Chapter 218: Chapter 218 Self-Gratification, Releasing

Five-Paced Vipers

Translator: Draqon Boat Translation Edito

From the looks of it, he looked like a monk in a temple.

His online name was [Merciful Flight Purdue].

“Amitabha.”

[Merciful Flight Purdue] had a kind smile on his face as he chanted a Buddhist prayer.

“Dear patient, how can 1 help you?”

Chen Yu asked expressionlessly.

“Goodf good. This Penniless Monk is here to save you.”

The moment he said that, the viewers almost burst out laughing.

What was going on?

Was this monk turning the tables and trying to ’cure1 Chen Yu?

Old viewers all knew that Chen Yu was more like a diviner who could predict the future than a psychologist.

A fat monk saving a diviner. What kind of script is this?

“How are you going to save me, dear patient?” Chen Yu asked with a faint smile.

With a solemn expression, [Merciful Flight Purdue] said, “Almsgiver Chen, you’ve exposed the past of others several times and unknowingly violated verbal karma.”

“In the long run, it will definitely bring disaster to you.”

“I can’t bear to see you continue this. 1’11 help you out of your sea of suffering.11

The viewers were stunned when they heard this.

A barrage of comments flooded in.

“Brothers, why do I feel like the old monk is here to stir trouble?”

“Be more confident and remove the word ‘feel1.’1

“I’m sure this monk is here to borrow Dr. Chen’s stream to go viral.”

“Damn, everyone wants to take advantage of Dr. Chen.”

T didn’t expect even monks to be so materialistic.”

“So what if he’s a monk? Ordinary people can’t even become one if they want to.”

“Our temple is looking for a novice monk. You must be under 35 years old, have a master’s degree or above, and be proficient in three foreign languages.”

“Are you sure you’re looking for a monk?”

Looking at the comments in the chat, the corners of [Merciful Flight Purdue |rs mouth twitched slightly.

“Sigh.”

[Merciful Flight Purdue] heaved a long sigh and said in a compassionate tone, “Almsgiver Chen, exposing the privacy of the previous woman and mother-in-law was a grave mistake.”

“Even if the elderly have done something wrong, we should be understanding.”

“As the saying goes, don’t raise your voice against the elderly.”

“Your actions this time and in the past will definitely be met with karma in the future.”

“You don’t have to worry about whether 1’11 suffer karma or not,” Chen Yu said with a faint smile.

“But your troubles are coming soon.”

“This Penniless Monk knows that honest advice is unpleasant to the ear. It’s fine if Almsgiver Chen doesn’t like it.”

“However, you must nor repeat the same thing again, lest you implicate your relatives.”

“Dear patient,” Chen Yu interjected with a smile, “have you been feeling an unbearable itch recently?”

“Hmm?”

[Merciful Flight Purdue] was stunned.

“Not only do you have a mental illness, bur you also have a very serious physical illness.”

“Do you need me to treat you?”

Chen Yu asked.

“Amitabha. This Penniless Monk worships Buddha daily. With Buddha’s blessing, how can 1 fall sick?”

[Merciful Flight Purdue] put his palms together.

“Since you worship Buddha daily, why don’t you recite a passage of scripture and let me experience rhe profoundness of Buddhism?” Chen Yu asked playfully.

“Good. Since Almsgiver Chen wants to hear it, this Penniless Monk will recite it.”

As he spoke, [Merciful Flight Purdue] closed his eyes and muttered something.

“Hm, he does seem like an actual monk at this point.”

“Is he reciting Buddhist scriptures or singing? Why does it sound so weird?”

“It sounds a lirtle familiar…”

“I have the same feeling. 1 think I’ve heard it before.”

“Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, don’t think that I’m just a sheep. Wait a minute! This old man is singing the theme song to a cartoon!”

“I can sing Buddhist scriptures too. Listen, Shaolin Kung Fu is good ~ really good.”

T have diamond legs, and he has an iron head.”

“The song of blessing and longevity. (Pog)”

[Merciful Flight Purdue], who had his eyes closed, continued to ‘chant’.

The viewers were about to go crazy from laughing.

[Merciful Flight Purdue ] looked like a real monk, but he was reciting a cartoon theme song.

After reciting his song, [Merciful Flight Purdue] opened his eyes and said, “Almsgiver Chen, the Buddhist sect is always open to you, and there is no one who cannot be converted.’”

“Wait a moment.”

Chen Yu interrupted [Merciful Flight Purdue] and asked again, “Are you sure you don’t need treatment?”

“This penniless monk has Buddha’s blessing. Don’t worry about me, Almsgiver Chen.”

“Buddha can’t help you escape from prison.”

“You released quite a number of animals not long ago, didn’t you?” Chen Yu laughed coldly.

“How did you know?”

[Merciful Flight Purdue] was shocked.

What he usually liked to do the most was set captured animals free in the wild.

“I’m a professional psychologist,” Chen Yu said. “Through conversations with others, I can observe the patient’s facial expressions and determine what the patient has done in the past.”

“Calling yourself a monk is a lirtle ambitious.”

“Three years ago, you had a sudden idea. You bought a house in the suburbs and renovated it into a temple.”

“You also bought a kasaya, a mokugyo, a Buddha statue, and other things.”

“In order to make a name for yourself, you often participate in freeing animal activities.”

“Not long ago, you brought a group of men, women, and children to buy hundreds of five-paced vipers from a snake dealer.”

“You release them to the botanical garden not far from your small temple.”

As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, a portion of his audience nearly exploded.

“Old bastard, no wonder so many poisonous snakes appeared in the botanical garden. So it was you! ”

“I’ve heard about it too. About a month ago, it was on the trending searches.”

“Freeing captured animals? Why don’t you set free your cash and gold bars?”

“Most of these releasing acts are just for self-gratification.”

“These people are just bored. If they starve for three days, they can even eat these animals raw, let alone set them free.”

“Once, I went fishing. I released fish upstream and then went fishing downstream. It was a perfect cycle.”

“He’s always saying Amitabha with his mouth, but I doubt he is actually compassionate.”

Other than the mocking viewers, there were also quite a few viewers who explained that five-paced vipers were extremely venomous, commonly known as the King of Rotten Meat.

If the antidote serum were not injected immediately after being bitten, it would cause serious damage to the body.

It was dangerous, even just being around these snakes.

Others ran businesses without a license, while [Merciful Flight Purdue] ran a temple without a license.

Many viewers thought that he was doing business by opening a temple and setting free animals.

Many of them came from the same area as [Merciful Flight Purdue].

They wanted to rush to him through the internet and give the old man a few tight slaps.

One day last month, there was a snake disaster in the botanical garden.

A large number of citizens who went there were bitten.

The most miserable were a young man and woman who were about to get married.

When she happily went to take their wedding dress photos, a few five-paced vipers jumped out of the grass and bit them.

The two of them were still lying in rhe hospital.

“Humans and animals are all living beings in the world, and so are vipers.”

“Animals also have the right to live where humans live.”

[Merciful Flight Purdue] spoke with assurance.

“The animals you set free aren’t just these few hundred snakes,” Chen Yu said with a smile.

“There are more than just a couple of local citizens who want to settle scores with you.”

Chen Yu raised his hand and pinched his fingers.

“A conservative estimate is that there are about a few hundred people who want to beat you up..”

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