I Died and Was Reincarnated as a Goth Femboy

Chapter 92: The Super Jean's Tears


The weight of the revelations settled upon them, a heavy, suffocating blanket in the quiet of Merlin's study. Elara, the prodigy turned monster. Jack, the fallen hero, his soul now a silent passenger in Kenjiro's own. And the masked man, a phantom wielding a corrupting power, his symbol a serpent eating its own tail. It was a web of conspiracies and tragedies, each thread more tangled and terrifying than the last. They left the old sage's chamber, their minds a whirlwind of new questions and old sorrows, and began the long, silent walk back through the crystalline corridors of the palace.

Kenjiro clutched the small, wooden box containing the Amulet of Concordance, its smooth, polished surface doing little to soothe the cold dread that had taken root in his heart. The vision it had shown him—the thousand screaming souls, the burning stars, the single, all-consuming eye—was a terrifying secret he kept locked away, a new monster to add to the menagerie already rattling around inside him. He was so lost in his own dark thoughts that he didn't hear it at first, the faint, familiar sound that was rapidly becoming the bane of his existence.

ZUUUUUUUP!

Nomu appeared in a flash of displaced air, landing directly in their path with a dramatic, three-point superhero landing that cracked the polished marble floor. He stood up, a look of pure, unadulterated determination on his face, his gravity-defying pompadour seeming even more absurd in the regal, elegant surroundings of the Aeonfall palace.

"Bombom!" he declared, his voice echoing in the long, empty corridor. "I have given you time to rest. I have allowed you to confer with your allies. But the time for talk is over! Now, we fight!"

A collective, weary groan emanated from the party. Gluteus Maximus, who had been walking silently, his mind clearly occupied with designs for his new, unbreakable armor, let out a long, suffering sigh. Lyrielle yelped, jumping behind DragonSlayer with a frightened squeak. SynchroNoice, however, just stared, his eyes wide with a strange, analytical light as he tried to deconstruct the mechanics of Nomu's instantaneous travel.

Kenjiro, however, had reached his limit. The fear, the confusion, the weight of a dying kingdom on his shoulders—it all coalesced into a single, explosive point of pure, unadulterated rage. "I AM TIRED OF YOU!" he shrieked, his voice cracking with a fury that was almost comical in its intensity. "YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIEND AND YOUR STUPID HAIR AND YOUR STUPID JEANS! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Nomu just blinked, a look of genuine surprise on his face. "You think this is my final form?" he asked, a slow, confident smirk spreading across his face. "You haven't even seen my true power." He took a deep breath, planting his feet firmly on the marble floor. He clenched his fists, his knuckles turning white, and began to scream, a raw, guttural sound that seemed to shake the very foundations of the mountain.

"HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

The air around him began to crackle with a raw, untamed energy. His muscles bulged, the denim of his weirdly tight jeans straining at the seams. And then, his hair began to change. The stiff, black pompadour erupted in a flash of golden light, transforming into a wild, spiky, and unmistakably blonde mane that stood on end as if he had just stuck his finger in a power socket. He was a perfect, if slightly more muscular, imitation of a legendary warrior from an anime Kenjiro vaguely remembered from his old world.

"BEHOLD!" Nomu roared, his voice now a deep, booming baritone. "THIS IS THE POWER OF A SUPER JEAN! NOW, YOU WILL KNOW TRUE FEAR!"

He struck a dramatic pose, his body tensed, his golden aura flaring with a power that was palpable, a raw, physical pressure that made the air feel thick and heavy. He waited, expecting gasps of terror, cries of despair, the satisfying sight of his enemies trembling before his awesome might.

Instead, he was met with silence. A dead, profound, and deeply unsettling silence. He opened his eyes. Kenjiro was just... staring at him. His face was blank, his red eyes wide. And then, his shoulders began to shake. A small, choked sound escaped his lips, a pathetic little squeak. And then he completely lost it.

It started as a giggle, a high, girlish sound that was completely at odds with his usual tsundere rage. The giggle turned into a cackle, and the cackle erupted into a full-blown, hysterical, can't-breathe laugh. He doubled over, clutching his stomach, tears of pure, unadulterated mirth streaming down his face. He pointed a trembling finger at the transformed Nomu, his body convulsing with laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" he wheezed, gasping for air. "YOU LOOK... YOU LOOK SO... STUPID! HAHAHAHA!"

The rest of the party, who had been frozen in a state of shocked disbelief, finally broke. DragonSlayer let out a choked snort, which turned into a loud, derisive cackle. Gluteus's massive shoulders began to shake with a deep, rumbling chuckle that sounded like a rockslide. Even Lyrielle, the shy, timid elf, had a hand over her mouth, her eyes sparkling with a barely suppressed amusement.

Nomu's heroic, triumphant expression faltered. His golden aura flickered. He looked from Bombom's laughing, tear-streaked face to the rest of the snickering party, and his confident smirk crumbled, replaced by a look of pure, wounded confusion. "W-what?" he stammered, his booming, super-powered voice now a small, pathetic squeak. "W-why are you laughing? This is my ultimate transformation! You're supposed to be scared!"

"SCARED?!" Kenjiro gasped, wiping a tear from his eye. "YOU LOOK LIKE A PINEAPPLE HAD A BABY WITH A BANANA! I CAN'T... I CAN'T BREATHE! HAHAHAHA!"

The laughter was a physical blow, more devastating than any punch or kick. Nomu's transformation, his ultimate power-up, his moment of supreme, intimidating glory, had been reduced to a joke. The golden aura around him sputtered and died. His spiky, blonde hair deflated, returning to its usual, merely ridiculous black pompadour. A single, fat, crystalline tear welled in the corner of his eye, tracing a slow, sad path down his cheek. He let out a small, heartbroken sniffle.

"You're mean," he whispered, his voice trembling. And with a final, pathetic ZUUUUUUUP, he was gone.

Kenjiro's laughter finally subsided into a series of weak, exhausted hiccups. He pushed himself up, wiping the last of the tears from his eyes. He looked at his friends, who were all trying, and failing, to compose themselves. A strange, unfamiliar feeling washed over him. Guilt.

"Hey, guys," he said, his voice quiet, his usual bravado completely gone. "Was I... was I too rude?"

DragonSlayer, who was still wiping tears of laughter from his own eyes, just shook his head. "No, man," he said, a genuine, impressed grin on his face. "That was... that was objectively hilarious. I think you just discovered a new superpower: the ability to defeat your enemies with pure, unadulterated cringe."

The shared moment of laughter, the sheer, unmitigated absurdity of the situation, broke the heavy, oppressive tension that had been hanging over them since their arrival in Aeonfall. For the first time in a long time, they felt like a team, united not just by a shared quest, but by a shared, deeply weird sense of humor.

With the comedic interlude over, a new, more serious mood settled over them. They returned to Merlin's study, the weight of their mission returning. "So," Bombom began, his voice firm, the laughter forgotten. "We have a curse to break, a kingdom to save, and a masked man with a snake fetish to hunt down. And," he added, his gaze turning inward, a new, grim determination in his red eyes, "I have a third monster sleeping inside me that I need to understand."

He reached into the wooden box Merlin had given him and, with a steady hand, pulled out the Amulet of Concordance. He fastened the silver chain around his neck, the cool, smooth metal a heavy, constant reminder of the immense power, and the terrifying responsibility, that now rested on his shoulders.

King Kōken provided them with an official escort to the surface and a wagon filled with supplies for their long journey back. As they prepared to leave, Selene, her face pale but her eyes full of a new, unwavering resolve, stood before them. "I am coming with you," she declared, her voice clear and firm. "As Aeonfall's liaison, and as Jack's sister. I will not rest until we find the monster who murdered him."

They stepped out of the hidden mountain entrance, the bright, warm light of the external world a stark contrast to the cool, artificial glow of the kingdom they were leaving behind. The road ahead was long and uncertain, filled with powerful enemies and dark conspiracies. But for the first time, Kenjiro didn't feel alone. He looked at his friends, at the strange, dysfunctional, but fiercely loyal family he had somehow managed to assemble, and he felt a flicker of something he had not felt since he had been reborn in this strange, beautiful, and utterly ridiculous world. He felt hope.

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