Ultimate Master in Urban

Chapter 1271: Like a Hollow


He... he's actually the Madman!

At this moment, after Bald Jeff repeated the words 'Lord Madman' over and over, those War Axe members finally realized who they had offended!

The Madman, this man who was both awe-inspiring and unreachable, was now standing right in front of them!

And appearing in such a manner and in such a scenario, it made all the War Axe members curse inwardly, 'What a damn trap!'

Especially the Lion, who was on the brink of death, he spat a mouthful of old blood!

Damn it!

He had actually raced against the Madman, threatened to kill him, and even claimed he'd take care of the Madman's woman!

Thinking about such a badass thing being done by himself, the Lion was bleeding from the mouth and peeing his pants!

"Damn... ah..."

The Lion looked to the sky speechless, wondering who the hell he had offended to deserve such a trap!

If he got tricked like this and died, even in heaven, he'd be mocked to death by the spirits there!

"This pit..."

Unlike the Lion, Bald Jason didn't want to die, let alone die from such a grievance. With a face full of pleading, he said:

"Lord Madman, I failed to recognize your greatness. Please, show mercy and let me go, just treat me as a fart."

Bald Jason, facing Ye Feng, was like facing a demon. The trembling sensation almost made him collapse!

And seeing their boss begging like this, all the War Axe members had twitching mouths and bitter expressions!

"A fart? How dare you say I'm farting?" Ye Feng glared fiercely.

This sentence directly scared Bald Jason into collapsing!

Damn, not playing like this. I said I'm a fart, and you won't even let me go!

"Lord Madman, I'm a fart, I'm a stinky fart!" Bald Jason could only grit his teeth, nodding and bowing, desperately pleading for mercy!

"Though you're a fart, sadly, I never let out stinky ones!" Ye Feng said with a smile.

With these words, not only was Bald Jason speechless, but even the little punk girl and little Rock were left at a loss!

This is holding in a fart and refusing to let it out!

...

Buzz buzz!

A taxi slowly drove into New York City, with Ye Feng wearing a grin, and next to him was little Dou Bi!

Ye Feng didn't eliminate War Axe completely, since they were just small fry not worth his anger, and left it to little Rock to deal with!

However, Ye Feng believed that with little Rock's approach, War Axe would soon be erased!

Looking at little Dou Bi beside him, Ye Feng showed a strange smile:

"Little Dou Bi, would you really let me have a go?"

Little punk girl: "..."

"My name is Su Xiaoxiao! Not little Dou Bi! You dumbass!" The little punk girl flipped Ye Feng off in dissatisfaction!

Normally, when a girl curses, it would damage her image, but somehow, when the little punk girl cursed, it didn't make her unlikeable but rather gave a playful and cute vibe!

"Su Xiaoxiao?"

Ye Feng still had a mischievous look, glanced at Su Xiaoxiao's peaks, rubbed his chin, and laughed sleazily:

"You picked a good name! It's indeed small, like a lowland!"

A lowland?

Your granny's bear!

This sleazebag insults without using foul language!

Su Xiaoxiao turned green with anger, her chest heaving but still unable to stretch her clothes!

"Don't bother trying, even if you puff up like a camel, a lowland is still a lowland!" Ye Feng laughed even more seeing Su Xiaoxiao's expression!

But as soon as his sleazy smile appeared, he drew a sharp breath!

His waist was again pinched hard by Su Xiaoxiao!

"You keep talking! Go on! I'll pinch you! Squeeze you dead! Flatten you! You big bad wolf, you pervert!"

Su Xiaoxiao tortured Ye Feng, making him cry out continuously:

"Emma, it hurts, so tragic, so delightful! Harder, more! Emma... gone... dead..."

Ye Feng's cries grew louder and stranger, causing Su Xiaoxiao's pretty face to redden!

Though she was an unopened flower, that strange voice still embarrassed her!

"Spit! Shameless!"

Su Xiaoxiao spat at Ye Feng fiercely, having mentally cursed him thousands of times!

This guy is beyond shameless, even when getting teased, he's so wanton!

So wanton no one can stand it!

"Hey! Little one, you haven't answered me yet! Are you really letting me have a go? You promised!" Ye Feng grinned like a pervy uncle!

It's like saying to a little girl, 'Little friend, uncle will buy you candy, and then check your body, okay?'

Then the pervy uncle would give a girl a biology lesson!

At this moment, Su Xiaoxiao felt this way!

"Uncle, can't you stop being so lewd? I can't stand you!" Su Xiaoxiao was speechless at Ye Feng's lewdness!

However, Ye Feng slicked his hair, looked carefully in the mirror, then shook his head:

"Little one, you're wrong, this isn't lewdness!"

"How isn't this lewd? You're off the charts!" Su Xiaoxiao said with frustration.

"NO! NO! NO!"

Ye Feng shook his head solemnly: "This is definitely not lewdness, this is lasciviousness!"

"..." Su Xiaoxiao was even more speechless!

"As one philosopher said, not to astonish the world with showiness, but to move people with lasciviousness!" Ye Feng sighed:

"Actually, I am this type of lascivious but not showy man silver!"

"..." Su Xiaoxiao!

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