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Chapter 16: The Death of Yi Xiaochuan Newcomer Joins the Group (3 Updates)_2


She's old but acts so improperly! A 100,000-year-old virgin, and she's scolding me...

Ji Hongxia muttered in her heart.

"Hey, you're actually blushing!" Hongmeng looked down at Ji Hongxia, whose pretty face had turned a rosy red. It was as if he had discovered a new continent, and he leaned down to plant a heavy kiss on her. He remembered that previously, this enchantress was quite bold.

"You're the one who's blushing!" Ji Hongxia pointed at Hongmeng's forehead, her smile seductive as she said, "Little brother, when your junior sister comes out of her retreat and sees you unable to walk, don't say it was your sister's doing, huh!"

"Really? Well, I'm actually quite looking forward to it!" Hongmeng, holding Ji Hongxia, strode into the Purple Bamboo Residence's sleeping chambers. With a thought, the Four Symbols Sealing Heaven Array activated, shielding them from outside prying eyes.

Previously, the disturbance from Ji Hongxia's breakthrough was too great for the Four Symbols Sealing Heaven Array to contain. Hongmeng had simply turned off the Formation entirely to avoid the impact of Ji Hongxia's cultivation level breakthrough.

"A Daluo Golden Immortal level Six Desires Mortal Dust Body, huh?"

"I'm actually looking forward to it!"

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While Hongmeng contemplated the power and mysteries of the Six Desires Mortal Dust Body, far across time and space, there was a peculiar little world—the Mythical World.

「Great Qin, Xianyang. Inside the death prison.」

A handsome but pale and emaciated man slowly came to his senses. Assailed by the damp, rotting stench in the air, his stomach roiled.

"UGH!"

The man vomited a mouthful of bitter fluid, his eyes dazed as he looked around. Walls made of stone, two square windows the size of bowl openings; he was lying on a cold, tattered straw mat, his body reeking, with ants crawling on it.

Who am I? Where am I? Where am I going?

"Damn it!" Pain pierced his head as a deluge of memories, like a tidal wave, crashed over him. It left him no chance to react before sharply embedding itself into his brain, then rapidly flowing and merging deep into his memory.

"I've transmigrated..."

"Transmigrated into the body of a transmigrator called Yi Xiaochuan!"

"This is Great Qin's Death Prison!"

"It was Gao Yao who sent me in!"

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"Damn it, this is the Mythical World." After sorting out his memories, Lin Feng finally understood his current predicament, his eyes filled with bitterness.

Once upon a time, when he watched myths, he fantasized about how great it would be if he transmigrated as Yi Xiaochuan; he would resolve never to be a hypocritical saint. He would win over the Lu sisters, devour Xiao Yue, abduct Princess Yu Shu, and get rid of Liu Bang. He'd utilize modern knowledge, expand his power, find the Longevity Medicine, establish an eternal and immortal dynasty, lying drunk on the lap of beauties, and waking to hold the world in his grip. But now...

"Damn it! Damn it, why didn't you let me transmigrate earlier?" Lin Feng was going crazy. He was now thrown into the death prison, and what's more, it seemed Gao Yao was unlike his character in the original story; he had even become the State Preceptor.

He was certain that this Gao Yao was very likely not the original one. It was highly possible that he was also a transmigrator, perhaps even with a system. Thinking of Gao Yao's formidable strength, a single Chaos Palm had knocked his predecessor Yi Xiaochuan flat. Bear in mind that Yi Xiaochuan's martial prowess was quite decent, not much weaker than Xiang Yu's. That palm seemed to contain internal energy... Considering this situation, his chances of using his knowledge to escape were practically nil. Gao Yao wouldn't give him the opportunity.

"It's over!" Lin Feng's eyes were filled with despair. Wasn't he just staying up late watching adult films, getting too excited and fainting? Did he really deserve to be punished like this?

"DING. Congratulations to the Host for successfully activating the sign-in system."

"May I ask if the Host would like to sign in here?"

Suddenly, a mechanical voice rang out. Lin Feng's body shook, and he was instantly overjoyed. As a die-hard reader of web novels, he was all too familiar with systems, especially the most popular sign-in types. This sign-in system was just like the ones he knew: it allowed sign-ins anywhere. The more special the place, the better the reward. One could even repeatedly sign in at the same location, though it needed to be set as a long-term sign-in spot to yield better rewards.

"System, I want to sign in at the death prison." Having understood the system's functions, Lin Feng said without hesitation. He also set the death prison as the long-term sign-in location because, for the moment, it was the safest place.

"DING. Sign-in successful. Congratulations to the Host, you have received a Marrow Cleansing Pill."

[Marrow Cleansing Pill]

Cleanses the marrow and refines the bones, rids of Houtian impurities, achieves an Innate physique, and makes martial arts cultivation advance leaps and bounds.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Feng looked at the information in his mind, his eyes brimming with excitement. His current body had its meridians shattered by Gao Yao's Chaos Palm and was left in a sorry state. That was also the reason Yi Xiaochuan had met his demise. But now, with this Marrow Cleansing Pill, he could not only recover from his injuries but also become a martial arts prodigy.

He believed that he would certainly be able to sign for cultivation techniques and divine skills in the future. Once he became a Martial Path powerhouse, destroyed Gao Yao, he could also live out his fantasy of being an Emperor. This world didn't have martial arts; if he just eliminated the anomaly Gao Yao, with his power, how hard could it be to become an Emperor? Three palaces, six courtyards, seventy-two concubines... Three thousand beauties in the harem...

Thinking about it made Lin Feng start to drool a bit. In his past life, he had only ever watched adult films under the covers, never having any real experience. Now that he had been reborn and had a system, couldn't he do whatever he wanted?

After a while, Lin Feng finally calmed his excitement and swallowed the Marrow Cleansing Pill.

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「Chat group number 10,000.」

Huashan Sect Master: "HAHA, how has everyone been recently?"

Dominator of The World Association: "Elder Yue, it seems you are in a good mood. Have you found another life-bearing planet?"

The Descendant of the Great Yan Royal Family: "Curious!"

Huashan Sect Master: "How easy do you think it is to find a life-bearing planet? I've just unified all the nations of the Central Plains!"

Tushan's Second Master: "Congratulations, Sect Leader Yue, you're really quick!"

Dog Son of an Upper God: "Rongrong, how did you know? Did Lady Ning tell you?"

Cloud Mist Sect Master: "I suspect you two are flirting!"

The Lord of Great Qin: "Hands on your head, all of you squat down, take them away!"

Huashan Sect Master: "Stop teasing me. The Yue Girl Sword World is just an ancient Martial World. Isn't it a piece of cake for me to show a bit of my strength and make the whole world submit?"

Ye Tiandi: "Sect Leader Yue speaks the truth. With strength, everything is easier. I can enlighten several star systems in just one day with a Venerable on my side!"

Lecherous Immortal from Toad Mountain: "I suspect the guys above are showing off!"

Little Dragon Lady Who Hangs Silk and Sleeps: "I suspect the guys above are showing off!"

Ye Tiandi: "I'm really not showing off. Can't people speak the truth these days?"

Tushan's Second Master: "Feeling jealous!"

Dog Son of an Upper God: "Lecherous Immortal, it's been a while since you've popped up. Did you get caught peeping at young ladies bathing again?"

Lecherous Immortal from Toad Mountain: "I did not! You're talking nonsense, it wasn't me! I've been busy with a grand undertaking!"

Tushan's Second Master: "Is it for your masterpiece -- 'Intimate Heaven,' looking for inspiration and material?"

Lecherous Immortal from Toad Mountain: "Of course... not entirely. I've finally unified the Ninja World!"

The Descendant of the Great Yan Royal Family: "Congratulations! Congratulations!"

Little Dragon Lady Who Hangs Silk and Sleeps: "Congratulations! Congratulations!"

Dog Son of an Upper God: "Immortal sister, how are things on your end?"

Little Dragon Lady Who Hangs Silk and Sleeps: "I'm nearly finished as well!"

"DING. A new person has joined the chat group."

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