Xiao Tianyu was quite frustrated. He remembered having two condoms yesterday, but tonight they were gone, which puzzled him. Did he really remember incorrectly? That can't be right, his memory isn't that bad.
The scenery in front of him was too captivating, how could he enjoy the view without condoms? Wasn't this bound to cause trouble?
"Honey, what are you looking for? Come here!" A tingling voice called out, making Xiao Tianyu's blood boil. The harder it was to find the condoms, the more this woman seemed to seduce him!
Looking back, he saw Shangguan Biyue lying on the bed, licking her red lips with her tongue. Such an action, she was simply an enchantress, no, a vixen.
"Wife, have you seen my condoms?"
"What?" Shangguan Biyue feigned ignorance.
"Condoms!"
"Didn't you use them all yesterday?" Shangguan Biyue replied earnestly.
"No way, I remember having two left yesterday!"
"You must be mistaken!"
"Is that really so?" Xiao Tianyu was somewhat skeptical.
However, Shangguan Biyue smiled faintly, "Go get my handbag!"
"What for? Are you planning to use the handbag as a substitute?" Xiao Tianyu stared blankly at Shangguan Biyue, making Shangguan Biyue roll her eyes at him in exasperation, "Do I look like I can open an airstrip here?"
"..."
Xiao Tianyu, feeling helpless, went to get the handbag. After tossing it to Shangguan Biyue, he saw her unzip it and take out an exquisite box, smiling enchantingly, "See how considerate your wife is? Knowing you ran out of condoms, I specially had a box custom-made for you today. It's extra-large!"
Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was bewildered. Can this woman really be so kind-hearted? Are there no pitfalls in this kindness? Why does he feel like there's a trap beneath this tender moment?
Xiao Tianyu thought to himself, custom-made and all, was it haunted? But... but it was clearly a condom.
"What are you waiting for? Come on, I'm impatient!" Shangguan Biyue's voice was so seductive that Xiao Tianyu couldn't help but shiver. Did she have to be this bewitching?
Goodness?
Even if there was a trap beneath this tenderness, he was willing to accept it.
With this in mind, Xiao Tianyu immediately jumped onto the bed and pinned down Shangguan Biyue, whose face turned a shade of red, looking charmingly shy. At the same time, she thought to herself, was it finally time to use the leaky condoms? Hmph~ Let's see if this bastard dares to sow seeds.
As an ancient saying goes, when virtue rises by a foot, evil rises by ten.
Thinking of this, Shangguan Biyue wrapped her slender arms around Xiao Tianyu's neck and took the initiative to kiss him, making Xiao Tianyu a bit dumbfounded. Today, this woman was very strange. Usually, when he made his move, she'd be crawling all over the bed, trying to escape his clutches. But today?
When something is out of the ordinary, there must be a demon.
Xiao Tianyu thought to himself, but where was the demon?
Could it be something fishy with the condoms?
Xiao Tianyu suddenly had a thought—his drawer definitely had two yesterday, but now they were gone. And this woman would be so kind as to buy him condoms? This didn't seem right—it was as if she wanted him to sow seeds, why would she kindly buy condoms?
"Honey, I can't wait any longer, what are you thinking? Why aren't you getting into the mood!" Shangguan Biyue breathed a fragrant breath into Xiao Tianyu's ear, making his bones tingle. So, Xiao Tianyu opened the box and took out a condom.
In the next second, Xiao Tianyu was dumbfounded. This... this condom was leaking air, "Honey, are you sure there's nothing wrong with this condom?"
So, Xiao Tianyu held the condom in his right hand and asked Shangguan Biyue, "Is this the condom you bought for me?"
"Yeah, see how thoughtful your wife is? Knowing you were out, I shamelessly went to a pharmacy to buy it. Let's get down to business!" With that, Shangguan Biyue rolled over and pressed down on Xiao Tianyu.
"Wait…"
"What now?" Shangguan Biyue asked.
"If you were going to buy it, why cut a hole at the top?" Xiao Tianyu asked weakly. "Isn't that just like pulling down your pants to fart, unnecessary?"
"..." Hearing this, Shangguan Biyue was stunned. How did he notice?
So, Shangguan Biyue feigned ignorance, "Is there? Where's the hole? I can't see it!"
"Blow it and see. If you can inflate this condom, I'll believe there's no hole!" Xiao Tianyu replied seriously. She had been caught and was still feigning ignorance. Did she really think he was so easily fooled?
Hearing this, Shangguan Biyue was speechless. Could a leaky condom be inflated? Fine, Xiao Tianyu, you win, I concede.
With that thought, Shangguan Biyue smiled faintly, "I was just trying to get you to make a baby, is that wrong? Since you caught me, the condom is useless, let's just get to the sowing!"
With that, Shangguan Biyue's slender hands wrapped around Xiao Tianyu, kissing him directly. She didn't believe, with her allure, that Xiao Tianyu could resist.
"Hold on~ I think we should talk about this first!"
"Talk, my ass! Get to the point!" Isn't sowing a seed simple?
"Honey, we're still young!"
"Young? We're in our twenties!" Shangguan Biyue rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianyu.
"It's really not the right time!" Xiao Tianyu refused. It's not that he didn't want to sow seeds, but he had many things unfinished, so he couldn't do it now.
Besides, Shangguan Biyue's body still needed transformation. He didn't want, after a hundred years, for Shangguan Biyue to age while he lived alone.
...
The next day, at eight in the morning, Celestial Capital was shaken by an unprecedented financial storm sweeping through, with major media covering the event. Outdoor screens on every street and alley in Celestial Capital displayed the same shocking event.
At the entrance of Fengxing International, numerous newspaper and TV reporters gathered. Additionally, staff from major banks of Celestial Capital surrounded and began sealing off the premises. Meanwhile, the head of Fengxing, Yi Tianxing, was missing.
"Friends from the media, the first major news today is that Fengxing International, which dominated for two months, has officially declared bankruptcy today, and its CEO, deeply in debt, is missing!"
One reporter continued in front of the live broadcast camera, "Fengxing was a multinational corporation that rose in Celestial Capital for two months. Looking back to a month ago, Fengxing was taking the world by storm. Who would have thought that after just two months, it would declare bankruptcy overnight? Despite its strength, Fengxing was but a flash in the pan. This might be the shortest-lived financial empire in global history!"
"Now that Fengxing's CEO is missing with five billion in loans, it's clear that he's absconded with a huge sum. I believe the law will eventually catch up with him!"
"In addition, commercial giants like Li Group, Ling Yun International, and Gaotian Group, which collaborated with Fengxing, also collapsed at the same time!"
"Friends from the media, please look behind me. These are all the staff from major banks of Celestial Capital. After Fengxing International's stock market crash, they came to seal off Fengxing International, but it was too late as Fengxing's CEO Yi Tianxing vanished!"
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