and homework is nothing compared to intergalactic war. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Chapter list
- Chapter 1: I'm in Charge Here
- Chapter 2: Super-Secret Headquarters Treehouse Fortress
- Chapter 3: Literally the Greatest Treehouse on Earth
- Chapter 4: Are You Kidding? (...or Am I Kidding Myself?)
- Chapter 5: A Process of Discovery
- Chapter 6: Opening Statements
- Chapter 7: An Amicable Settlement
- Chapter 8: Basic Education
- Chapter 9: How I Spent my Summer Vacation
- Chapter 10: Sowing the Seeds
- Chapter 11: The Seeds of Despair Yield The Grapes of Wrath
- Chapter 12: The Grapes of Wrath Yield Bitter Dregs
- Chapter 13: Big Boys Don't Cry - Yes They Do and That's Okay
- Chapter 14: Beam Me Up to Trekkie Heaven Scotty!
- Chapter 15: I'm Not Asking for Permission Dad
- Chapter 16: You Work for Me Now Dad
- Chapter 17: Mission Overview Briefing
- Chapter 18: Ya'ik wa kik'il - Together We Give Food
- Chapter 19: Who's Telling Mom about the Aliens?
- Chapter 20: Welcoming Mom to my Super-Secret Planetary Leadership Headquarters Treehouse Fortress
- Chapter 21: A Trip to the Beach While A New Fortress Grows Overnight
- Chapter 22: Mom Goes on a Killing Spree
- Chapter 23: First Encounter with Algunos Muy Malos (Some Very Bad Guys)
- Chapter 24: Taking Stock of our Weaponry
- Chapter 25: My Murderous Mother Fixes our Plan
- Chapter 26: Manny's First Mission
- Chapter 27: On the Road to Trouble
- Chapter 28: Let's Go for a Ride
- Chapter 29: The Field Agent's Report Card
- Chapter 30: An Invitation from The Dark Side
- Chapter 31: Mom Becomes Maribel and Forgets Her Family
- Chapter 32: Maribel Reviews Rafael's Background Check
- Chapter 33: Cognitive Dissonance Correction for Maribel
- Chapter 34: We're Being Followed
- Chapter 35: The Devil is a Charming Man
- Chapter 36: The Devil's Origin Story
- Chapter 37: Maribel Becomes Mom and Takes Charge
- Chapter 38: Can You Believe a Devil's Apology?
- Chapter 39: If the Devil Holds All the Cards...
- Chapter 40: Mutually Assured Destruction
- Chapter 41: Sending a Message to Xibalba
- Chapter 42: Take Your Rightful Place in History
- Chapter 43: Like Scarface from the Movies
- Chapter 44: Maribel Goes Off-Script and Changes the Plan
- Chapter 45: Wait Until Your Mother Gets Home Mister... Um my King
- Chapter 46: Can the Devil be Corrupted?
- Chapter 47: Mom Comes Home to Help Me Plan for Fourth Grade
- Chapter 48: A Game of Chess Begins
- Chapter 49: The Queen's Gambit
- Chapter 50: Queen's Gambit Accepted