The Tathāgata Must Fail

Chapter 435: The Bull Demon King Experienced Heartbreak Again


"My Great King has finally seen the light!"

The Long Armed Ape Monkey would excitedly say this to anyone he met.

That day, Sun Wukong carried Ao Luan back, and after the Dragon Girl woke up, the blush on her face lingered.

The sight left all the demons of Huaguo Mountain utterly gobsmacked.

Isn't their Great King made of stone? How did the notorious tyrant, the second Great King, become so shy?

And in the following days, Ao Luan hid from Sun Wukong like a little girl, which only heightened everyone's curiosity.

"It's truly unbelievable."

"What exactly did the Heavenly Emperor do to the fairy?"

Even the Immortals became interested in the matter.

"What on earth did the Imperial Brother do?"

Even the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Palace sent someone to inquire after getting news.

Sun Wukong was surprised by their curiosity.

But shouldn't they be more curious as to why Ao Luan was acting this way, rather than about him?

Even Sun Wukong did not expect Ao Luan to be so inherently shy.

But he couldn't refuse the Jade Emperor's inquiry.

"It's nothing much."

Sun Wukong answered honestly: "I just gave her a hug."

"Oh, a hug..."

The Jade Emperor nodded after receiving the message, then suddenly stood up.

"What!"

"The Imperial Brother actually initiated a hug!"

The other Immortals were equally shocked.

"My god, the Heavenly Emperor has initiated a hug!"

"After over two hundred years, the stone has bloomed!"

"The Heavenly Emperor is the Heavenly Emperor all right; when he learns to hug, he doesn't show off."

When the teachers in the school heard about it, they told their students: "True masters are like this, unremarkable most of the time, but eye-catching when they make their move!"

The Spider Demons in the class nodded in agreement.

Indeed, the Heavenly Emperor had been a blockhead for two hundred years, never hinting at when he would wise up.

Unlike their master, who was always showing off, yet wasn't impressive at all.

"The Great King is really amazing!"

The Spider Demons praised.

For a while, everyone on Huaguo Mountain was singing Sun Wukong's praises.

Sun Wukong was somewhat baffled—how could such a simple act cause such a commotion?

Did he really give off the impression that he was so unromantic?

Sun Wukong stopped talking.

However, instead of dying down, the situation escalated due to an unintentional remark from Ao Luan.

"My brother is not that wooden."

When pressed by others, Ao Luan said with a blush: "He is more romantic than many."

This remark sent shockwaves across the Three Realms.

"The Heavenly Emperor actually understands romance!"

"I must have heard wrong!"

People were extremely shocked; nobody could believe it.

The news spread wider and more outrageously.

At last, an even more exaggerated rumor emerged.

"Have you heard? The Heavenly Emperor is naturally a Casanova!"

"The Fairy Yunxiao was charmed by his few words; she even said he is the most romantic person in the world!"

The matter became a popular topic of conversation during leisurely chats.

Meanwhile, as luck would have it, Qing Yuanzi published another book.

The book exaggerated the story with embellishments, painting a beautiful description of the events between Sun Wukong and Ao Luan that day.

After reading the book, people were even more astonished.

"To come up with such a dating method, the Heavenly Emperor is indeed a Casanova!"

"It's really so romantic!"

In teahouses, everyone was discussing this topic.

The Bull Demon King, who sat drinking sullenly, felt uneasy listening to those words.

"Big Brother."

The Jiao Demon King said to him: "You should hurry and learn a few tricks from the Heavenly Emperor; maybe you'll win over sister-in-law then."

The Bull Demon King shook his head, feeling as if he had seen a ghost.

He had thought he was at least better than Sun Wukong in terms of emotional intelligence, but Sun Wukong had caused such a commotion with just one move.

"I'm not Sun Wukong."

The Bull Demon King snorted coldly: "How could I learn his methods?"

"Big Brother, you can learn!"

The Jiao Demon King took out Qing Yuanzi's book: "Qing Yuanzi has figured out all of the Heavenly Emperor's moves."

"Can Qing Yuanzi's words be trusted?"

The Bull Demon King said: "He must be writing nonsense."

"Not this time," the Jiao Demon King replied. "In the book, it says his information was given to him by a kind-hearted fruit spirit."

"I think we might know that kind-hearted person."

"…Immortal Zhenyuan?"

The Bull Demon King put down his drink.

"Don't worry, Big Brother."

The Jiao Demon King continued: "The method is particularly effective; everyone has been learning it recently!"

"Immortal Zhen Yuan wouldn't talk nonsense."

The Bull Demon King mused, while Immortal Zhenyuan might be flamboyant, he wasn't one to lie.

"Give it to me."

The Bull Demon King took the book and started flipping through, his eyes gradually widening.

"Can this really work?"

He asked.

"Yes."

The Jiao Demon King assured: "This is the most popular dating method in Huaguo Mountain now; no female demon can resist it."

"Is that so!"

The Bull Demon King suddenly felt confident: "I can perform all these spells; they're perfect for me."

The next day, he went to find the Jade-Faced Princess.

"You're here again."

The Jade-faced Fox looked over with a cold face: "Speak up if you've got something to say."

"Jade-faced sister."

The Bull Demon King took a deep breath and said: "Let's both transform into fish and have a race in the sea!"

That day, the Bull Demon King was rejected once again.

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